Judge — March 20, 1909 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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If you long for a sweet— By Roy K. Moulton. : ee OSH HIGGINS, [eral store the other day. Old Cap never = _ Ifyou wish for a food both de- f our midst, | could sce the fine points of a thin | : licious and good—eat A@rO committed sui-| Wheat looks good at this writin’, but ! It jou'd fecleacuretiom aeyrap cide by eatin’) Hank Hilliker by gravy! that rye i 5 impure—eat A@go mushrooms last | looks better, Tastes better, too. For table use and cookiig He left| If Mr. Kern had been elected it would you'll find it unequall all he had to his| not have been on account of his whiskers, wife's folks, All|but in spite of them, Maybe the poor he had was his) feller is lettin’ them grow in order to wife, jet them out'n his system. Our milliner is! Hank Tumms's wife ablonde this sea-) gettin’ a divorce, because Hank uses the a blunette. [kitchen grater to curry off the hoss with. it was announced that, Hank talks of filin’ a cross bill, alleygin’ ent Taft was goin’ to make a that his wife washes her false teeth in flyin’ trip through our State, about half with the dinner dishes. the population has got misery in the! sof the back from lookin’ up into the sky all the time, but they ain’t seen no airship yet, Grandpa Bibbins says he should think Pre t ow: pretty heavy to be takin’ them flyin’ trips so much. The Ladies’ Literary Society hus started a crusade agin the smoke nui- and Grandma Brig ned to throw away her pi OLL Cap Whipple says them New York 1 society witnmen must be dum fools to fo and play whist on some bridge the chilly evenin’s, — Besides they might fall in | The Sewin’ Circle will meet next Thu flere Jed Frink's black smith shop to sew some p pre bellers, which leaks wind wusser'n politician at this writ Old Cap Whipple of barb wire in front In air-tight tins; 10¢, 25¢, soe. A book of cooking and candy-making | recipes sent free on request. talkin’ of | Gorn Products Retining Company New York ENGLISH IMPORTATIONS EARLY REGRETS. ‘They on th were climbing. the zen peak, and she stood above him some twenty feet ‘hat,"” he gasped, ‘what do you ident ‘ar, far below,"’ she cried, ‘1 a Jonge w k, stretching like a k almost to our hotel!" Ha, ha!’ he ejaculated,“ 1t's that hotel bill overtaking us !"" WHY KEEGAN WENT. h 6 Mona trend me ked Mr. Du; nd early, said Mr. Tix the fine insthrumental ches on dec insthrumental Lied Mr. Dugan insthrumental the next an told me it using him to oy, || MILK BS Qt ab down on a spool £ Hilliker's sen- NOT USED TO THE WATER. Lady (giving a little advice) ful of your like those b ZZ! ZA\ NS =” DIDN'T REALIZE HOW INJURIOUS COFFEE REA LY Was. Many persons go on drinking. coffee Nerden year after year without realizing that it alt Sec haanaer! “Why, 1° is the € of many obscure but per E. mol Eiaesonger 6 boy ret tailmes tras like uric of rheumatic ine—in coffee and ten - | id, and is often the A BONAN: yada scheme, dat! Make TEN LITTLE JOKES. 50 YEARS Ten Little Indians.) hig hit wid-a dacats too lazy to! Lntonio Catia pa dein ow als. srood deal | T consider it use of many (With due apots typewriten fine; Jone, then there were nine. The highest at- ry injurious a JupoE sent ise 1 um sur. ea decay of tainable qual- teeth in children, ke coffee I had sick Nine little jokes, trembling for their fate; ity in wine One lost to Life, and then there were eight. realized in the still did not realiz could be so harmful, tili I had rheumatism in my arms . Kot so nervous I could not . and was all run dow At last, after finding that medicine did_me no good, I decided to quit coffer entirely and try Postum, After using it six months I fully recovered my health beyond firat bottle of le to leaven; even, Eight little jokes, sorrows m: Success took one, and then there we Seven little jokes, cutting up their tricks; Puck pounced on one, and then there were six. Six litte a Lippinett's captured one, and then there were fi IMPERIAL | (JEXTRA DRY ‘our. i little jokes, knocking: at the doo: Hampton's seized one, then there w » Battle Read the famous little Four little jokes, somewhat worn, you Two little jokes, still on the run; Road to Wellville,”’ in pack- see; . One went to Harper's, then th was Which marked the One hit the Century, then there were —— one. comiag of tts Golden Jubilee 1859-1909 er read the above letter? A new three. tle 66 tiene. ‘They One little joke so full of ancient fun; Three little jokes, all looking rather blue; F * then Smart Set took one, then there were two. ny comicbooks.com