Judge, 1908-04-11 · page 13 of 16
Judge — April 11, 1908 — page 13: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising**, with several distinct sections: **Main Advertisements:** - John Jameson Whiskey (top left): Promotes "absolutely pure" whiskey "mellowed by age" - Iver Johnson Safety Automatic Revolver (center/right): Emphasizes the gun won't accidentally discharge—you must deliberately "pull the trigger." The marketing point: it's safe from mishap but deadly when intentional - General Compressed Air & Vacuum Machinery (bottom): Promises $3,000 annual income for operators **Editorial Content:** Several short satirical pieces, including: - "The Unraveled Bargain": A horse-trading anecdote about a jockey and dealer - "The New Navy": Appears to reference President Theodore Roosevelt ("Big Stick"), criticizing his naval policies - Romance/relationship humor pieces **Subscription Agents Section:** Promotes Judge Company's publications and seeks sales representatives. The page reflects early 1900s consumer culture, with product safety claims (revolver) and business opportunity pitches alongside light satirical commentary on contemporary politics and social situations.
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Those who know, pronounce it “just right.” ABSOLUTELY PURE MELLOWED BY AGE Sole Agents W. A. TAYLOR & CO. New York “MBN OF BRAINS” AY THE PRICE Pow aed do not waste thelr ctgar money In experiments or, by Judge Co. OLD MAN'S DARL Send cents for our beautiful illustrated catalogue. 1225 Fifth Avenue, New York Cay. And bi We Subscription Agents | i are constantly being added to the list of special representatives now enthusi astically pushing Leslie’s Weekly, Judge, Judge’s Quarterly, Judge’s Library and Sis Hop: kins’ Monthly. cause of the popularity of these pub- ications, but of the liberal propositions Write now for terms and Not alone be- | given. samples. Judge Company Filth Avenue and Madison Square New York City Th To find a horse for Taft. ‘ the parlor with u c ‘THE UNRAVELED BARGAIN. At one of the sale-yards a gentleman observed a disqualified jockey and a horse-dealer haggling over the sale of a horse. Full of curiosity when the two separated, and anxious to know how two such shrewd characters had bargained, the gentleman called the jockey to him and inquired how much he had got for his animal. The jockey opened his hand and showed a sovereign and a florin. “* But isn’t that ** So you" for a lam! He’s as sound adly shod, and you are, nly limped “ ‘The inquirer retui Hammer the Hammer The Iver Johnson isn't a bomb—it’s a re- volver. It goes off only w should—wher you pull thetr drop it, strike it against table c hammer the hammer, with perfect impunity. But the instant that you do pull the trigger in earnest, you will find the Iver Johnsona sure, straight shooter. Is more in detail why the Iver Johnsom favor. Our handiome catalogue goes We Richly nickeled, 23 cali rel; OF 38 <a te PULL THE TRIGGER p Wer Johnson’ frm & Cycle We NewVork: gy Cham 153 River St. MK, Rekear land 13 Calluta Stef TcLEs ACCIDENTAL DISCHARGE Homburg, Germany: Pickhaben IVER JOHNSON SINGLE BARREL SNOTOUNG AND TROIS PRIDOC Bi and reported what th fore ve a treme wink, and whispered, “He's as ne as a two-ley Tha y shod on purpos. them that that was the cause of his limy Whe this was communicated to the med for the moment taken ck’ aml hung hia bead: then, with a sigh and a shrug of his shoulders, EXPERIENCED? * Never mind, dear,"” as she raised her sweet face from his shoulder, and they both saw the wh blur on his coat ** Oh, Charli burst out, se hiding ‘her face again upon hi shoulder; ‘* how do you know? ville Journal. ng, white: THE NEW NAVY. sident at Washington, ick he swore the poor retail dealers should suffer | wrong no moi By the Big Stick b the name of gri his. menials ride forth and west and south and north Th swore it, and cursed | east —The hi Harvard Lampoon, SHE KNEW. “Miss Sharpe er Ve ered, ou must: kne linge here so mu night after night" “1 suppose, Mr. Kloseman,”? the girl He rrupted, ‘it's cheaper to do that me out The iutholie Standard aul Tress IMPOSSIBLE IVER JOHNSON SAFETY AUTOMATIC REVOLVER FEMININE. ** And now, ladies .| turer on woman's. ri PROVED BY THE SUIT. she getting a divor grounds of mi cluded the lee- “Why “ +r down= She that before th to answer h med to be well off.” ** And what does he s: * Would you mind telling: us,” ** He says he as, but didn’t know it.” tured one fair auditor, "* whe that perfect love of a hat?” The Man Who Owns a Mechanical Cleaning Wagon Makes Money. $3000.00 CAN BE MADE next year and the year thereafter, General Compressed Air & Vacuum Machinery Company 4497 Olive Street, St. Louis, Mo. The Machine That Makes the Mooey. Copye one by Jun ANOTHER BRIDGE SCANDAL Pustogravare 73 area) GSend 8 cents for our illuacated catalogue of beautiful prints: Copyrighn, 196, by Ju HOLDING HANDS Musogravure in sepia, 1419 JUDGE COMSwn'lY, 225 Fifth Avenue, New York snnor yet t irl. Exchange. comicbooks.com