Judge — May 9, 1908 — page 13: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

TOO WEAK A WORD. Bill Nye used to tell th Frenchman who was visiting in America, morning he ion that his ill. ‘No, no," he replied sadly: but I'am di My father is dead.""—Lippin- “Abbott's Hitters, scrape fruit, sugar to suit HOPELESS CASE. “1 lost my silk umbrella yester- the club.”” “Too bad! But you'll get it back, won't you? Aren't your initials ‘on it? Dill ** Well, there are some aren't mine."" Dill Those who know, pronounce it “just right.” ABSOLUTELY PURE MELLOWED BY AGE think of it, it, but they urnal. come td inii Som He Mothers will tind Mrs. Winslow's Soathing Syrup the . bent remedy for their chiblren ic Sole Agents NEEDED: Wer Kevan OO: Church“ V sce they are scoing to put ee Ee lup biggest skyscraper in the country in Pittsburgh. story of al would enjoy axenuine luxury try a fruit | “Well, Idon’t know of any “THE MEAN THING. ae : ; r THE BARD TO TESTIFY. inet ., place where the sky needs seraping any gy, Gall 5 She“ ‘The Merry Widow "hats won't }t ere the aky needs Scraping any Senator Gallinger, lunching in the last long more “than in Pittsburgh." Yonkers: senate restaurant, said of a new ad Une When © I don’t know about that, Mix a little mild spring. two soft young: persons of and you have # violent love affair. long certain women always cling to it as possible," Exchange. The Man Wha Owns a Mechanical Cleaning Wagon Makes Money. $3000.00 CAN BE MADE General Compressed Air & Vacuum Machinery Company 4497 Olive Street, St. Louis, Mo. PALLISER’S UP-TO- DATE HOUSE PLANS By GEORGE A. PALLISER. E. have just published a new book, with above title, containing 150 up-to-date plans of houses, costing from $500 to $18,000, which anyone thinking of building a house should have if they wish to save money and also get the latest and best ideas of a practical architect and emi- nent designer and writer on common-sense, practical and convenient dwelling houses for industrial Americans, homes for co-operative builders, investors and everybody desiring to build, own or live in Model Homes of low and medium cost. These plans are not old plans, but every one is up-to-date, and if you are thinking of building a house you will save many times the cost of this book by getting it and studying up the designs. We are certain you will find some- thing in it which will suit you. It also gives prices of working plans at about one-half the regular prices, and many hints and helps to all who desire to build. aoe SS r 160 large octavo pages. Price, paper cover, $1.00; bound in cloth, $1.50, K Sent by mail, postpaid, to any address on receipt of price. } Adsrea all erder with remitances to | JUDGE COMPANY, 225 Fifth Avenue, New York Remit by maney order or check--dou't seod currency, sir," uit in Newport. hand, when he was called t imony, said exeitedly and he took his place in the are box, nator Aldrich smiled, * An ignorant, uninformed chap he th As ignorant and u xaminer 1 one in a perjury c $ lawyer, with a terrible frown tness Who had just been handed ion to him, said, ata | for cross-exam You say you made an examination | and 1 lot the premises? Tell us again, sir I warn you that you had better t carefully— just what you found the “The witness, not at all awed, said lightly, “+ Oh, nothing of any consequence. arly account of empty boxes, as peure says. “The lawyer struck the table a crash- ing blow. ** Never mind what Shakespeare says, he roared, * He | be summon and can testify for himself in due cout if he knows anything about this case.’ |- Washington Star, IMPARTIAL AND UNDISCOVERABLE. Rome has many English visitors just now. One English lady, interested in the little boys who deliver the wares of the pastry cooks, said to a little fellow! Ah, sone of who had brought her some I suppose you get the be these cakes yourself sometim What docs madam mean?” the boy. “You eat a cake now and then “Eat them? Ob, no, madam; would not do, T only lick 'em as I come along."’~ Tatler. asked sHE no Ram ACCIDENTAL DISCHARGE IMPOSSIBLE Iver Johnson Satety Hammer Revolver | blend of fine old liquors, measure | chance-mixed cocktail ever made | HARTFORD that | Wer beneed Salaty Wi A Bottled Delight A correctly proportioned cock- tail is a drink as rare as it is | delightful. CLUB COCKTAILS are perfect cocktails—an expert mixed to exact proportion. No can duplicate their even, exquisite flavor. T kinds. (At all good dealers. Man hattan (whiskey base) and Martini (gin base) are universal favorites, GFEHeubleinEBro, NEW YORK LONDON Ten cents always looks larger when the kid wants it for marbles than when the sum is used to buy a cigar for pa. NEW YORK CITY THE HERMITAGE A CLUB HOTEL FOR MEN The mame tella the story Seventh Avenue and Forty-second Street Junetion of Broadway Restaurant on the street floor, Every other part of the house exclusively men. Telephones in every t00m Respectful, quiet, obedient Bedroom and bath $2.00 a day upward Send for Rooke T. F. PADDELL, Proprietor comicbooks.com