Judge — November 21, 1908 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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SS EEA Brunswick Bullding, 225 Fifth Ave. New York. Cable Address, “Judgark.” Tel. 6632 Madison sq are. = JOHN A. SLEICHER, Pre PW. Sclnenter, Secretary, Arthur Terry, Treasurer Westen Avvaetss nen — 4136-7 Marguette Bia Cicago, Ut dependencies, and Mexico, To Canadian Provinces The contents of FUDGE are orotected by conyright in both the United States and Great foresgn countrws add $1.00. year Britain. um international! News Company, Bream's building, Chancery Lane, CONTPIBUTORS must inciose a stamped and self-addressed entoeiope wxth all manuscnDtsy EC. London; Brentana's, Avenue de |’ Opera, Paris; Saarcach't News bachange, Mains, — othervise return of the latier when found unavailable cannot be guaranteed. Germany. MW JUDGE cannot be found at asy eewe-atand, tbe publlabers will be ender obligations if that fact be promptly reported om postal-card or by letter. it om theit wrappet. Wom wo to thiee weeks must in be made, and betore the Brat cov THANKSGIVING DAY. is just as willing to turn away from Mr. Roosevelt as from anybody ” weer wnat 66 HAT do you when th Avi iis bad. It isa pl re to say that many want?’’ other compe concur in this de “ We will take a lit- of tle of the white PEN POINTS. meat, if you at the election is over, where is the donkey which Mr. please, and you may ¥ yg to grive to the one who did the most effective put a drumstick on work in the campaign? Jupce wants to get in an early ap- the plate for good pication, measure." Allover Indiana farmers have found that a herd of goats in a very short this land one may time will el of land overgrown with underbrush, ete. see today the smil- When th , the latter should be ing faces of happy shipped to citi : ‘lent field for them in clean- children. Each ing up city : » herd, however, could be child is saying the employed to be f turned into some of the city halls. same thing . One of those * night riders" in th ands of a sheriff would be had turkey to-da worth the dozens that are now being pursued through the bushes. We hope that the Freak election bets are now being paid. Judging by the things pessimistic experts the losers are doing, JunGt: wonders whether there are just as many fare wrong when they assert that the number of turkeys is growing freaks in the party that won, smaller every year. nksgiving without a turkey would be to Harry K. Thaw, the slayer of Stanford White, is said to have many of us what « Fourth of July without firecrackers and noise great literary aspirations, According to reports, he is now at work would be to the future Presidents who disturb our slumbers so early seal tha clea Were Junce called upon for aideci- on the latter day. sion, it would : ter proof of his insanity could be found ‘The country at large has much for which to be thankful. It i8 than his attempt to break into print, It is proof beyond the per- 8 great deal more important that the dinner pail should be full every — jnissibility of a doubt. working day than that there should be turkey, duck, chicken, or whatnot on the table at a holiday, There is every indication that for the next four years the dinner pail is going to be full. The noise of creaking freight cars is music to many, for it means that cars which have been standing idle on some landing are now moving. ‘The soot and dirt that settle down from smoking chimneys will be welcomed even by the thrifty housekeeper, for it means that the factories have started again, The sound of the triphammer that stops only at sundown makes many a heart glad, for it means a full envelope on pay-day. Whi kful for all these things, June: is even still more thankful for the “* square deal’ which now seems to be assured to both capital and labor. cto ntawy FEE! ro reienr. TAKE YOUR CHOICE. R ENTLY there appeared on this page the following: Best Race Yer Aiso raN A friend who is on the other side of the fence suggests that this line also ought to be published : Toaxes Apvice From Tevpy + LULZ, * i ener fi ill another friend wants to see his view in pri Turns Away From Teopy ! i SR. : ? Set My Suen, Hay tt hers aN gentlemen, Walk right up and take your choi Looking at both ZH TN NY sides from the vantaye point of the judicial bench, Jupce would say that President-cleet Taft stands willing to take the advice of “TWAS BUT A DREAM. Mr. Roosevelt or of unybwdy when that advice is good, and that he “He dreamt that he dwelt in marble halls,” comicbooks.com