Judge — April 24, 1909 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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a Western out- ing trip for you e. The Far We well worth a Summer is a good time to go. This year the Alask: -Yukon-Pa- ion fares to the trip exeu Pacihe this Si ted to write for those Santa Fe outing books which most interest ye Here's the ‘09 Summer list— od Canyon). which ones you want. WJ Mask, Pass Trathe Mer. AT SES. FRY MICU Walleay Bevkange, Chicago WEIGHING HIS WORDS. Otto Huser ene BOTTLING DEPARTMENT, cs as can 240.244 MESEROLE STREET, o BOROUGH OF BROOKLYN, Ciseee ox Does: NEW YORK CITY. ©. H. MALT EXTRACT, $2.00 per Case ef Ove Doren Bottles, | retary of the association sent a re |fittingly be « ‘readers, as the work of the | Darn." Mr. Dickens."" was some kind of a swear-word lincator, Lard m: But the r HELP WANTED. The men who write the ‘laughs and smiles’ for the newspapers formed a erman law—and ion of American | i | ENUEIVENYUSRUSSRUSVTSCESENNND VUNESUNUUEENUINNNVUOUEUANUNVUNNE Liqueur Peres Chartreux founded the Press Humorists, to hold their next convention | if William J. Lampton, one of the leading members of the organizatior peaks the truth. He says that the sec- to its members, asking them to nan |place where the serious and weighty [topics peculiar to jokesmiths might -d without interfer- ence Among the replies rec! following, which ought to -d were the prest JUDGE ¢ humorists has frequently appeared in the columns of Jupce: | John Kendrick Bangs, Rye, N. Y. “Do not come to this town, Its name is adelusion ard asnare, Better go to IIIS IS SISSIES III IIS ISISIIIII III III II IIIS Bourbon, Ind., or Alleorn, Miss." | Koy Farrell Greene, Arkansas City, Kan. —* ame Flush, Pottawatomie ause we seldom get that | Count; Chicago Recurd-Herald— ‘Atk, Massae County, this State, so many jokes seem to come from ther Edmund Vance Cooke, Cleveland, 0. I name Big Run, Athens Count, State, because they'll come n getting it there for their mone any other place I know of."* Charles Battell Loomis, Hackensack, N. J.—*What is the matter with Bi Cumberland County, this State t’ New Jersey the humorist’s pei petual oyster?" Holman F. Day, Lewiston Journal— t from me, in suggesting Bath, to intimate that the members of the sociation need it. They don't have to t if they don’t want to. I merely suggest it.” | Wilbur D, Nesbit, Chicago Tribune | “T name Mabel, in Schuyler County, State, Ain't it awful?’ Mr. Lampton says that Joker, W. Va., ve and Jolly- came second, with twenty, ‘The matter has not yet been permanently , decided, and if any of the readers of J know of a good p) located on t of ours-—let the name of the same be sent in, and it will be forwarded | to the proper authorities. The humor-| ists do so much for their fellow-men that they deserve a good turn at the latter's | hands. | Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup the | bent remedy for their chikiren ‘a bottle. than, BRR UII STUUR PRISISISISIIIIIIISSIIIIIISN SHE ALMOST REMEMBERED. Little Josephine, aged four, was ine tently studying the pictures in a book, and seemed very muclr interested in a ture of Charles Dickens, Taking the book to her mother, she JOIN JAMESON zk kk y plekare va erfully fascinat- little girl, and wh her big ¢ from colle in the ning, | nand got the book, turned to the r, and said, ister, see! ‘This is a picture of Mr. Her sister replied, “No, dear; that is — BE A TRAVELING a SALESMAN We have trained! “Well,” said Josephine, 1 reds of men who lad BUTTER. and ch for a song; als in butter laugh: ways stron Boston C to secure pos have since earned from $1 : , A manshilp is endorced by Silesmanar eading firms everyeticre.. We maintain the fa Free Employment Bureau ‘world gthices in tive evties, and receive hundreds of call dastes eam Big money for getr na want to increase yout earn easaot best paid waka Knight of te G nite nearest office for Deol. 1S7NATIONAL SALISMAN'S TRUNING ASSOCATION, ew York, Caiago, Kansas City, Micscape, San francs Fe butter's. “Where are those “Ina minut examining them er?" sters, wat the house doctor is <= comicbooks.com