Judge — April 3, 1909 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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pee ey PHILIP MORRIS oO RIGINAL LONDON CIGARETTES Anywhere and What the Scissors Found A BLOW AT CHILD LABOR. He was a new member of the harbor board in a northern seaside town, and was attending his first meeting. | ‘The board was discussing a proposal to place two buoys at the entrance to the harbor for the guidance of mariners. “I beg to propose as an amendment, the new member, ‘that one man| should be placed there instead of two boys, as the latter are too young for such a responsible position.""—Tit-its. | u SIMPLIFIED SPELLING CARRIED TO AN AWFUL STATE. “T'm living in Providence now.’ WELL BEGUN, HALF DONE. “I'm sure my daughter is going to make a great singer some day.”” “Ig that so?” “Yes; she’s always quarreling with her mother, who tells me it is absolutely impossible’ to manage her.""—Detroit Free Press. e ‘WOMEN ARE ALIKE. Teacher—“When that boy threw stones at you, why didn’t you come and m instead of throwing them back?”’ all boy—*Tell you? Why, you couldn't hit the side of a barn!""—Kan- sas City Journal. [the Best Bitter Lig * ohm F | Underberg I qos Worlas Bese & Bitters de speptic. Tones ] up the system, Sold Everypehert everywhere they’re alway the proper thing to smoke. “ seman e: LUYTIES BROTHERS, Are you? New York, “No; R. 1." U, 8, Agents, Princeton Tiger. Chicago is anxious to discover a mas- a culine equivalent for *Miss."” A cock- | PHENOMENAL BIRTH. ney correspondent suggests "Mile," and Ten-year-old pianist born in Aldgate. | adds that a miss is as ood as a mil —London Daily Chronicle, Paneh, COOK'S GOLDEN JUBILEE. Fifty years ago, in Cook's Imperial Extra Dry Champaxne, American ingenuity solved the problem of producing, on thia side of the Atlantic, a cham- pagne which, in point of flavor, bouquet, life and sparkle, equaled the best of foreign wines. | Prior to that time it was the popular belief that only xrapes krown on the hills of France and Spain Pommessed the necessary qualifications for wine ‘ing and that only the wine makers of Southern !urope understood the art of pressing the juice from grapes and converting it into sparkling cham- pagne. American wine growers, however, were not slow toprove the fallacy of that belief. In certain sec- tions of the country the soil and climatic conditions | were found to be ideal for the cultivation of wine making grapes, and it ia now a generally accepted fact that the grapes grown in some of those favored localities surpass in juiciness and flavor the finest foreign specimens, One of tho first champagnes made from these luseiou tic grapes was Cook's Imperial. That in 1469, It was an excellent champagne then ; it ina better champagne today, for it ia.a well-known, fact that champagne quality Improves with the age of the vineyard. Cook's Imperial has bee~ made from grapes grown in the same vineyard for tho past half century, during which time it has con- stantly grown in popular favor. ‘The makers of this moat excellent champagne have good reason to feel proud of the splendid recon! it has made during the past fifty years, and the Golden Jubilee of Cook's Imperial Extra Dry Cham- pagne is noteworthy aa being another indication of | American skill and progress. HOTEL TITCHFIELD Reached by the Hamburg-Amer- ican Line from New York, Royal Mail Line from New York and the United Fruit Company from Boston, Philadelphia and Baltimore AMBASSADOR after-dinner tise Little Brown Boxes NEVER SEEN IN NEW YORK. They were talking of the strange sights to be in a great city, and one man paid his tribute to New York. “I don’t believe one of you could think of any combination of circumstances that hasn't at some time occurred on the 8 there,"’ he said. I reckon I know of one that’s never occurred there,”’ said Hiram Fowle. asked the other curi- .”’ sald Hiram slowly, “that seen, nor ever will see, 8 band guing in one direction, a1 OVERDOING A GOOD ‘THING, Voice from upper regions—" Dearie, if you can't keep baby qu hing to play with? t, why not give him Munch. Snappy music—a rubber band.— Yale Record. Situated at Port Antonio, Jamaica, British Finest Tropical Hotel in the World Accommodations for 400 People All Modern Conveniences : Private Baths, Elevators, Electric Lights, Music, Fishing, Sailing, Tennis, Bathing, Driving, Saddlehorses, Harbor Illumination Every Week, Automobiles To Hire, Garage ‘THE JAMAICA TOURIST INFORMA- TION BUREAU, 673 Boylston Street, Boston, Mass., will, upon request, give de- tailed information of Hotel Accommodations, Steamship Sailings, Automobile and Carriage Trips, and Special Attractions of Jarmaica. AINSLIE & GRABOW CO. Operoting: Hotel Lenox, The Brewster, Hotel Tuileries, Hotel tmpize, Boston; New Ocean House, Swampscott 673 Boylston Street, Boston, Mass. Tet.oxtora 41440 West Indies In the Land of Perpetual June MOTORING AT HOME AND ABROAD. Vetor car victio (after a hurried yaiteh-upy at nearest chemist's)—"F want a ven hat about the same shape as this.” <P unch comicbooks.com