Judge — October 10, 1908 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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IN THE YEAR 1915. “The New York and Chicago airship ‘No. 5,’ which left this city last even- ing at seven-o’clock, making a mile a minute, had run about fifty miles, when it poked its nose into a squall and turned seven somersaults and came down in a po The loss of life is reported teen." -Chicago Dispatch. While the airship ‘Tom Fool,’ of the Philadelphia and Baltimore Aerial Nav- ion Company, was hustling along her route early this morning, a strong wind current deflected her into a tall brought about a sm remained uninjured, ¢ killed and double We said for ng machine would be a su Philadelphia Dispatch. It seems that the rship did not take air currents into consideration, and we have tor another calamity in this ‘The ‘Bully Boy,” city a rn field, nd plump 1 twenty passen the water, She hi abourd, a drowned, fools to b Butt: twenty I while t passing, over t squall T her, and she turned turtle at once. women I-necked men continued » from her to earth with a plop nd then all was quict, ing lights, and death Their names of no Boston Dispatch, bodies for tw laimed th consequence, “Tt rained hun tes her afternoon, It is said: that the uckass’ was pi i decided to ers a surprise part two bodies fell and we ed up and buried as soon as possible, Such things have become te trivial for exter comment."") New Orleans Dispa New Orleans Picayune, ve Thirty ra . spelled her name with an * wh SHOCKING BRUTALITY. “Club Women in Boston, headline. “Dear, dear," commented the near- sighted man, unable to read the cc text. ‘I never would have thought it ple. 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