Judge — July 11, 1908 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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COMMERCIALIZED. ‘WISDOM OF AGE. The lightning bug exclaimed, ‘*No more“ Ma, why don’t you keep out of the ment do I find parlor? Things are running smoothly In y small glimmer o'er now. of my kind. You ain't engaged yet, daughter, . and your ma knows from experience that * For, as [look my b 3 o'er, |@ young man who finds things running 1 they deem it ve for gain and never for The public benefit. | too smoothly is apt to get bored and quit!""—Kansas City urnal, THE EVENT JUSTIFIED HIM, ‘They met on the bleachers. I thought you got off to go to a funeral,” sneered the be “Well, what do you call this?" de- manded the bookkee visitors scored on errors by the home team, —Louisville Courier-Journal, + And so anew I shall begin With thrift to make amends, I'll straightway put a meter in, And wait for dividends Washington Star, LOVE'S LABOR LOST. A benevolent old gentleman, brimful of information, saw a rustic sitting on a fence, gazing earnestly at the telegraph Going up to the countryman, he { WIFE WON. wires. Y CONVINCED. 4 + Waiting to see a message go ‘long, © enough to try new and then generous the benefit of their eb enough to gi | experience. A very “ conservative" Illinois man, however, let his good wife find out for he said at last,“ as you know herself what a blessing Postum is to| something of the matter, T hope you will those who are distressed in many ways spread your knowledge among your by drinking coffee, The wife writes: mates on the farr “No slave in chains, it seemed to m “But [don’t work on a farm,’ replied Was more helpless than I, a coffee cap-| the rural citizen, tive. Yet there were innumerable warn- “Where, then, may Task?” ings —waking from a troubled 8! “My mates and [are t a feeling of suff men, an — and out of breath, Pearson's W of the heart that frightened me. | Common s on, and my bet- man grinned and said, "Aye benevolent old man got on the ‘ter of an Th The wall, and for the next qui hour tried hard to dispel his ignorance. WAS SHE JOLLYING HIM? ter judgment told me that coffee drink- He (at the dance) “See that big, i8.Was the trouble, At last my nervous oe he system was so disarranged that my phy- strapping fellow over there? He rowed with the boys from Cambridge.’” sician ordered ‘ no more coffee. knew ha orect Hee haunt know they ever 1 knew it, too. Leapitulated. Prior to ME Dee eee ieee don't understand, this our family had tried Postum, but I mean he pulled in the Harvard crew.” ah amid learned later, “Oh, now see. He's a polices 1 (2. 200 RNG NB ior man, But what was it the Harvard Determined this time to give Postum rew did to be pulled. in?”—Boston fair. trial, 1 prepared it according to Teisceine ' ; directions on the package— that is, boiled id it fifteen minues after boiling com- menced, obtaining a dark brown liquid MODEST. ie 1 with a rich, snappy flavor similar to coffee, When cream and. sugar were added, it was not only sgood but delicious. toting its beneficial effects in me, ' the rest of the family adopted it—all except my husband, who would not ad- mit that coffee hurt him, Several weeks clapsed, during which I drank Postum two or three times a day, when, to my surprise, my husband said: ‘1 have de cided to drink Postum, Your impro ment is so apparent—you have such fine color—that I propose to give credit where credit is due.” And now we are coffee-slaves no longer.” | Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. 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