Judge — July 25, 1908 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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The Best Scotlancd JUDGE'S WOMEN’S DEPARTMENT. For the benefit of our women readers in the myriad homes where Jupce is a favorit ve entered into an arrangement with the famous editor of ** The Perfect Companion,” Mr. Hik Hok. Any perfect lady among our readers who has troubles of household or heart may go in perfect confidence to Mr. Hok, who will at intervals convey through these pages advice or comfort, as the case may demand. All-around Favorite SI Krerpebere. The Waldorf-Astoria Importation Co. New York Chicago Sole Agents, they catch him at it let him put it back and try it again some other day. How To Make a Silk Hat--Take one joint of stove-pipe. Then catch seven or cight black cats and skin them, There are several ways of skinning a cat, you know. Then stretch the skins about the stove-pipe. MORE HINTS FOR THE HOUSEWIFE FROM | MLLE. ROYA K. MOULTON. How To Make Beaten Biscuit—Take one quart of flour and mix with an equal part of nitrog Place whole in hot o1 Curries First catch your beef while the trust isn’t looking, then nail it firmly to the kitchen table, stretching it tightly. n go toa livery stable and borrow ac Pass the comb over the n nd frequently, with a motion such as is used when shaking e Brush carefully. ing. The Truth Can be told about Carpet—Take a pair of barbers’ clippers and go over it carefully, clipping it nly. Then take a safety razor and Great dice for a solid imitation brush and comb shave it closely, using hot towels if the set at the corner drug store during the carpet prefers it, Then it will grow out Western holidays. If this motion is kept up long evenly. he! es—Sub- ly and pay How To Cover Pantry scribe for a good country w for it in advance. How To Make Doughnuts Select care- fully as many holes as you need for the number of doughnuts desired, enough the beef will be thoroughly cur- ried. Curried rice is very nice but ries is much harder to nail to the kitchen nd still while being Ate standard ot Lerten Wleee There is nothing to sup Take hold of |the catsup firmly with both hands and should b |have your husbund or the hired girl take and d ng, the be hold of the other end of the catsup in. them, ‘Sancunars Guia jie manner. aM both pal i f \direetions, and if you pull hard enough sis Amerte Dthe catsup will be strained, but car jmust b t to pull too hard, in t might | sgh, which gives th round ir effect, lard should i ten, If ne time, When ded for doughnut ily be utilized shirt-waists or from Work- rnment job * your husband ket. If an in making. peck-a-boo porous plasters, MEDAL.” PLEASANT VALLEY WINE CO., THE VICE-PRESIDENCY. A DREADFUL WOMAN. Sole Makers, Rbeias, WY. 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