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This page is primarily **advertising and humor filler** rather than political satire. The content includes: **Main Advertisements:** - Life insurance policies (Prudential) - Hotel accommodations (The Hermitage, New York City) - Whiskey (Trimble brand) - Various business services **Humor Sections:** Several brief jokes and quips, including: - "When Father Packs the Trunk" — contrasts a mother's neat packing with a father's chaotic approach - "Habit's Hold" — a conductor joke playing on drug terminology - "Husbands to Board" — domestic humor about multiple daughters in love - "Is This True?" — brief jokes about marriage realities **The Cartoon:** Shows a couple with text about unrequited love, illustrating sentimental domestic humor typical of early 20th-century magazines. The page reflects Judge's mixed formula: advertising revenue supporting satirical content, with gentle domestic humor rather than sharp political commentary.

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$19.2 Per Year Buys $1000 of Life Insurance in the Wew Low Cost Policy of The PRUDENTIAL At Age 30. Write to-day for Rates at Your Age and Specimen Policy. St ‘upation, Department N. 80 Million Dollars New Ordinary Insurance Sold in 40 Weeks. THE PRUDENTIAL Insurance Co. of America Incorporated Stock Company by the State of New Jersey. JOHN F. DRYDEN, P. Home Office: NEWARK, N. J. lent. Some men are like the imperfect bal- loon. They fail to get up in the world for lack of hot air. Scranton Tribune. NEW YORK CITY THE HERMITAGE The name telle the story Seventh Avenue and Forty-second Street Restaurant on the street <a testaurant wheresladies are welcome. Every other part of the house fer floor, exclusively men. Telephones in every toom, Respectful, quiet, obedient and alert Japa. nese servants Bedroom and bath $2.00 a day upward. Send for Booklet. T. F. PADDELL, Proprietor | When father packs the trunk social s\ WHEN FATHER PACKS THE TRUNK. When mother packs the trunk, she lays Each ggarment in its pl She folds things neatly, smoothes them She works in such a quiet w You'd never think 't on we get to Lonelyville "s nothing she’s forgot. gee whiz! pught to see him, now! things up from rigkt and left, 1 chucks them anyhow! He rams them in, und jams them down, And later on you'll find The very thing he wants the most He's somehow left behind. Somerville Journal. have a limited quantity of very old Hermitage Bourbon Whiskey from the old Fifth Avenue Hotel wi offer while it lasts at $25.00 a cas whiskey was bottled by the di W. A. Gaines & Co., and is the finest in the world. | Address J. F. Baber, late manager Fifth Avenue Hotel w lars. Mail Order Department, 42 New York City. HABIT’S HOLD. “Does this car go to Twenty-fourth Street?” inquired the elderly lad; No, ma’am; but I have something just as good,” replied the conductor, who was formerly adrug clerk. “1 can let you off twice at Twelfth Str Bohemian, HUSBANDS TO BOARD. “Three of my girls are in love.” “* What are you going todo about * Order a long. ing-room table, I guess."”— Kansax City Journal, confulof Abbott's te. It's the weal To half a gral Hitters, a way to nerve fruit odd ay DIFFERENT CROWD ENTIRELY. “Ww going to entertain company people you like, I presume, “Oh, ! We would lo: ntertained p American, we lik Naxhville : A FINE MIND. “She has a fine mind, hisn't she “Remarkable. One of those mi that, when you are with her, "t decide which makes you the more happy to listen or to reali t you are not married to her.""—-Exchange. ALL LAWS OBEYED. “ Here is my seat, madam, but candor els me to say that I think you are able to stand as 1 am, compels. me to say "Chicago Tribune. | “Thank you, sir. IS THIS TRUE? Beyond the Alps lic But here's the Beyond the altar li ‘The washing tub. Kansas City Journal, ah, me! you do drink, drink Trim ene? ble» Don't let whiskey get the best of you! Say “ Trimble” and get the best of seth on Label. AT ALL FIRST-CLASS DEALERS sote proparerons VERITE, HERTZ & CO. "alla. and Now York EBTABLISHED 1793 UNREQUITED LOVE They say the Baby's clinging love Is likened best To heaven above. Ot heaven's delights A, Juntge U UNREQUITED LOVE Muotogel septa, Bae JUDGE Ave. COMPANY ars urn New Vous ROMEIKE'S fy" S SEEN soa mady at a bs a of HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS PAPER WAREHOUSE KiNtd OF PAPE MADE TO ORDER, the night was dark, but he ap- iberately in front of “True, peared to jump the automo: | Stetta “Force of habit. ‘The poor fellow was’ say an act nd-naturally dived for the spot! Kansas City J The Man Who Owns a Mechanic _ 53000.00 CAN BE MADE . next year and the year thereafter, cleaning houses by our pat- “at men, with a capital 0.00 ny towns in the U ten for residences, hotels prosecuting all infring= TANTALUS IN PETTICOATS. “A dreadful experience, you . gain in nee stocking.” fakes Money. General Compressed Air & Vacuum Machinery Company The Machine That Makes the Money. 4497 Olive Street, St. Louis, Mo. For Liquor and Drug Using A scientific remedy which has been skillfully rvccenfully administered by medical spe ialisis for the past 28 years. At the following Keeley Institutes : and Pita ae Manton Londen, Kngiand. rehard. Lexington, Mase) North Coaway, Nik comicbooks.com