Judge — December 12, 1908 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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ALL KINDS OP PAPER MADE TO ORDER ROMEIKE’S °; appear about you ‘which. you may” w SANTAL CAPSULES MIDN HE SAW THE CIRCUS, | When Senator Platt, of New York, was a “* little shaver,’’ he was one of a group of small boys outside the tent of test show on eartl (Continued) | The bishop expressed pleasure at the melodies of the cook. Owego, N.Y. A kind old m ing near the group, noticed thi look on the entire group. Stepping up e gatekeeper, the man said, “*Count 1 when the last one alled out, “Eigh ind old man sa right,”’ and walked off. + ‘The Senator still likes to tell this story of his boyhood days. tonic effect of grape fruit WHY SHE SAT STILL, A mother—according to a story told by Mrs, Whitelaw Reid, the wife of the American ambassador to Great Britain wished to have a likeness taken of her spoiled child, but nothing would induce her to keep still, till the photographer, in despair, said, “If, madam, you would leave your charming little one to me, we might » better alone.” nother accordingly waited down- stairs, and soon a satisfactory portrait was taken, As they walked asked, “What did mother’s pet?” “He said, ‘If you don’t keep still this minute, you ugly little wretch, I'll smack you!’ So I eat still."’ | mother say to the man home the ‘Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup the beat remely for their chiklren. Ye. a bottle, HOW TO BOIL EGGS In “The Old-Time Parson,” the Rev. P. H. Ditehficld tells the ‘story of a op visiting his vicar, who, about the akfust hour, heard ‘the strains of ck of Ages"? sounding through: t At the breakfast table he r how sweetly the hymn sounde said the vicar’s last born, “That conjurer) duce we dove of peace.’ STORIES ABOUT PEOPLE » verse! jtainment in which the youn cl; “And now, gen- for the benefit of my English friends in this simple paper, pro- “She always sings ‘Rock of A boil the eggs,"’ said the child. “T for soft-boiled, five for hard.”” to JUST LIKE “FIGHTING BOB.” In the lobby of a Washington hotel che following story was told about Admiral ivans’s caustic wit. It was said to| happened on the occasion of his ‘apital, was leaving an enter- rset pr dominated, he chanced to pick up from | the floor a very dainty handkerchief. He was gravely inspecting this “trifle light as air," when a rather effeminate looking young man hastened forward to m it. Your sister's, no doubt?” said the admiral, as he handed it over. Oh, no,” said the young man, “It's ting Bob looked the young man r. Then he asked, ‘Would you mind | Ming me what size hairpins you use?”’ |—— GIVING PROPER CREDIT. Andrew Carnegie said some time ago that his success was largely due to the fact that he knew enough to surround hah was in London,”? said | himself with still brighter men. An- a young man, “he amused himseif at a| ther captain of industry went Mr. Car- in| negie one better, when the former said THE LADY AND THE SHEEP. Some of the members of the British talking about the late ee “When the derl, dinner party at a ducal residence ‘ or Park Lane by appraising the beauty of | that his success was due to his ability te the ladies present in number of sheep. |&8ther about him a whole lot of bright ‘Thus for a blonde countess he said he ants, who took the blame for his would g 3 fora stakes, while he took the credit for tall, slim baroness hi p| thelr good ideas. two thousa = middle age he said he would give two! . . hundred and fifty sheep, and 80 on. F Ch D "Tit de kiehateteteaue. FEE Ghristmas Vinners ful Mra. Willie James. — Everybody For waited in anxious silence to hear the old 300,000 POOR PEOPLE eathen state her value in sheep, for she Laue we qupetiEDTaY was thought to be the most beautiful woman in London, THE. SALVATION ARMY The Shah looked at Mrs. James ten- eee ae He shook his head and sighed. | - his lady,’ he said, ‘is out of the) You are rejuested to help with this great tion. Neither I nor any other man undertaking by sei a donation, no mat- the world owns as many sheep as she | teF how small, to is worth.’ "” | COMMANDER MISS BOOTH 118 West Fourteenth Street NEW YORK CITY, N. ¥. A girl can feel sure a man is devoted to her unless he happens to be. AN UNREHEARSED EFFECT German Kaiser “Hallo! Wrong animal My mistake."? —Punch, comicbooks.com