Judge — December 14, 1907 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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QOO00OOOOO000O00O8 ©0O9OOO0OOO0OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOODO Trane ware THE WORD “BLEND” ON A TOGETHER OF SEVERAL STRAIGHT WHISKIES, AND HUNTER RYE EXEMPUFIES TO WHAT HIGH DEGREE OF QUALITY AND TONE A BLENDED RYE WHISKEY MAY BE BROUGHT IOQDQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO stall Aratctase cate and by Sobhere WA ANTS a SOT Balen, a IOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q fo] THE BOSTON MAID. She was a Boston maiden of uncertain age, and she was tellirig some girl friends an encounter with a harmless garter- snake, but in the narrative she had only used the word snake, * But what kind of a snake was it?” asked one of the inquisitive girls. “TL believe ur—it was—ur—what you might call a—ur—hose-supporter snake !” — Yonkers Statesman, ASTHMA fee azat Seoktaeerelle oe erm mumenst festhinge eres BLOOD POISON FOR MORE THAN TWENTY YEARS te have made the core of Bisod Foito § Permanently Cured. “COOK REMEDY Co. 4480 MASONIC TEMPLE, Chicago, Ilt., U. S.A. Sage THAT SPARTAN SPIRIT. Home they brought the warrior dead. Not a tear the lady shed. Worthy she to bear his name Simply asked, ** Who won the game?” Nashville American. CLEVERLY TURNED. She (indignantly)—" You had no busi- ness to kiss m He— But it wasn't business ; it was Pleasure."— Town Topics. Dr. Balls Cough Syrup ls the bet coagh remety for adelts and children. ft cures the cold that jangs on. asc. SUFFICIENT PROOF. ‘It seems to me, Mabel,” said the girl's mother, © that you've become very fond of Mr. Prettyman in a very short time.” “Why, mother !" exclaimed the blush- ing girl, * how can you say that 2” “«T overheard you telling him last night that he was * too hateful for anything.’ ” —Philadelphia Press. A tablespoonful of Abbott's Bitters in a glass of sweetened water after meals is a great aid to digestion. A GOOD REASON WHY. First man—'«1 hear that Smith sends everything he shoots to the hospital in- stead of the game dealer.” Second man—“How good of him. What does he gq in for mostly—ducks, quail or deer First man—“No; he only shoots game- keepers." — 7it-Bits. ‘The Sohmer Piand is so honestly made that continuous severe use will not impair its splen- did qualities of tone and action. MIXED. “What's all this talk about civil serv- ice?” asked his wife. Being a good husband, he tried to ex- plain, “Oh, pshaw !" she commented; “I thought it had something to do with the servant-girl question.” — Philadelphia Ledger, If you drink champagne because t's good, You're sure to drink the " Brotherhood.” Bar if you dein i for a blu Then imported is good enough. ‘The wine says the rest Brorwarnoon Cnamracya is made from grapes grown in the oldest vineyard in America, situated at Washingtonville, Orange County, N. ¥. OF COURSE. Little Margie— Do fish ever sleep ?" ‘Smatt Waldo—« ‘Course they do.” Little Margie —“Where do. they sleep ?” ‘Small Waldo—* Why, in the bed of the river, of course."— Chicago Record- Herald. By James Montgomery Flagg. Copyright, 1907, Judge Co. “GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT.” ‘The hard and fast law of nature, “ You can't eat your cake and have it too," is probably all that saves her. Photogravare in sepia, 153 eee Dolan.” 5" Prcrurz Derr, Juoce Co,, 22; Fourth Ave., New York While Rock ‘*The World’s Best Table Water ’”’ CORRECTED, ON THE BOULEVARDS. “At any rate, 1 am a by-product of| Haiter (presenting a plate before an your boasted civilization,” said the man|old man from the country)—" For the convicted of selling his vote. music, si ‘You mean bought product,"corrected | Old man (gathering the coins up off the court, and sent him up for three|the plate)—" Thank you; the music was years.—Philadelphia Ledger. | pretty bad."—Lustige Blatter. The Twenty-Seventh Christmas Judge on all news- stands Price, Twenty-five Cents Judge Company, 225 Fourth Ave., New York comicbooks.com