Judge — March 27, 1909 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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NUMBER OF FOOD LINES. REFLECTIONS OF UNCLE EZRA. DON’T see why in Tophet they eall Spain by the name of Castile. I never see a Spaniard that used any of it. I heerd about an actor and an actorine kissin’ and makin’ up the other day, but, by ginger! I bet a cookie that the actor- ine made up before th That Monroe Doctri much about may be all right, but Old Doc Hanks's doctorin’ suits most of the folks around these parts. Hank P bik Cire! both of has got a new automo- 4 wife has joined the $ ms kind of tough to have m runnin’ folks down, A one. feller was through here the other day sellin’ shoestrings and lead pencils, This burg is gettin’ to be almost as metropolitan as New York. m When a laundry does up a fel ef, they do it up so stiff it is in’ to wipe your nose on a pane | oY k. MOULTON handerel like t of yh wlon desert 1. Mariner (unavoidably det Ab, something, whit ant that it is something. in the ) AT THE BRIDGE-WHIST CLUB. (With apotoxion to Henry Waslxworth Law PLAYED on at mi Though account ran low, And a warning voice withi Said I'd better quit and go. aa ae f \/ 1 flee! Might have saved me from such fate But the lust of bri had gripped m And, alas, it was too late! Se eo And ever the cards before me d luring m And [bid when [should h And only the god of the foolish Knows the mad, sad things E did. lamb and phert cheese Rurving maniac tise steak, spri ny and Cal Long Island duckling, And ever the pl y went wilder, And rds still wilder went, | And I, the wildest of any THE BOY AT THE BASIN. | For [risked my last red cent, “ Duss test run from Syracuse to Batavia, | occupied a seat in the engine eab, said a How often, oh, how often, prominent New York Cent I recently, "It was a pretty fast trip, and a dirty In th ad old days, long past, one. Consequently, being swart with coal dust, road dust, and oil when 1 arrived at Batavia, 1 Thad pl it bridge at midnight, hurried to the nearest hotel t And Hin the pile at last! “Having utilized the b: clerk’s desk, I was about to turn from the homely i How often, oh, how often, towel when Lobserved the proprietor's little sons » the basin, carefully dipping som I prayed in a tense aside thing into the soiled water, “What are ‘ I asked, I might bear a in my pe © “Ge tosee if That pile sc and wi this water "IL write!" e gaihat rhe, replied the lad, with- ‘ pen and ‘ s debts th oft." dl ygreater than I could pay. all fallen from me, SUCCESS . Heft in the cold, ¢ SECRETS. Deep cursing the bridg a iw “the Anil wondering, what I SENAJUAT bn th most essen- STILL A QUESTION. 66 TID she marry for love?” we ring, ler hu: md is © ming - I be able to bring v sf. Her husband is: charming THE NEW VERSION. wil al o bring \ the at in manner, wealthy, hax no bad habits, d bet xo touilie cll pany home on fly out id wom ind moves in the best society on comicbooks.com