Judge — March 6, 1909 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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\Shear Humor! MODESTY VS. VANITY. THE PERFECTION OF WHISKEY QUALITY 1S ALWAYS FOUND IN |A little hen of modest mien, UJ | And not a whit too fat, SPARE GSE Just went, without a bit of fuss, And laid an egg like that: BALTIMORE | And when she'd laid that good-sized egg, Have you indiges- | Just like a modest bird, tion, or do you lack She went and picked her livir - up, appetite? Under- Without a single word, pee Be ths ‘surest Another hen, much large = Who strutted and louke THE Just fussed about before she laid AMERICAN GENTLEMAN'S Sold Everipehere. LUYTIES BROTHERS, U.S. Agents, New York. o} A dinky egg this size: WHISKEY GUARANTEE UNDER THE WATIONAL PURE vooo taw Sold at all Arst-class cater and by Jobers WM. LANAHAN & SON, Baltimore, Ma. And when she'd laid this little egg She had to have her say, __, | So she went out and eackled, cackled, how nicely Cackled half the day. THE REASON. Mrs. Crimsonbeak: that team of sea go along. Why Yonkers Statesman, i ayn an ows Pictures Make the Home _ Crimsmbeak—"Well, you see! 4 soggy, sour individual was looking there ix only one tongue between those | pioomily at the front of a plumbing es od two horse: Christian Advocate, tablishment. [came up closer to him, trying to f out the se of his a FRESH. tirionity, “AC lant Ireatiged that. hie We Make the Best Pictures ‘There was no doubt about it—he was’ attention was riveted on one single sign very angry when he entered the vi www rrocery store and demanded to see the pictures HoUpAys proprivtor, man turned and saw me also ex- FOR ALL WEDDINGS “You sold my p some egERS yester- amining the sign. He pointed his finger OCCASIONS GRADUATIONS, ETC. day, Mr. Peavey," he said, when the toward the board. www A | “Why, said Mr. Peavey ge-| knows that. Idid.” |eate, old her that they were fresh ny blank fool tern Christian Advo- Send 10c. for Our Il- lustrated Catalogue EASILY MIXED. continued the visitor. | t seems to me I did,” ‘Is your son-in-law, the duke, a good | ... cima npooam oe wwe avey. conversationalist? nt - “But. se . Peavey had Well,”" answered Mr. Cumrox, “he's RECIPE FOR A WEDDING CAKE JUDGE C 225 FIFTH AVE. business to say they were fresh exe willing enough. But my foreign vocab- Phang rors 6 Sev © NEW YORK CITY ry is limited. I can feel sure ” i ansirven Fas 5 tten Sppnce!iSie Ve “Why not? I bought ’em for fresh—_ ul from Si Wiley, too.” whether he is talking about his pedig “LE don’t believe it. Si Wiley’s anor thinking up a menu for dinner. Washington Star. said it, allright. He come i basket full of 'em and FINANCIAL TROUBLES. wn on the count traded “1 have often found it hard to live ‘em off for a box of sody biscuit within my income."” “Wh this?”* Indeed !"" “Oh, dunno, "Bout six weeks ago,| «yey; but sti Kaltimore American, the other thin, MARVELOUS: | ‘What other thing?” s “Living without Mrs, Blunder had just received a tele-| American, gram from India. | “What an admirable inventign the A HEAD.ON COLLISION. telegram is!" she exclaimed, “when you 1¢ 4 bonnet meet a bonnet come to consider that this message has “Coming through the door, nce of thousands of miles, pach with fowls and forest on it, mon the envelope isn’t dry | ‘Three yards ‘round and mor ucred Heart Review. to it is easy compa g ."" = Nashville 2 g FI ORIGINAL brawincs YOURS. TRULY AND OE HENDRED OHH , ORIGINAL DRAWINGS If each hat, not measured double, ‘WEDDING PRESENTS-NOT RECEIVED. Grazes cither sic ‘The husba What mere man When these t — Woman’: gauge the trouble pilids Home Companion, KOC ONGOX QUID PRO QUO. What is all that noi T hear from your hous 1 suppose you mi my music, We have d. aprrighie, 1, ty dogs Gin HO wouldn't want in BOOK FORM, on finest enameled paper, a splendid collection of cele- brated American artists, including—to name only “We have a grand ba a few — James Montgomery Flagg, Penrhyn Stanlaws, "Baltimore Ameri- Frank Snapp, Fithian, Nankivel, Sarka, and Jameson ? imp: ar friends of the who couldn't s¢ what he saw in her, Chicagy Record-Herald, STRANGE. ratly 100 Extra Large Pages—16% x 114 Inches ‘ity boarder (to farm- Anractively Bound Cover in 3 Colors “This milk seems er) pretty poor. Farmer—"The pas- Seat, on recrict price, Ly WISHED HE'D BEEN FORGOTTEN. “Did) your uncle member you in his wil “Yes; he directed h executors to collect yet [saw lots of mi the loans he had weed in the fields this me.” — Boston Tran- morning." —United Prex- script. AN OLD BELDAME. — byterian. tur’ here ain't what it ought to be." JUDGE COMPANY City boarder —"* And 225 FIFTH AVENUE NEW YORK CITY r I Anstrrmen ts .32 Coron 8 comicbooks.com