Judge — October 17, 1908 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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A govm a big ticians thet want offi thetll take avy ann see: thet nshun fer settin Iro thetll put phonygrafts an p hines in evry hom of makin people spend money fer theat “We want a govment thetll take holt of the means of producin—-givin folks on Sunday an hair-cuts to them thet wants to slick up. “ When we git a govment thet runs the hull thing from railroads down to cl with incums fer evrybody, the glorius b John W. Whoop. this Republic will float over a contented n: (Cheerin five minutes.) Hinam: Pennic S. You kin state in your paper thet John W. Whoop of Canal Dover fer long a leadin populist, is out fer Debs, Let the eagle HP. holler! ESA NOTES FROM THE BASSWOOD BUGLE. n exactly what Uncle Abner took, but it is pretty near a cinch ATELY it’s been fine grow weather, — kno’ [Willie Frisby has growed a foot in the last he took a little licker, f) month Miss Lutie Bibbins, of our town, is studyin’ arts and erafts, and brooch out of a brass punts’ button without ‘The village council of Basswood Cor- can hammer a nine-dol s every Mon ht, to find out — half tryin’, best to do, and then does somethin When the s has to write short win’ circle of the town meets, the recordin’ angel and. ROY K. MOULTON. ins, our tal blacksmith, is makin’ a new s« for Grandma Hilliker. Last Tuesd teeth for Uncle Ezra 9 of mules. Johnny "Yes, 0 teacher" Why, how nice! 1 suppos med after your mamma; but what is she BRIEF, BUT EXPRESSIVE. r that you have two little twin School teacher “Johnny, 1 he use this morning.” ly and sisters at your h © got names for fem, te one of them is to going to call the mz and w gota new job mani- other? Johnny “Thunder and Lightning rl names. Pa called them ard about th * has got a good, first- sa B made in Germany, for sale cheap. Somebody kicked a hole in the bs longin’ to the Basswood Corners Silver Cornet Band and let all the wind out, Jap Frisby worked all day Wednesday with a bicyele pump, tryin’ to fill her up again, A bass drum and a politician ain't no yood without wind. at, that was as drum be- Elmer Spink's shoulder was all covered with and when the fellers down her d powder the at it by carryin’ home a sack of flour. that to the marines, Elmer! A feller don’t go to a millinery store for flour, Our gentl forms us that his business is so dull he has rented rt of his hearse to Sile Hilliker for a er ine nly and cong out the te skow case for his ste sulkies outen the wheels, The bartender at the Golden Nugget buffet race-hoss, pr speaks four ball, and poker. He kin op Swiss belleringers, te a cash regist fast it sounds like t ot thought he will st vtor can’t tell half the time whether it in our midst long, be the prop is Ne or a dollar and a half, Uncle Ezra Purdy has recommended Dr. times, Bilkins’s Sure Cu mily Tea five times, in't got his picture in the paper yet, Unele Ezra the road to fame ain't no path of roses, by Hanks's Bitters th y! Wide-Awake Hose Company had all the fire in’ fruit trees. tist, has got a job and is doin’ quite aratus out this week, sp Chet Binks, our tonsor rin’ sheep for Hod Ie an artistical job Unele Abn rotor the Last time he was in New York. frew NATURE-PAKERS. 1 think the face makes the wakes the face. Halsey says he was tre ssi 5 “Sometimes, when the wom, Bie far comicbooks.com