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This page is primarily **advertising and promotional content**, not political satire. The dominant feature is a Pennsylvania Railroad advertisement for "The Pennsylvania Special," a luxury train service between New York and Chicago. The top-left contains unrelated ads (Chiclets gum, Thousand Island House resort) and a Philip Morris cigarettes advertisement. The main editorial content is a satirical essay on "College Education" that mocks traditional higher education for teaching ancient history while ignoring modern urban problems—students learn about Roman literature but nothing of tenement life, or about contemporary graft in city infrastructure like snow removal from Broadway. Below this are brief anecdotal stories, including one about boxer John L. Sullivan refusing to teach boxing lessons after one student left worse for wear. The page reflects early 20th-century concerns about the disconnect between classical education and practical modern life, but lacks specific political figures or dated references that would require historical explanation for modern readers.

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¢ Soares e ae COLLEGE EDUCATION. Education is the art of remembering what the dead Greek said in Athens and . forgetting what the live Greek is doing in the shoe-shining emporiums of our t Dainty large cities, of glorifying the graces of ancient Roman literature and glossing Dainty the grease of modern Roman railroad nc ce Gove a construction crews, Ax°4 it can Il the exact cause of the Crimean War, but not the cause of the Candy Goated | criminat war’ much te can tell how to conjugate ii Chewing Guarne | sre ‘tue not how correct ‘coud p irregularities. It knows the inmost é Particularly Desirable life of the cave-dwellers of prehistoric OAD, after Dinner . but very little of the life of the| ‘Hers of modern tenements. It; .. knows all about the Gaul that Ciesar | Bulletin. YOUR FRIEND THE described, but pays no attention to the F ifested by our frenzied finan- ISHERMAN KNOWS i ra. It knows how much graft THE PENNSYLVANIA SPECIAL THE there was in building the Appian Way, that Chiclets are but not the first thing about the graft in IDEAL IN TRAVEL. better than a flask. removing the snow from Broadway. the ees ceeeatloe, pactithaniobes ‘The highest art in transportation is to make the service so | no-time for the classes of the live pres:| perfectly comfortable and convenient that it is just as pleasant to ld in SE 108 and 25¢ nackets ent.—Ellis O, Jones in Life. | make the trip between New York and Chicago, for instance, as to eer nc. ; ‘ Tphias.S: Nand Goronta Can aCOURKGING! pend the night in the city, Such service makes business a pleasure, | as it no longer robs the business man of the conveniences of his club “Tell me frankly, sir—what do you | think of tuo daaphtere voles? or of the comforts of his private apartments. “Well, madam, I think she have Ty e . a Ueilliane fature inwaterrcolor paint. The best exemplification of this high ideal is found in the ing.""—Paris Figaro. “Pennsylvania Special,” which makes the run between New York and Chicago in eighteen hours, Leaving New York at 3.55 P. M., IN THE BLACK FOREST. - sig . : ; practically after business hours, it arrives in Chicago at 8.55 the next Whe hat m aie Poss ben eouiby ok moming, or before business begins, and leaving Chicago at 2.45 P. M., bine theacal ie one woods alone | there is no loss of time. ‘Vhe equipment of the Special—buffet parlor ALEXANDRIA BAY Meggendurjer Blaetter, smoking car, drawing-room. state-room sleeping cars, dining car and NEW YORK STORIES “EVERYBODY'S” TELLS. compartment observation car, with bath rooms, barber who presses John L., Sullivan was asked why he clothing, copies of the evening and moming papers, magazines, THE VENICE OF AMERICA | had never taken to giving boxing les- illustrated periodicals, the Bible libraries, electric lights, telephone, He veil na, cH Wied Tiveneeok Sepia and stenographer—means that there is no loss of comfort, conven- Opens June 20th. Fish- Mr. Sullivan, “A husky young man ience, or mental entertainment. An evening on the “Pennsylvania ing, boating, golf, etc. took one lesson from me and went home Special” is like an evening in a first-class club or hotel; and there is alittle the worse for wear. When he s added 1 7 “ » changing sc a Nee ie oS er eee ae te the added zest of swift, easy motion and constantly changing scene. Mar) ensugheatoat bes log:Ttemeyel te The next time you travel between New York and Chicago Send for booklet to be able to lick a certain young gentle- take the “Pennsylvania Special” and see how closely it measures I've got it in for. But I've up to the test of perfect service. 0. G. STAPLES xd my mind,’ says he. ‘If it’s all ' me to you, Mr, Sullivan, I'll send Owner and Proprietor this young gentleman down he the rest of my lessons for me. For many years Dr. Francis 1. ton, ex-president of Prin sity, wore side whiskers. : suggested shaving them, there was a di- * vision of opinion in the family. Oni morning. he came into his wife's dre ing room, ‘or in hand, with his right k shaved smooth, fow do you like it, my de asked, “If you think it loo : = will shave the other side, too. TG UNE LIONS: ‘The Kaiser, with $10,000,000 a yenr, is said to be broke. Nothing doing ir imeon Ford, “*but [listened atten- the way of four marks twenty pfennige a word?—Brooklyn Standard- Union, I like to have people listen to you know, and turn about Well, I'm glad I did lis. Father—*Bobby, wha fT hadn't, Fd have missed Kobhy—" But, pop, suppose 1 was going to dig a w best windups I ever he 1 the speaker, just as II ready to drop off to sleep, she was n drawing “Tt was a long and tedious s A POSER. ever you do, begin at the bottom and work up Cirele Magazine. Your Vacation Land teation is reached in a few hours urning from her rid ar my clothes.""""" “It's a mighty good book," said a “MOUNTAIN AND LAKE RESORTS" publisher, speaking of one of his own | . poy here vee ety Always have been, always are, publications, to O. Henry. “Have you [0 ioc Siu tote bai ve always arc, read it? do you think of it?”” GEORGE A. CULLEN always will be the most popular ¢ is only one thing to be said in ‘ eer Nerul Lar baa We « vor," said O. Henry. ‘A friend AMBRIDGE 95 AMBASSADOR 35, of mine carried it through the Spanish- regular size MMemdanct nize SOC American War in his breast pocket, and * a ball ricoc! against his ribs, but The Little Brey Ber the book saved him. ‘The ball was un- | ate to cet beyond the fourth chapte: comicbooks.com