Judge — June 20, 1908 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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ROOSEVELT'S DREAM, In which I saw the future's lid Upra ling, what to me Is something of a mystery. Methought I saw a crowded hall, Where many stood, while all Were shouting m ames of men Whose like we Some yelled for | HAD a dream last night, I did, ised, reve n, grand old m: ; for Root ah, well! alled a yell; er some yelled—a few Who didn’t have much e' to ds And some, for Governor Hughes, let out A perfectly unanimous shout; But over and above them all, Like some imperious, moving There rolled so fierce a yell for Taft ‘That in my very dream I laughed. “Taft, Taft!” the call came, fast and loud, As if the whole convention crowd Would unify on that; and then Once more the yells for other men Rose on the air like clarion notes season; then there fe A twilight calm, as if the bell For vespers rang; and then—and then the stress and storm of men, ¢ great put pose overwrought ‘o put in action all their thought With such an overpowering roar As drowned all others on the floor, A mighty yell went up—a yell Whose grand accord no tongue One name it called; [could not What seemed to all about mi One name upon that audier But ere | heard it | awok Thus for a ald tell. Wo a. LAMETON. ROCKY. WIGGINS, in his s*udy, was ende ¢ his thought upon a bit of writing. in the flat above ann ed him beyond huma Rushing into the sitting-room, he eried, is that confounded ket? r, it ix only the lady above rocking her bi run up and tell he ring. to con- A poer- endurance, | ABOUT ALL IN, | “How's your health this moming, Mr. Seaver?” asked the summer visitor * Health !" echoed Unele Charlie Seaver, jumping from his chair and T ain't had no almost swallowing his fine-cut. ‘Health! Man alive health in thirty- zer's bitters. makes it n I've had h ny arteries git ary, fifty year; an’ some day, when I it'll take me off. An’, say, dyspepsia? Why, I've t bad that my dinner of com beef an‘ cabbage, radishes, lettuce bers, an” wo milk punches sets on my stomach like lead till I take a couple o° glasses o' cider. L reckon I'm about all in.” OPEN ‘TO CONVICTION. know Ef like ter see ye go ter the dairyn ty, Ewant ye ter promise ter kee Mary! If Lean't go to Ws, look a {PI stay’ ter hum," NEWS. HE ROAD which has been run- ning, from New York to Boston pt there, nes recently went to his has Mr. di offi vingg the lid off the family jar. An explosion resulted. Miss Jenks, who was seen to a street the foot of * in St I ht, has been ar- rested, Miss Mason has been having. trouble with her eyes. Ye they pe lay nd down the columns of the morning te ture of a departed slucd to the opposite wall, after- sisted in running up Then they became fi and at | ort ti y, ina moment of deep thought on Fri lon the pi t Professer noon, threw his eyes into the fire. When Mr. Morton arrived at his office this morning he had a young lady on his arm, Dr, Smith is the attending physician, On Tuesday the night editor, while following a train of thought, walked off a high trestle and fe but his injuries were t and he is now able to be at his desk into a reverie Everything looks very bright to-day. It is reported that one of our early ris- ers swept the Tand- ape with his ADA T. DRAKE Topeka Kate “Is that house k dust on your aint Cactus Sal “Jealous! It’s nat- ural—it’s a straight flush."* SEDUCTIVE. “Le? me take yer pie fer a minute, son I'll show yer how I kin eat it an’ balance a on my nose at de same time.” comicbooks.com