Judge, 1908-08-08 · page 15 of 16
Judge — August 8, 1908 — page 15: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising and filler content** rather than political satire. It contains multiple brief humorous items and advertisements typical of early 1900s magazines. The main items include: - **"The Inference"**: A joke about an actor claiming to have written his name on an egg, with the punchline that this is unremarkable - **"A Fishing Trip"**: Lighthearted verse about summer recreation - **"Will You Aid the Fight for Children?"**: A serious charitable appeal for the Sea Breeze Hospital, featuring a photograph of a child (David) being helped by the organization to recover from tuberculosis of the bones and glands The page also contains period advertisements for Kingsford's Oswego Corn Starch, The Whittier Inn hotel, and Hotel Frederick, along with several other brief joke items. The Sea Breeze Hospital appeal is the most substantive content, addressing tuberculosis affecting poor children in early 20th-century New York City—a genuine public health crisis of the era.
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THE INFERENCE. “1 once wrote my name on an egg.” “From an fst, actor, i fe lectter than ry Razors 15 jabash Ave., WILL YOU AID THE FIGHT FOR CHILDREN ? A FISHING TRIP. "Tis now that you long for aspot by a pool Where the fish Gayly swish In the depths clear and cool. So you take a day off and you go to a nook Where the flies Supervise And you simmer and cook, ‘Then you yearn for a place by a rotary fan And skiddoo Thitherto Just as fast as you can, Louisville Courier-Journal. SERIOUS OVERSICHTS. “How did you like my talk last night?” asked ‘the beginner in the lec- ture field. replied the candid critic, “you didn’t take advantage of your many opportunities.” I didn't?” No; you had a number of opportuni-| ' ties to quit before you did.” —Bxchange. NOT AFRAID. bet ‘ay 1 wish we were Christian Scien- n's folks ar fraid to eat green upple Detroit Free Press. us your husband got used to He swears at it Mlustrated Bits, automatically now. 4,500 of them in New York City roe Strapped Flat on DAVID—Happy at Sea By Mis Mack Day a THE CONDITION K. FULTON CUTTING, President NEW YORK ASSOCIATION FOR IMPROVING and 60,000 in the United States are being crippled by tuberculosis of the bones and glands. Many who are now In Pain and Helpless Happy and Strong “‘Vhey are innocent victims of dark, homes and of ignorance and neg- unventilated — tenement lect, which can and will be cor- rected by aroused public interest. Despaired of 7 months ago, David will soon be put on his feet, like Smiling Joe, by the good care, pood food, pood cheer, sun and salt air at Sea Breeze Hospital. In calling attention to these unnecessary cripplesand in show- ing how to cure them Sea Breeze Hospital is rendering a National Service. Prompt gifts are urgently needed to continue this work. Will you help give these little ones a fighting chance? Can you not spare $1, $5 or $107 Sums large or small will be gratefully acknowledged if, sent to RLS. MINTURN, Treasurer, Room 206, No. 105 East 22d Street, New York. OF THE POOR 1843-1908 HE finest sauces for meats, fish or vegeta- bles, as well as Mayonnaise dressing, can only be made by using KINGSFORD’S OSWEGO CORN STARCH Sixty-six Years of Superiority. Economical, also, for it reduces the number of eggs. Kingsford’s is the best, purest and most wholesome corn starch, Of wonderful value in the preparation of wholesome, tasty dishes, Send for our book “Original Recipes and Cooking Helps,” compiled by Alice Cary Waterman and Janet M. Hill. ‘Tells you how useful Kingsford’s Oswego Cor Starch is in all cooking—write to-day—it's free. Grocers—pound packages—10c. T. KINGSFORD & SON, Gsweco, Wy. WATIONAL STARCH COMPANY, Succ EXCHANGED BOOKS. | ‘And how did you and the out that you loved cach othe “It was at Christmas time changed books as present NOT JUST THE ORDINARY KIND The Whittier Inn Sea Gate, New York Harbor On the Ocean and near the City Located in « Besvtifel Residential Private Park OPEN ALL THE YEAR ‘ount find We ex- py of Brad- the Almanach busious. “Don’t trouble to see Smith."" “No trouble you." Philadel ph ‘x exeuse for being irritable at is that if he wasn’t all the rest of the family would be. N.Y. Press, + to the door, ite a pleasure, | assure A FIREPROOF HO’ HIGHEST ~ HOTEL FREDERICK Broadway at 56th Street (Neat Centeal Park) NEW YORK CITY KEEPING TRACK OF IT. ior THe S| What are you reading this summer AT MODERATE PRICES Vd KYaZ0"NT ONY KYONEINY AWIV ONY TOMY SHOON TIY OLD MAN'S DAKLING. 152 09% Siested tthe but cesidental part of the ce and coavenieat to all poiats of interest J. HOFFER, Proprietor Late d Hotel Cred, Ladue: Cheriteds Palace Cau; Galle Face Hate, Ce Photogravure in One Duka Send ¥ cents sifu llustrated Je, New Vork City Juve Co, 295 itty Ave comicbooks.com