Judge — November 14, 1908 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Jenks —*The boss told me this morn- ing that I looked as if [had gone to bed with my clothes on, 1 told him pretty sharply that he was mistaken," Clark “Ob, now; you know you did it.” Jenks 1 did are my brother's clothes, "'—Catholie Times. py ineans yer health, Try Abbott's THIS APPLAUSE HABIT. t girl of mine is finally das a jast night. “And how the news?” “Got the family together and cheered ¢hty-three minutes by a reliable Washington Herald, TAMED. Tat-"1 hear yer woife is sick, Moike?”” Mike is thot.”" Pat Mik: “*Is it dangerous she “Divila bit. She’s too weak langerous any more!"”—New York “My poor man, how did you acquire such a thirst?” “It wus dis-a-way, mister; when de operated on me for appendercitis, vrgot an’ left a sponge inside o° GOT THERE. Trotter—*When young Biffkins left | college a few years ago, he declared he | was going to forge his way to the front. Did he make good?"" Homer—*As a forger, yes. 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