Judge — June 27, 1908 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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“one. I asked M ABOUT DUE. TRUE TO THE LETTER. A countrywoman, residing near the — The assistants at a large linen draper’s town of Sligo, thinking her husband was shop were preparing for the yearly sale. rather late in coming home on Saturday ‘* What shall I mark that lot of black | with his pay, went to the police office to silk?" asked an assistant of the em- inquire if he was there. : Is our Pat here?” she asked. “Mark the selling price fifteen shil- No," replied the constable; ‘‘ but lings a yard,”’ was the answer. | sit down; we're expecting him every, ‘But it only cost ten shillings a| minute.""—-Exchange. yard," said the astonished employé “‘Tdon’t care what it cost. I am sell- retorted the | ing off regardless of cos shop owner.—Exchange. ‘A HARD KNOCK. Smart young man—" You seem to be staring at me pretty hard. Do I remind you of any onet 7 ‘a THE TRUTH AT LAST. ustic old party—'* Yea; you remin A motorist was stopped by a police- me of an aunt of mine, only she's Kot ® man, the light on the car being Insufl- eee mere mune je than you have."’"— cient, He gave his card to the constable. jareon's Weekly. |,, 2G. J. Smith,” read the man in blu larity a erapectrai ava breakfast die G0 on with you!” he exclaimed, The popularity of erape-fruit asa breakfast diet’ want your proper name and address, inuereatiy enhanced by Abintt' Hitters We: Ie. tool eaeny Sitka about here: UNOBTAINABLE. New tool aharpl" en,” said the motorist, you The doctor's wife—' Well, Jane, 80) must theve it, it's William Shakespeare, your poor husband’s gone at last. 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I am comfortably hungry Mrs. Belle de Rivera, president of | for my dinner at noon. the Equal Suffrage League of New York, I use little meat, plenty of vege- sa scent dinner: tables and fruit in season, for the noon had the suffrage, we| meal, and if tired at tea time take tnot that, where Grape-Nuts alone and feel perfectly women are con clined | Mourished. P to be a little unfair, a little churlish. “Nerve and brain power and memory “Their treatment of women is on a/8f€ much improved since using Grape- par with old Hiram Doolittle’s treat-| Nuts. I am over sixty and weigh 155 ment of his wife. He made her keep a Pounds. My son and husband, seeing cash account, and he would go over it how I had improved, are now using every night, growling and grumbling, Grape-Nuts. . like th My son, who is a traveling man, eats ** + Look here, Hannah—mustard plas- nothing for breakfast but Grape-Nuts ters, fifty cents; three teeth extracted, and a glass of milk, An aunt, over two dollars. There’s two dollars and Seventy, seems fully nourished on Graj fifty cents in one day spent for your own Nuts and cream.’’ “ There's a Reason, private pleasure. Do you think I'm Name given by Postum Battle made of money?’ "— Washington Star. Mich. Read ** The Road to Well- in packages. HEARD OVER THE TELEPHONE. Ever read the above letter? A new pears from time to time. They on nd_me up two bags of oats and @ are genuine, true, and full of human of hay.’ _ interest. ice—* All right, sir. Who is it women, long ag oe THAT SAME OLD QUESTION. “The horse, of course, you idiot.”—| Seating himself on the porch, he wiped London Globe. perspiring brow. | = I am going to ask you the old, old Insure he said to the girl at his side. Your Pleasure “Never mind asking it,’” she wiping her brow in turn. ““ Yes; i hot enough for me." —Philadelphia Led, er. TACTFUL, In the parlor there were thre Girl, the parlor lamp and he. 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