Judge — January 4, 1908 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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wer Ave, New Youn, Camex Appian, “5 1 Grasiencr. hur Terry, Treasurer. JOHN A. SLEICHER, President. FW. S é Burges Johnson, Managing Editor. MEIN WREKLE AT 10 O8NTS A sea stamped and sell adsvessed erveiope with all manascrbts, 1 JUDGE cannot be foved ai aay newnstand. tbe publisher will be wader obzations if that fact be promptly reported om ponalcard or by letter. 5 JAPANESE PLOT REVEALED! HOW .MUCH WILL TEDDY BEAR? : = pt NCE. in the face of misrepresentation is demanded of COLUMBIA PROFESSOR SECRET AGENT OF THE MIKADO. scape me ahi ; everyone whe occupies the presidential chair, Patience is UDGE is able to expose one of the most barefaced plots ever — least to be expected among the virtues of such a man as Roose | J concocted by one sovereign power against another in time of velt, and all the more does he deserve credit for every evidence of peace, Our accidental discovery of the strange masquerade it, Reporters nowadays are sent out with orders to get news 7 of a Columbia professor has laid bare the whole outrag whether it exists or not, and preferment awaits the correspondent . scheme, Professor Brander Matthews who concocts some new Roosevelt and the supposed Viscount’ Aoki, yarn that will be difficult: of denial. lately Ambassador to the United Lies crop up in such profusion that States, are identical | This fact es- they choke themselves, Teddy has ' tablished, all is made clear. ‘The far more patience now than he had final complete Japaning of the United at first, when this constant: nagging States has long been one of the astute Jed to oceasional outbursts which Mikado's cherished dreams. A pre- carried injustice in’ their train and liminary colonization of the Pacific swelled the ranks of the Ananias Club. Slope, as all know, has been nipped Yes, he is and though every in the bud; but an effort to force day sees new reports throngh + upon us the use of Japanese charac- very close to. the administral ters was well under weigh, and might or ‘a recent caller at the White have gotten beyond the power of any House,” they soon die through lack one to check it had it not been for of the nourishment of official notice. Juvcr, Matthews, secret agent, took VISCOUNT AOKI, Give him credit for learning to bear the first step leading to this dastardly "APS alae all this, He has received it in greater consummation when he introduced Wy bees or measure than most presidents. reformed spelling to our masses, Pa- pers of his that have been seized indicate that the use of Japanese Teddy ought to bear it; that is one of his jobs. But there characters was to follow immediately. How Roosevelt was made is one cross the like of which no president ever had to carry. a catspaw until he scented trouble of some sort ; how the el: Jever predicts any days outburst from the White n work of Professor Matthews prevented his Washington The worm must turn, We refer to the expressions of masquerade, resulting in the recall of the alleged Aoki; how it praise approval intermittently thrust upon Mr, Roosevelt: by ‘ has been proved that no such person as Aoki ever existed—all Williams Jennings Bryan, these details exceed the space at our command, ‘The photographs ae 8 tell the story. Again Jupce has been of inestimable service to the ADVERTISING. American people, and at this writing Pre r Brander Matthews HERE is no anit of advertising power. One inch on a mag- pably languishes in some federal prison cell, Hf he doesn't he azine page, one column wide, docs not serve all purposes ht to, ofreckoning. ‘The power of the advertising of one sandwich-man ss seems tous ac better unit, and it sounds more hike one-horse power D* swear off; swear on! Positive resolutions are better or onc-candle power, What we want to say is that ten million than negative ones. Acquisition is better than renunciation. — sandwich-men marching solemnly ina line could not advertise us soe more than does our fleet sailing around the globe, Everybody is WO delegates to our congress are on their way from Manila. looking at it. ‘The furthest Turk knows that there are forty-five They are coming to play Philopena with some of our c stars on ourtlag. ‘The Tierra-del-Fuegian may not be able to count gressional committe - up to forty-five, but he can We are sorry for them if =| an, reckon the stripes on his A they hope to get a direct | > ten fingers and three of his “yes” or “no” out of { & toes, The gun-power of . anybody. | ‘ our navy is of little use to ¢ eT Ld us in these monotonous DENVER IN JULY. times of peace; but the YOu ss Ieaderless ! advertising power is se AVG fee chat tht tit enormous tins Decn.sleer The trouble: rather do 2) extravagance to let it le weneed \ ‘db latent for sol We are * To drown the ones <_< in business; why not ad- 1 we've got. “HUSH, HUSH, HUSH! HERE COMES THE GaN vertise? Hurrah for US! See the annor cement in next week's JUDGE of mn enjoyable and astonishing Limerick Contest. comicbooks.com