Judge — May 8, 1909 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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FICTION VS. FACT. THe WrATIER PREDICTIONS IN Srupy MONDAY ther will be fine to-« Fast the wet moon’ cloud will be in ure enough, it’s raining!) TURSDAY THE QUEEN OF TABLE WATERS.” Apollinaris Hiei diifeloun ahd “Heavy clouts are coming fost, | Bottled only at the Spring, Neuenahr, Germany, ble of tonics Rain in torre nts we _ si cordials, Good for WEDNESDAY. all at all times, “Sure to have a mighty thaw, | dt be here ) ‘This will bring on sneezi Mercury is bound to rise, (Yes, indeed, 1's freezing!) DEPENDS ON THE WEAPON. THE WAY IT GOES. THURSDAY. | Birst Afriran lion—"Are you nervous He used to take a drink, about having Roosevelt come this way?" When he met a friend or two Second African lion" Well, that ¢ ‘Rail Petts. Just a few; Rirat African tion—"Upon wha thought but little of it, seu African liom—**Well, upon used to mountain dew, what weapon he uses, 1 think I could Ok REWE dodge his gun all right, but if he goes ‘Thus joy to woo! iT his mouth I'd seamper, ngy, nobody could dodge ville Advert ‘. and Only with its Own Natural Gas. ns, in, New York, tle sunshine, little rain, ntle south wind blowing | 1 your overcoats at ho} ! How it's s riapay. “Shut your doors and windows fast, southward soarin, Cold e's coming, vi (As E thought- “tis thawin, Rates trom $1.00 and up SATURDAY. With Bath, $2.00 and up “Pair and bright, a perfect day, sear for perma South wind yg Spring will perme (Now we see ith ing!) EARLINGTON 55 West 27th Street to shooti for it's so that. ""— Daw TAKING NO CHANCES. She (to bes don't ui month,” He r)——tIt's a wonder you i soup and water once or so ina urd to find; Thave thought of it, mum, but y kind ‘aso many kinds of pd it's ad for the price, d to tell which is and which is not | Without perjury or SUNDAY. th “Rain in morn snow at noon, hi ie ale hpi Bay i Fundy | injurious to the skin, that I don’t like to No need to try! ail and cold wave later on. take any risks.”— Western Christian 1 to buy! (What a cloudless Sunday !) Adoisele, | Not hard to buy Yonkers Statesman, | Bat’the ant Son paonle ar . UNGALTANT: Put saloons upon the blink. OU? OF "THE: MOUTHS (OF: BABES. Howell—"Vf V hadn't drawn that queen “Twas then to wink, Teacher—*Now, Warry, can you tell I might have had a straight flush.” Up all slink! me what an island is?"’ Powell—*Thi it; always blame Get a doctor to prescribe; Harry—"Yes, ma’am, An island is, the woman!""— Chicago News, ‘Then'to the drug otore gos a place you can’t leave without @ boat." | zeb—ayou knows Now whisper low! | ght used to tell how a barber e ‘Mammna—"Why do you wish that, WhO was cutting his h 1 to Recause forbidden fruit him, “You ‘av y—t"Cause I'm tired of teasin’ R00! thing to ¥ large . a large brain is the most u Relieves Irritation Johnny (aged fi ‘Mamma, I wish | Thad a little sister. John Bi Write & ful thing a ¢ Mamma—" Edgar, didn't 1 tell you! man es as it nourishes the roots On hand, in case not to take any more preserves fromthe of the ed Heart Review, OF fever a jar?" Or stomac “i £ ll Elgar — ” | DELICATE NOSE. natoneach ag ollars ane Cuffs Manna nif you wanted some,| “+1 thought you applied for the posi- Having filed o3t a reply card, didn’t ys Four quarts were sent on tick; He then got sick, you don’t want the And so did Dick! And they stayed right by that package what I said, sir."" Until not a drop was ther ot on a tear and I can’t Got full for fair. SS BARKER BRAND SD a ore OF uNen "ay 15¢ Two 34 sits FORZoe Sizts sie was tell n while took some com- al" don't you, dear said the visitor. CA NADIANS Biers are a good Meal ies Peete tequested to cteate a demand {or tescierham a | Clriengy News, | Whiskey k carried in the f Wakem & McLaughlin, Chicago. “1 saw your machin! stand the smell.” “Why, didn’t the last one you run Soon the merchants and some others All felt in duty bound, run one, sir.” | When he dropped round, “Never run an automobile, and yet To make a sound vil a Wacreontal of A- you apply for the position of chauffeur?” Like the tinkle of an iceberg taste. It'athe 7°) fruit, Yes, sir; you see, I learned the busi- In a glass of liquor— a correspondence school !""— As there's no fe HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS THE TYPEWRITER. | Yonkers Statesman, They each drink three. PAPER WAREHOUSE She boug nachine that was new and cher 8 Sheb pi machine that POSSIBLY ONE REASON: Where he used to buy a drink, And that shone with a shine resplen-| ‘I see where a family named Egg Now he buys a drunk instead; te dent. wants to have the law change it. With aching head, e She said, "I swear and Idodeclare | ‘*Possibly they are afraid of getting Goes drunk to b ROMEIKE’S Sse uta ter nt! ‘broke.’ —Baltimore American. Just remember, Mr. Voter, That I will be indey appear about y | Which. you may I'll earn my food, for I'm in the mood, Before you vote for “‘dry,”” peraeee And my arm is strong and hearty; | NOT Now. BUT'SOON: | This is no lie | Soon will ye little busy bee, ‘To come to the audof theor part7!""* Ye little honey bringer, “St. Lanix Post-Dispatch, Improve each shining hour in glee, Cor By using of his stinge This story as ‘tis tol Oklahoma certainly pays its tribute Boston Herald, | When liquor’s sold the to art in the following from the Kansas all behold, BLADDER @ |City Ties: “The west gallery in th mptation to 100 nts h | ‘Now is the tOme foe all go9d mrn Plain reason why. She—"The plumber who was here to- Th ANTA ‘and all Chickasha Opera House sagged eight day acted dop: The young and to the weak, Discharges in inches in a minstrel performance, but He robably he had been hitting Than where men sneak- the od t 24HOURS $ Sut and i - up the continued. CAPSULES at somebody ran the y fence rails, propped y, and the performance — Perhy—Which tailor made that new suit of yours? Alpine—"Don't know. It's a counter sity Tiger. Bohemian, In whisper speak! DM. SMITH. THOSE SWEET GIRLS AGAIN. ‘autiful mouth!"" it impressed me the same —Cornell Widow, Mothers will Lind Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup the best remedy for their chikiren. Ze. a bottle. fit. comicbooks.com