Judge — April 4, 1908 — page 15: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

I Want You to Try My Razor If you are still depending upon the barber or old-fashioned razor you are in the same category with the man who climbs ten flight of stairs when there is an elevator in the building. You are not only like him —losing time — —but you are also losing the benefits of a : shave—which is not only a great economical. With the “ Gillette ” the most inexperienced man can remove, without cut or scratch, in three to five minutes, any beard that ever grew, My razor is always ready, No Strop- ping, No Honing. No other razor so durable. ‘The “ Gillette” will Jasta lifetime. Blades so inex- pensive, when dull you throw them away as you would an old pea. I have spent years in perfecting this razor, which gives you the best possible shave at home or away — saving you time, money and endless inconvenience. Over two million men know how well Twa joy the benefits of my ra A utlery, Hardware tnd Sporting Goods dealers sella. Get it to-day, ‘The Gillette Safety Razor Set consists of 8 triple silver-plated bolder, 12 double-edged flexible blades 24 keen edges, packed lo. velvet Ioed leather case, and the price Is $5.00. Combination Sets from $6.50 to $50 00. it ered, reluse which is mone: clean, comfortable hor I have succeeded. 263 Times Bldg. New York NO STROPPING NO u€ JUDGE’S WOMEN’S DEPARTMENT with a straighten out into wavy line For the be rs jit of our women read in the myriad homes where JUDGE is coarse comb, place half a circle of boiled a favorite, we have entered into an ar- carrot near the middle of the horizon, rangement with the famous editor of place yellow egg-noodle light waves in “The Perfect Ladies’ Companion,” Mr. position, and serve with salted cold tea. Hik Hok. Any perfect lady among our ‘The ‘*My-Uncle’? sandwich (Fig. 2) is of houschold or also very effective if served to the proper y go in perfect confidence to parti It is exceedingly simple to Mr. Hok, who will at intervals convey make. Do a cracker up brown and place through th es advice or comfort, the yellow yolks of three hard-boiled as the case n . eggs upon it, cover the cracker liberally In reply to Mrs, Susan Wyse's inquiry with silver fish scales, and inform the r thereof—of cou in a smiling, through this department for suggestions for sandwiches, I following NEW DESIGNS IN SANDWICHES. ‘There is entirely too much the s: hostess climbs to. th but or perhaps the heights of « combination sandwich; it's always the atter much thou olved a few new designs; basing on these, the bright, idewful hostess ily originate further new ones. First cor . (F proc upon a Fig. Ladies, bring your sorrows and perplexities to Mr. Hok. | pleasant way—that he is expected to re- turn seventy-two for cach one he cats. This will create great merriment. Have you ever attended a party and found just thirteen men prese it awkward? Now, the come all painful situatio has a few 4.) handy. pare them proceed as three small, hot frank- of buttered bread in such a way that they form a crescent. That's all. How simple! Serve them to the thirteenth man all evening, and very time you serve one laugh lightly and tell him he’s the odd fellow. It will be more effective if he cats thirteen of them. L Fig. 3. He will help you. ANOTHER TRAMP. Fellaire (formerly Rusty Rufus)— “Well, what do you wani Tufold Knutt—"* You wuz kind ‘nough wunst, mister, to give me a dollar an’ a kick. | Ef the two go together, sir, I'm ready fur ’em agaii Chicago Tribune. HOME FOLKS. “*T haven’t seen a drunken man since I've been here,"' declared the visitor to the prohibition state. “Oh, we are not ostentatious,’ claimed the Georgia man. — Louisville Courier-Journal, Only One “BROMO QUININE.” That is LAXATIV Look for the signatu Used the World PROBABLY TRUE. js it a fact that no whi: obtained in your state now ** All moonshine, sah,"" southerner courteously. Public Ledger. ey can be replied the Philadelphia SAVE TIME. The parson—"1 intend to pray that you may forgive Casey for throwing that | brick at you. The patient—* Mebbe yer riv ‘ud be saving toime if ye'd just wait till t well, and then pray for Casey."” Universalist Leader, WATCH THE PROFESSOR. Lecture upon the rhinoceros. Professor V must by ue to give me your undivided attention. It is abso- lutely impossible that you can form a true idea of this hideous animal, unless you keep your eyes fixed on me." The Christian Instructor, MAY WE BE FORGIVEN! other day an amateur artist was producing some rapid sketches to amuse his children. He drew a sketch of a hen so naturally that when it was afterward | thrown in the waste-paper basket it laid there, Western Caristian Advocate, | AN INSPIRATION. * Hurrah!" exclaimed the inventor of predigested hay, “* a man has lived four days in a mine on nothing but oil and wood."? “Well, what's that to shout about? “Plenty. You're stupid, It gi me @ new idea for a breakfast food. Philadelphia Ledger. TO THE POINT. Iderly aunt ‘1 suppose you won- dered, dear little Hans, why I left you so abruptly in the lane, I saw a man, ‘that your mind is left The name “CLUETT” stands for so very much jthat you want in a shirt free to choose just the shirt you want without attention to details. Chuck SHIRTS $7.50 and more TODAY'S SHIRT,” a book- let, in yours for the ashing. CLUETT, PEABODY & COMPANY, 481 River St., Trex, N.Y. Makers od ARROW Callars, Pears A scowling look is alto- gether unnatural.” All the features of Pears’ Soap are pleasing. A natu- rally good soap for the com- plexion. ‘Sul by the cake and ia boxes, FACTS VERSUS TERMS. “I've a terrible toothache. What 's. good for it “Nonsense! You It’s simply imagination. “ Well, then, confound it! what 's good for imagination?" Exchange. ‘PHILIP MORRIS ORIGINAL LONDON CIGARETTES no toothacl have made their re- putation; but they do not depend upon it. They stand upon their present merits. and oh, how I rai Hans “Did you get him?"— gende Blitter. Flie- REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR. Some people are so sentimental they can talk it in a cabbage patch. The more livings a man can earn the more he has to for others. Ideals are very valuable except for use.—New York Pre Kidney and Bladder Diseases. URIC ACID DIATHESIS, STONE, GRAVEL. ETC. m8 the Calted Staten comicbooks.com