Judge — November 7, 1908 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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PREVENTED HER. Your wife used to sing and play a greatdeal. I have not heard her lately. ince we have had children she has had no time.”” “Ah, children are such a blessing!" Exchange. A MEAN ONE. “What!"’ cried the stage manager. “You laugh while you are supposed to | be dying?”” | “Certainly,” replied the actor. “At the wages you pay, why shouldn’t death be greeted with joy?”’—Exchange. NOISE, MOTION AND DUST. “Thad to sell my auto, but I haven't, ed it yet.” “How's that?” | “*You can get most of the sensation | * | by cleaning rugs.""—Louisville Courier- Journal, DARK PHILOSOPHY. Make that Cold | “A man kin allus fix up arguments to quiet his conscience,’’ said Uncle Eben, Uae Cele ae toe. Ne etter heel Room a Cozy Den Ea much you turns de clock back, sundown SeANE toe EXTHAN AGANCE: gwinter come jes’ de same."’— Washing- In nearly every house there is one room that is extremely ,_ Pa Smith threw. down his wwspaper ton Star, hard to heat—it is therefore practically closed for the winter. in disgust. “It's shameful,” he ex- : claimed, "the way these ‘ere colleges ieenusciousey This room can be made the coziest room in the house with no waste money on furniture Ere’s 89 Dyctor—"Did your husband follow trouble by the use of the Account of somebody giving Oxford fo°Y my directions? Did he take the medi- e Exch 8 ‘ . cine I left for him religiously ?”’ srenange. Patient's wife—''\'m afraid not, doc- GOOUNESS GRACIOUS) tor. He swore every time I gave him Mr. Howard— a dose, :'— Boston: Transcript. (Equipped with Smokeless Device) n't it wonderful whet force Nisaare baat eis) ‘Deyea TRUE EITHER WAY. Ps This beaver gi intense est with ne smoke, no smell. . Tatkmuch elous! 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STANDARD OIL COMPANY CHRISTMAS UUncorporated) wf Tol (td SEPARATED. A regiment of soldiers was recently tte drawn up one Sunday for church parade, | In the first place few other magazines have the space for it. We are aware that names but the church was being repaired and aren't everything, and some of the best hurmor that appears is the work of new and could hold only half of them. comparatively unknown writers, In this great holiday annual is the cream of “Sergeant-major,”” shouted the colo- everything. You've got to prove our Christmas pudding by tasting it; but nel, “tell all the men who don’t want to just by way of indicating what is in store for you, here are a few names of | ais those better-known humorists who have contributed a laugh to the Christmas ro. ghureh to fall out.on:‘the reverse SUDGE, in picture, prose or verse, for your delectation, They are scarcely half of the list, and all live up to their reputations in this nun ber for wit and jollity. WRITERS: Oliver Herford, Gelett Burgess, Carolyn Wells, Wilbur D. Nesbit, Elliott Flower Charles Battell Loomis, Albert Bigelow Paine, William J. Lampton, John Kendrick Bangs, Tudor Jenks, Ed Mott, Tom Masson, Kobertus Love, Victor A Hermann, F. P. Pitzer, Perrine Lambert, Roy K. Moulton, Lurana Sheldon, Edwin Of course a large number quickly and ladly availed themselves of the priv- —_— ilege. | “Now, sergeant-major,"" said the/ colonel, ‘dismiss all the men who did L. Sabin, Hugh Pendexter, Porter Emerson Brown, Burges Johnson. not fall out and march the others to ARTISTS: J. M. Flagg, Peter Newell, A. B. Frost, J. R. Bray, Louis Wain, H. chureh—they need it most."’—Philadal- C. Greening, Arthur Dove, Florence Scovel Shinn, Charles Sarka, Arthur Lewis, phia Inquirer. Ouo Lang, HH. A. Petersen, Jobn Conacher, Arthur Jameson, Nellie Meyer, Frederick Richardson, Jack Sears, Walt Kubn, Will Crawford, Bob Addams, Aug. Hutaf, BROUGHT UP TO DATE. Laura E, Foster, J. H. Smith, Fred Lewis, Percy D. Johnson, Grant E. Hamilton, up, of the world? ON SALE DECEMBER 2D. ORDER OF YOUR DEALER IN ADVANCE. _| “Um—m—m, the hanging roof gar-| $$ dens of New York, the collection of the Standard Oil fine, the blame for the| Imoney panic, the prohibition wave in the South, the next President. :he fleet's For Liquor and \visit to the Pacific, and the police-court third degree. Now run away and play . while papa reads,""—The Bohemian, Drug Using Copyrigns, ser, by Judge Co. A ccieatie remedy which hes beeo skilflly NOT SO MOMENTOUS. AN OLD MAN'S DARLING. and successfully administered by medical || When the candidate's speech of ac- Photogravure in sepia, 15 419%. specials: or the” past 23. yess, ceptance had dragged into the second Ore Deller ‘i : ‘ hour, he found his coat plucked by @/ Send § cents for our beautiful illastrated At the following Keeley Institutes: |) number of the commit catalogue. 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