Judge, 1909-05-15 · page 13 of 16
Judge — May 15, 1909 — page 13: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily advertising from an early-20th-century American magazine. The cartoons and humorous anecdotes scattered throughout are brief, genteel jokes typical of *Judge* magazine's satirical style. The visible comic content includes: **"Wizard of Hearing"** — A French joke about a deaf man repeatedly asking to borrow money, pretending not to hear the lender's refusals. **"Motor Goose Rhyme"** — Dark satire updating "Sing a Song of Sixpence," replacing blackbirds with automobile deaths ("four and twenty victims / Killed on the road"), mocking the emerging danger of motorcar traffic. **"At the Golf Links"** — A professor joke about apologizing (unclear punchline in OCR). **"When Women Sail Ships"** — A brief anecdote about a ship's rudder breaking, with someone unconcerned because "being under water all the time, no one will notice." The page is dominated by advertisements for liquor (Underberg Bitters, Sunny Brook Whiskey, Old Overholt Rye), food products (Karo syrup), garters, and dubious remedies. The tone is lighthearted and decidedly non-political.
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