Judge — January 4, 1908 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Sudge HIS FAVORITE PARABLE, WHAT THE COUNTRY NEEDS. AS OTHERS SEE US. ntry clergyman on his round of What this country needs is not more terviewed a youngster as to his| money, but more people who have some Glimpses of Ourselves, Socially and Politically, through the Humorous tance with Bible stories, of it. Indianapolis News. jad,” he said, ‘you have, of i i" Papers of Other Lands. card of the parables HARDLY WORTH WHILE, , sir." shyly answered the boy. | yu:dge—s-And you, who remained hon-| 2° Aire is amused at the predicament in which Roosevelt finds himself in re- nother had inducted him in sacred | ¢ ' , : shed [gard to the relation of the trusts to prosperity, Zusyuine and Lustige Blittter get a el est until you were forty, have smirched !8 prosperity i & "Yes, si |your name and dishonored your family, certain enjoyment from the same thing ; while the msterdammer has a comment xd" said the clergyman." Now ail for the sake of three miserable shil- to make on the voyage of our fleet to the Pacific. of them do you like the best of jings 2 Prisoner Excuse me, sir; was it my squirmed, but at last, heedinig | fault that there were so few ?"—/¥ck me- *s frowns, he replied, up. sess [ like that one where some- I fishes."—Lxchange, | MAKING THEM INTO CHEES -- | The Swiss are going to put a new tun WELL PROVIDED FOR. nel through the Alps.” At this rate they I soon make those I like a piece of their national cheese y the men could live for weeks on the | CAteage Jost 5 alone.— Chicago Kecord-Herald, ‘KGO0B B intains lod Ti ileet is well provided with stuff to eat, on case it became necessary to do todeek-hand) ther ervvous lady: passer lave you ever seen than this, Mister Sailor ? Deck-hand m: The weather is never very bad here's any females on deek a-mak wait Vit- bits. worse We © a word from an old has its cor pensations,” | sa tian who smells of yasoline. jn asked his friend ing I y net_ much stuck on the odor saves my eati nawtul | i wut cloves.” fireoklyn Lif THE SAVING GRACE. \ Detroit woman has le 000 for the | j paquiries, ST. TEDDY Teddy, like the Baron Munchausen, gg the trust dragon. hopes to lift himself out of a scrape by — Lustige Blatter, his own hair. Pasquind. Lot homeless ¢ only can be said in approval ist + nO possibility of her money ¢ Exchange, URED by a secret process * “LUCKY STRIKE™ has a J charm all its own, STEADY JOB. Bulk Who are you work LUCKY STRIKE core sa.| | Sliced Plug Pipe Tobacco J | dren. Tit- Hits Ss yreat aid Abbott's er each tneal attends relief thas the Largest sale ia the weeld. It rmokes cond to the end witht wart, and drs not Low out of the bowl F bry years the name “PATTERSON” en tobacco tis pub has Leen a guarantee of high quality. MODERN ANNOY AN The following adlvertisemy lished in the Aveish/eif, a wewspaper at! Pocket Si Hocehst, near Wiest ” wor me with the tee many es of the bal- when passing over the vil- 4 u President Roosevelt the sabre of Monsieur Prudentman the famous sabre. which will not only permit him to attack the trusts, | but at the same time to defend them. Le Rire red Last’ Thursday” eveni 1a hay of ballast down my ehime 1 completely ruined a fruit tart cis L was « jr Sehmiedt, 14, ACCIDENTS WILL HAPPEN, * Roses Esend to mateh your lips Thus wrote « lovelorn fellow Alas! the florist sealed his The ones he sent were yellow ord, NASAL. win one’s love Appealing, eves May well suttice A peeling nose upon the dove Is not so nic Courier-Journal. FACT! sond fuel be tire may be started by f een and refuse to maringe at Travelers Often Find rover the sticks. Results, the necessity of a really fine lier's whiskies not JotiaTnan—" I'm sending sixteen Mixavo—' Treason! There's a own than battle-slips to the Pacific in honor of bomb in the pipe! {Pelt herose Hoty said, are instantaneous.— Week —— you. Let ke the pipe of peace Jowatnan “Heavens! Who can ECONOMY over it have sent me that tobacco ? | guess I skimp on coal, I skimp on clothes, Mirapo—** With all my heart."* it must have come from Manila Amsterdammer. j For both myself and wite, J Eskimp on food, and goodness knows = — = = Head the skimple lite. PRAYED FOR WHAT? THE NOBEL PRIZE TO HIM. Lrchange, THE DEAR THINGS. Offer a we The Hon. Jeff Davis, who telegraphs to] + You say you and your wife never Arkansas that when he addressed the sen- | quarrel 2" fon Wednesday his hearers came to) Never; you sce, when she fires up scoff, but stayed to pray,” fails to mention || always go. out.” Deluware Coty what they prayed for. —St, Louis Times. | Democrat. —— | — Although the man who doesn’t pay his) When nature neglects to make a fool of debts may be gone he isn't forgotten, | a man it gives some woman a chance nan an apology and the chances are she will offer an excuse for Hot accepting, it, —Eachange, Give the average youth plenty of cold sh and ie will have a hot time.— Lx, comicbooks.com