Judge — May 29, 1909 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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(Borreo AT THe Springs, BUOA PEST, HUNEARR, The Golden Jubilee of CHAMPAGNE 50 Years OF Unrivaled Popularity Served Everywuere AN IMPORTANT DATE. “What was the date of the Union of 7" asked un inspector. he was instantly informed, And why was this date an Right. important one for you to remembe Because you were sure to ask for it, returned the little victim of cramming. He is always up and doi With a heart for any fate; Sull achieving, still pursuing— Never “ getting there’ too late. Le UP IN VERMONT \PHILIP- MORRIS ORIGINAL LONDON CIGARETTES “All good people Jikethem, Near- ly all good peo- ple smoke them ‘Little Brown. Boxes | (CamaervGs | the reealar site iG AMBASSADOR | after-dinner shee ! THE OLD BARLOW KNIFE. I hev seen a lot of cul’try in the city cul’try shops— The knives in silver cases with queer figures on the tops, And knives that are imported from a hundred different grades, And knives with pearly handles and a half a dozen blades; Fancy knives with corkscrews and scis- sors and the rest, Tiny knives to carry in the pocket of your vest. Knives of every fancy and every price, I'm told, From the ten-cent pencil pointer to the knife inlaid with gold; But of all the different cul’try of every style and fad I'd rather have the barlow that 1 had when but a lad, I can recollect that barlow when it stood in Jason’s case, How I used to stand and watch it with an eager, longin’ face; But the pennies of a farm-boy were few and far between, And I saved them in my pocket till 1 wore the linin’ green. Addin’ every chance I had—one, two, and sometimes more, Until I had just fifty—then off to Jason's store; Off in a run through brambles and fields and hills and streams, Not haltin’ till 1 reached it, the object of my dreams; I'm sure I wept for joy, for I never felt 80 glad ‘As when I bought that barlow when I was but a lad. Oh, the barlow of my boyhood—was there ever such a knife? For its memory ever haunts me as I journey on through life. For it me from thi city and it leads me far ai To the heart of Oldhams's woodlands where the squirrels romp and pla To the white oak where I whittled w the bent and battered blade, And the arrows and the bowies and the swords that I made, And the cedar poles for fishin’, and the paddles for my mill, And the triggers for the bird-traps that [OL act behind the hill. | Whittle, whittle, whittle! The only tool | Thad! Oh, the joy of the barlow that I owned when but a lad! VICTOR A. HERMANN, Many physicians recommen! Ablatt's Hitters as | at CAPTAIN FIBB IN GERMANY. Captain (spinning a yarn) —‘*T was for ight days a prisoner among the c nil a: Lady ‘And how was it they didn’t eat you?" Captain (calmly)—"Well, the truth was, the chief's wife had mislaid her cook-book.""—Fliegende Blaetter. DOING WELL. “Young man,” said a rich and pomp- ous old gentleman, “1 was not always thus. I did not always ride in a motor- car of my 0 When I first started in 1 to walk.” You were lucky," rejoined the young man, ‘When I first started, I had to crawl. It took me a long. time to learn to walk.""—Demucratie Telegram. Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Soothing best remedy for their chikleen. Ze. a bottle, REALISM. Critic (as the composer plays his last |piece)—" Very fi indeéd, But what is that pussage which makes the cold chills run down the back smpuser—“That is where the wan-| derer has the hotel bill brought to him." | —Pliegende Blaetter, well planned—everything apparently handy—yet if there is not a New Per- fection Wick Blue Fiame Oil Cook-Stove in it, the one greatest convenience of all is lacking. The “New Perfection” is ahome and family stovel —big enough and power- ful enough to do all you'd ever ask a cooking-stove to do, and, best of all, it doesits work withoutover- heating the kitchen. The NEW PERFECTION Wick Blue Flame Oil Cook-Stove is built with a CABINET TOP just like a modern ranj Tels the most convenient stove ever made and is almost indispensable to summer comfort. ‘Three sizes. Can be had either with or without Cabinet Top. 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Already vacation days are being and in the offic din a few weeks the discussed in the home ann exodus to country, seashore and mountain will have been beyun, America abounds with delightful summering places, in valley, on mountain and beside the seathousands of resorts whither wend the pilgrims in search of pleasure and recreation, Pennsylvania Railroad ticket agents now have on sale excursion tickets to about eight hundred points, From the rock-bound bays of Newfoundland to the sunny from the White Mountains of New slopes of the Virginia shores ; Hampshire to the Cumberland Mountains of ‘Tennessee; along the forty beaches of New Jersey; even to the far coast of the Pacific Ocean, these summer resorts stand ready to entertain the transient or all-summer guest. Any Pennsylvania Railroad ‘Ticket Agent will cheerfully give information concerning routes and fares to these resorts, enabling summer pilgrims to plan their outing at a minimum of time and cost. W. Bord. 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