Judge — October 10, 1908 — page 3: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

NOTES FROM THE BASSWOOD BUGLE. xidermist is a feller that ‘ound, inseets, but Ez Purdy says Hank is ANK TEETER s: c olleetin” bug: ) aliar and that a taxidermist is a feller that collects the taxes, t reduced Our barber shop is rtisin’ shampoos viks would rather pay a little mo © goin’ to get any at all, this town, Anse Hill store, has put a new burglar-proof wire screen nd get a rates, real px r, keeper of sttin’ to be a full-fledged hureh soe! alist. He hasn't miss in thre Ren Binks, chief of Wide-awake He Company, asked for volunteers the oth to the top n’ that those who went to git killed. Not a sing tered, All th ndpa Bibbins fe in his whiskers the othi liker told him to k maybe he a sing a burnin’ build- liable n volun- night to mi ried ones did, however, ind a nest of mice Anse Hil- huntin’, and ora kitchen OTTO LANG. ors NOT IMPORTANT known as the Basswood Corners Glee Club is pre- iii at: Pas Ol ant 10 babe te geet too, Met torent the und any candidate desirin’ to be defeated ean co they paiieweeP xo by hirin’ thi 5 atin, The Ladies’ Quartette ix also open for eng its. By ginger! it is about time some THE PERILS OF TELEPATHY. of them were engaged. drop. ‘The best anti-fat cure we know of ix to start a seven-column newspaper in a one- SE PPEREL™ cried the ping the bireh a vat you dinks L dinks wilting: * Dat is von lie, dink ‘ Blankety vip you for column t 1 of dominoes from him in six m Rev, Hudnutt is the only feller in our midst who can set up a stove and fit the pipe ¢ for breath; rrested for wife beatin’. He hasn't let his wife win a game “de nths. wailed poor 4 sid his father, “ You “) Now | without losin’ his religg Ren Binks, chief of Wid to pick out some new fall styles in ho: : 5 4 the softest job he knows of is be unk der old man ake fire department, expects to yo down to New York soon THE DIFFICULTY. know we should ways good 5 y’ ineman for a wireless telegraph + war, so that, when m Tibbitts has been savin’ up thre since But unless w We ot car rides, veland, if he e t the last Healy,” has rified the audiens nis a ygrewt thin mmencement with his oration, entitled " Heyond the Alps Li A HIGH STANDARD. high-school « at xenater “1 think all food-stuffs ted a luc pn as floorwalker in Ames Butts's li adulterated, don't you?" A fashion paper from New York says straw hats for men went out of style Sep- ber Ist. By gravy! most of ‘em in this town went out of style about fourteen rs ayo. oY K. MOULTON, tive posi ought to be u nt only. Unadulter- ated, but edible. =n SS SS E=_= GOVERNOR HUGHES SAVES “THE STATE comicbooks.com