Judge — June 27, 1908 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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Your Summer Vacation? § The vacation question in all its details is fully answered in } the 1908 Sumer Book of the Lackawanne Ration, en ! ta “MOUNTAIN AND LAKE RESOR’ It tells you where you can fish, hunt, bathe, sail, paddle, motor, golf, climb, ride, dance ot rest. a lit of Hotels, boarding houses, rates, railroad fares, etc. It takes you to the very heart of Nature's Playground. Send 10c. im stamps and this beastifelly Mustrated feed of Tz pes wil be madd to roe or i mar ree at any Lachawanaa Tichet Office. GEORGE A, CULLEN General Pasenger Agent, Lackawanna Railroad Dei. 27, 90 Weat St., New York BOB, BETTY AND BASEBALL. OB, who is that! ‘ Comeon, Betty, the last man man with a club id Bob. is shoul-| ‘* That's a deliberate asked snapped Betty. ‘Look at around us. reached the street. «promised Bob. “Tell_me why they all look so de-| s| carries is called pressed?" demanded Betty. a bat.” “The score didn’t favor them,"? re- “And that plied Bob. | man with the | ‘* What was the score?” ball is called a sitors eight; home team ort baller?” “Oh, Bob," cried Betty joyfully, “No, little girl. He “I'm so glad the home team won pitcher because he pitches the ball."” “Then why isn’t the man with the club called the holder?”” inquired Betty. holds the club, doesn’t he? “As arule, dear, the player's position gives him a nam “* For in- stance, the man’ in the field is called a fielder. “Oh, I'm beginning to understand,"” cried Betty. ‘That man with the glove is a glover, isn’t he?"" Pty, that man is not a glover,"’ declared Bob. ‘He is a catcher. They m a catcher because he catches the A STRANGE PROFESSION. “Photography is a strange sion,’’ muses the young man. “Because it develops negativ look. “Not that exactly, But, taken in my riding togs But the other men catch the ball."* ut not as often as the catchgr. The pitcher pitches the ball and the catcher catches i “But suppose he doesn’t catch it,’ that they are all mounted. Presbyter. prevarication,”” them all Idon’t suppose a dozen have “TM buy you a baseball guide, dear,” | PERRIN LAMBERT. profes-| asks the young woman with a knowing ag an ex- ample, the other day I had’ my picture not on a horse, | you know, but just standing in my riding outfit with my crop held in my hand. And to-day the photographer writes me that the pictures are ready for me and *—Heraldand | NOT NICE. Mr. William Huggins was angry, and rtainly appeared to have some jus- tification for wrath, “"Liza,”” he expostulated, always tell you I won't ’ay the kids bringin’ in the coals from the shed in Just listen to reason, if you please, You have spoilt the shape of that hat with your funny head, and, as you're working coal all day at the wharves, what can a little extra coal-dust in your hat matter “You don’t see the point, said William, with dignit; . wear that ‘at in the hevenin’s, an’ if, while I'm hout, I takes it horf my head, it leaves a black band round my forrid. Wot's the consequence? Why, I gits accused 0’ washin’ my face with my ‘at, on, And it ain't nice, "Liza.”"—Ex. PARLOUS TIMES. “A man has to draw it fine these days. ‘hat do you mean?”* “Staying ten minutes after office hours each day will probably make a good impression, but staying fifteen is liable to excite suspicion that you are monkeying with your books.""—Kansas City Journal. 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Betty was obviously miffed, She watched the gi ently until the end of the seventh inning. ‘Then she turned to Bob. Please tell me about those pillows out there on the grass,"” she coaxed. y are called base ‘na man is on a base is he a baper | No, dear; he is called a baseman."" “And what is that man between two bases?"* all from going to the Bob. ‘He is called the short-stop. Betty's eyes grew moist and there was | ce as she sai ly isn't fair to make fun of m Bob. That tall man couldn’t be any- thing short.”” the Bob. game will soon be} ‘The girl watched the playing with a languid interest. Finally the spectators d concertedly, arose and started By request Jur & reproduces in black and white the color cartoon of June 6th. Judge’s Platform at All Times and All Seasons It is already famous. comicbooks.com