Judge — October 17, 1908 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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THE CARPENTER’S SERENADE. A lath! I quite a door you, dear; I’ve hallways loved your laughter. indow you intend to grant The wish my hopes are rafter? Oh, When first I sawyer smile "twas plane I wood re-joice to marry. Oh, let us to the joiner’s hie Nor longer shingle tarry ! And now that I have axed you, dear, Plumb, square, and on the level (I've always wanted 2-by-4), Don’t spile hope’s happy revel. The cornice waving, Peggy, dear; The gables all are ringing; Why let me pine?—for, oh, you know I'm sawdust when I'm singing! Exchange. fer of vor things appreciates the addest "s Bitters gives to grape fruit FAIR PLAY. The children were not allowed in the kitchen, but nobody had ever forbidden them sniffing outside the door to catch the delicious odors which could be ob- tained by 4 close application of a small nose to a crack, “Why, Ethel, discovered them side the kiteh “why ping him "Cause he isn’t playing fair, mother,”” said Ethel. ‘He's had ‘lls and I've only had four, and it's my turn. “I am, too, play Tommy, his utterance id the mother, who try just out-» aturday morn- u n door ont ‘ou twitching rted pg fair,” nothered as he e to the crac got_an awful cold, and Ie I half as much as she can.”* Bits, Mothers will th 's Soothing Syrupsthe best remedy for Bie. a bottle, EXCELSIOR. They were on their honeymoon and climbing the Schnupfelgap n peak, and she stood above him twenty feet. ho!” “What do > gasped. , far below," she cried, ** long white streak, stretching like paper ribbon back almost to our hotel, Ha, hat’? he ejaculated. “TI bet it’s that blessed hotel bill overtaking us!"* And they proceeded onward and up- ward, —Dick-me-up. When you order Evans’ Ale you get a perfectly brewed and perfectly bottled Ale, ripe, mellow, sparkling and delicious. THE CASH AND THE CREDIT. expect to “How much mon get for your serv “T haven't gon orminggton “My m: has agreed to the colossal figure I ¢ mentioned in my contract for s The discussion of minor details of compensation will come when we s how business is.""— Washington Star, y do you Mr. Tommy and ti AMBULANCE FIELD EXAMINATION. Scene—Hamilton South Haugh; sol- dier supposed to have been wounded is brought to surgeon's tent by bearers, Bearer (reporting) — wound, sir, accompanied with insensib ity."” what have you ‘Surgeon "Whiskey and water! did you expect an insensible man to swallow that?” Bearer—*He axed for't, sir. trated Bits, Mus | AN IRISH COMPLIMENT. | Irish lover (to his sweetheart, who has a big mouth)—‘‘Is it Molly ‘ye're jealous of, with her measley little mouth? Faix, I could kiss yours three times over and niver wance in the same place !""— Punch. WANTED TO KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT GRAI" It doesn’t matte hear about a thin that counts. And most likely to come perience, * About r ago,” York man, as bot! pecially during the forenoon, 1 I remedies, without any per- manent improvement. “My breakfast usually consisted of oatmeal, steak or chops, bread, coffee \l some fruit. Hearing so much about Gr. I concluded to give ita trial and if all I had heard of it was tru I began with Grape- ITS FOOD. u it’s what you know knowledge is from personal Nuts, ind out Scream, two soft-boiled eggs, toast, a cup of Postum and some fruit. Before the end of the first week I was rid of t acidity of the stomach and felt much re- i ‘k all tion had disappeared and I was in first-rate health once more, Before beginning this course of diet 1; never had any appetite for lunch, but now Le time. at _noon- | tum Co., Battle » Mich. Read * The Road to Well- in package Ever read the above letter? A new one appears from time to time. They are genuine, true, and fullof human interest. 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