Judge — January 18, 1908 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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sal demand for a PERFECT BEER. THE WORLD ASKS FOR IT. That’s why we were compelled to increase our capacity to One Million Barrels HENRY C. BOTJER, Distributor, 353 Broadway, Long Island City, New York. dfiGht LE The Champagne of Bottle BEER shipped to the PHILIPPINES, EGYPT, INDIA and the ends of civilization ? BECAUSE HIGH LIFE satisfies the univer-| HIS ADVANTAGE. Two Irishmen were dig) One of them was a big, stre six feet four inches in height, and the other one was a little, puny man ut four feet six inches, ‘The foreman came sto sce how the work was progress: nit noticed that one of them was wore work than the other,‘ Look he how is it that litle D who is only half your is doing nearly twice as much work as you, Patrick Glancing down to his partner, Pat replied, * And why shouldn't he? Ain't he nearer to it ?"—Kansas City Independent. RN ROC fA sewer, pout man a cried, Only One «BIO: LANATIVER fF, NE” DUININE. Lak Used the Day. 256. a That bor ths World « mM G . w ft Cure a Cold in On THE PERFECT HUSBAND. Several ladies sat after a card party at the University Club a few-mornings discussing, the virtues of their husbands. Mr. Linleton,” said one of them, reter- fing te her life partner, “never drinks a er swears— indeed, he has no bad habits "+ Does he ever smoke ?” some “Yes; he likes a cigar just alter he has eaten & good im But, 1 suy an average, he doesn’t smoke more thon once a month."—PAilippines Nes ti without Ab st druggists. ‘WHO WOULDN'T? 1 pack of wolves in Canada, on his bagpipes, and with dismay, took to scan Herald, the we the wood ADJUSTING A GRIEVANCE. agitator appeared at the of empl [requested a | + Don't you men know that you have a grievance ?” he asked, having taken the oor. We do,” responded the chairman, |*We have a number, and you are the | worst in the lot.” After a husky committee had tossed the agitator downstairs business proceeded. Philadelphia Ledger. A HUSBAND’S JOB. inst tramp (readin, neeting advertisement) — | I wanted to chop wood, bring up| coal, take care of garden, mind chickens and children.” His pat (groaning)—"* Oh, these mat- rimonial advertisements make me tired !" — Exchange. ‘A LONG TIME OFF. The brute— What were you thinking | of, Dorothy 2” Dorothy youth.” The brute—* Ab, 1 th way look in your eyes."—S¢ was dreaming of my ight you had puis fi Tim ANOTHER OPENING FOR THE BUSI- NESS WOMAN. ‘A woman may not reason, but she can render decisions that would put a su- preme-court justice out of business. New York Tribune. MENTIONED, “ Heard a fellow mention me to-day in connection with the presidency.” N act. Said no dub of my type would as in the witness- box and the prosecuting attorney wa ducting a vigorous cross-ex: Madam, you are the con- tion, wife of this + You knew he was a burglar when you married him 2" ** How did you come to contract a mat- rimonial alliance with such a man “Well,” the witness said sarcastically, +L was getting old and had to choose be- tween a lawyer burglar.” The er amination ended there.— hange. DISPLACED AFFECTIONS. Ice-cream he bought his beloved, and she ate ; And her heart she finally To make room tor an Town Topics, VERY CONSIDERATE. Mistress —« Bridget, | hope you're not thinking at all of leaving me, 1 should be very lonesome without you. Maid —" Faith, and it's not ye'll be. Most-like, Fl go whin houseful o” company for luncheon or din- ner."— Exchange. lonely here's a BUREAUS NOT USELESS, “Tee the navy may decide, to get rid of its bureaus.” at so 2" she responded brightly. “Well, [suppose roll-top desks would | suit the navy better ; and, John, if those bureaus are the old-fashioned, mahogany kind, with a lot of drawers, I wish you'd | write to the secretary and find what he'd Exchange. take for one."—Philadelphia L. INCLUSIVE. * Jimmie,” said the merchant solemnly, at the eleventh hour, * we have forgotten to eta fresh supply of stamps. And_ the office-boy in his excitement responded with, “Goodness, sir, so we have! If we ain't a couple of blunder- headed idiots !"— 7it-hits. Whiskey for medicinal use Id be the Real Genuine Article, ing rich flavor ‘with absolute purity. Quantity ment “Green Stamp" which seals every bottle, for It Sunny Brook DistilleryCo.| Jefferson Co, ky. A comicbooks.com