Judge — February 29, 1908 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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TELLING HIS MIND. | ‘THE OLD ONE. | A magician was engaged to entertain| At the unveiling of Rodin’s bust of 1 select and very swell audience in a pri- |Henley in Westminster Abbey, a num- vate house. He was elated at the pros: |ber of good stories were told about the pect, but disappointed in the outcome. | great Poet. There was no cordiality of greeting as he |" H. G, Wells praised Henley’s con- wevred and the chill was colder ay he [duct of the New Res OF course ceatinued. His cleverest tricks met only |this. periodical failed, yet it was un- “Goodness” icy indifference. He wondered if they |doubtedly the best-edited magazine ‘orn Syru; were real flesh and blood, or only figures |uf the last century. In it Henley in- Sake Get Cora Ser is more than “goodness from a department-store show-window. {troduced to the World new writ ully addressed them: |such distinction as Joseph Conrad, ntlemen, I have done | Kenneth Grahame, W. B. Yeats, Mr. my best to entertain you, but so far 1) Wells himself, and'so on, | five not succeeded. ‘I have about ex-| One day as Mr. Wells and Henley hausted my store of tricks. One of the Istood in. the office of the maygazine best still remains; T wonder if you would [discussing rather sudly — its be interested in that, Would you like /prospects, a funeral went by w CORN SYRUP fiou ariddle coke to tw see the devil?” pace, ‘4 Upon their signifying such a desire, |) Henley leaned out of the window A Treat That cay and Se the magician turned upon his heel, sty: [and looked at the funeral anxioust “Then, go to hell. "Exchange. Then he turned ts Makes You Eat ta alerftoht dat, Sn in, sith with worried fran —it’safood so valuablein its properties that author- ities class it high among food products. nutritious but —a golden syrup of ex- quisite flavor that pleases all palates. For every use his comp, ™ cath ythat be our subscriber?” CORN PRODUCTS MANUFACTURING CO. SEVEN FABLES Pick-MeUp There was onee a fisherman who SELF-CONVICTED. was never heard to lie conce his One day a celebrated advocate was catch. He was dumb. arguing before a very rude old Scotch There was once a dramatic critic (judge, who pointed with one foretin who ysve unstinted praise to a new [to one of his cars, and with the other play. It was his own work. to the opposite one. “You see this, ‘There was once a man like Bernard |Mr, X21 do, my lord,” stid the Shaw. —He felt it deeply. Ivocate. 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It does seem as if these public ‘Owe them a share. schools don’t teach children anything ‘Their campaign ery in full we quote: [newadays!""—Inde pendent. aaa ae “Women should be allowed to vote. “Tteach my parrot only short words.” INK-URABLE. “Do you? pw, I should ak In 2008 There are microbe: bacilli that parrots were better adapted to We will, 1 wis, And such critters all about, learning polysyllables.”” — Bultimore Here men berate Of yet into our systen American. ‘The dears like this: ‘Then we fight and drive 'em out. —_— “Of state affairs they take no note. | An Englishman has just sailed ta Women should be compelled to vote." But the hardest germ to conquer England from this country after the —Courier Journal, Is the one that ink contains, lainey that he really is an earl. He ———s For the scribble bug's a sticker might as well have married a few millions JUST PICTURE. IT. Once it gets into your veins. 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