Judge — January 9, 1909 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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Brunswick Mullding, 225 Fifth Aves New York. Cable Address,“ Judgark.” Tel. 6632 Madison Square. — JOHN A, SLEICHER, Presiden Arthur Terry, Treasurer, ¢. Chicago Wt Grant Hamilton, Art Editor. WEEKLY AT 10 CKNTH A COPY, Es 5 $300 230 as Subscriptions payable in advance hy draft on New York, or postal order, mot by local checks vk Cty poadzbe contents of FUDGE are crotecied by covyrabt im both the Unies States ans Great Reeam's building, Chancery Lane, CONTFIBUTORS mast inc imped and self-addressed entbeiope with all manasonDtsy oach's News Auchange, Marne, otherwise return of the Latter J unavailable canst be guaranteed. 1 JUDGE cannot be foed at any cewe-stend, Ihe publishers will be ender obligations if that tact be promptly reported om poutal-card or by letter. BACK NUMMEKS. tert numbet on theit wiapurt. Ftum two to thre weeks must DECISIONS FROM THE BENCH. ADVICE TO DICTATORS. JHE WIFE of the State treasurer of Wisconsin ‘SIDE! STRO is what the vulgar person would term a I is reported ax saying that the degree of K.M., ."* Judging from the behavior of his loving sub- appended to th “of a serving maid, he was living on the crust of a volcano should be re as being as dignified as there in the cover girl ix properly trained — * busted tally, K. M. stands for F m the siz thusiasm of the 8 of the opinion that ‘trough house" now going on, we infer that it could not have been helor of Arts delayed much longer. The first act of the Caracas mobs was to smash or burn all statues and like ir absent President— , and these, we are given to underst: vere numerous. Jup One of the mos! to draw a moral from this event for the benefit of all Latin- was a bona-fide account in the daily press of the to struc- American dictators, When they approp: state funds to ercet tion by fire of a plant which manufactured fire extinguishers. statues and paintings and Inudatory pmselves, they alarm was turned in at frst, ax it was thought that the imme ck should erect them on Euro vil. It would be vastly more sen- of extinguishers, ull realy for shipment, would put out the fire. sible, ‘Then, when Mr, Dictator is overturned and eventually dies, But, on the contrary, they simply fed it, Only the arrival of se Mrs, Castro and all the little Castro-ettes will have some of papa’s fire companies with ax many lines of hose saved the adjoining build- pictures left for a remembr: along with his well-salted fortune. ings, The reporters evidently did not see the amusing side, but POULTRY NOTE: unconsciously they produced one of the best bits of humor that has . T THE leading poultry shows throughout the country a hen led “* Peggy" is being exhibited. This hen is supposed to be worth $10,000. We have no good reason to doubt this t. At the present price of eggs, even 1 barnyard fowl doing anything at all for her country ix a pretty valuable piece of property. It is no longer a goose, but a hen, that is laying golden eggs. been published in some time. ‘There is material for a good editorial in a sign displayed behind the clerk's desk in one of the New York hotels, ‘The sign reads as follows: “The reason why men who mind their own business suc- cause they » Little com Norddeutacherallgenivine Zeitung is looked upon HE Wright brothers are not the whole works. W. J. Bryan as the offtei of the Kaiser. For the sake of the composi- cems to be up in the air most of the time, himself, duper: ings from that publ pear in its payres It is too bad for the mue rake poets that canal and xe dal come so near to rhymin but yet cannot ti the most Ii! er seran| esty is the best policy, although de ferred-divit ment. You'll never miss the until th mpany 5 to the hands of ar A pessimist is a person who continually feeds on the dark meat in life's turkey. Allis fair in love, nd the veather forecast during a dro. ght Eggs are but chickens of a smaller growth, BETWEEN THE DEVIL AND THE DEEP SEA comicbooks.com