Judge, 1907-12-07 · page 5 of 48
Judge — December 7, 1907 — page 5: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising** rather than satirical content. The main articles and ads include: - **Evans' Ale** advertisement emphasizing "The Real Christmas Spirit" and "Good Health" - **Packer's Tar Soap** ad addressing "Premature Baldness" - **Williams' Shaving Soap** claiming superiority over competitors - **Diamonds on Credit** holiday gift promotion - A poem titled "Giuseppe to His Dog" using Italian dialect humor, common in early 20th-century American magazines The only identifiable satirical element is the **dialect poem**, which reflects period attitudes toward Italian immigrants through phonetic speech patterns—a form of ethnic humor typical of that era. Most of the page serves commercial purposes, with vintage advertisements for grooming and holiday gift products typical of Judge's revenue model.
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The Real Christmas Spirit | and all she, god cheer that goes EVANS’ ALE smile in every bottle and Good Health in every glass ~The prouder a man is of his citizenship the more he dodges jury duty.—Ex. There is Beauty in a Litholin Collar mtort and economy. Being water. Proofed linen they look likelinen—-and hen sotted, a damp, cloth will wipe them asclean and white as when new. ‘Litholin Collars and Cuffs make An Ideal Christmas Gift Collars 25c. Cuffs 50c. For traveling and daily use they add comfort. Bo not crack; wilt, nor fr Williams “The only kind that won't smart or dry on the face” uae GIUSEPPE TO HIS DOG. ! jompa down from dere, You lazy dog! Com’, see, Dees jontleman’ would have dat chair For seet an’ talk weeth me. Eh? w'at! you gona growl an’ bite ? Aha! I show you den— Don't go, signore. Wal, alla right ; I hope you com’ agen. Ha, Carlo! w’at you theenka dat ? You drive da man away, You lazy, ogly lumpa fat You good-for-nothee Seence time w’en I was kind to you An’ peeck you from da street, Ees not wan leetla theeng you do For earn da food you eat. Eef you would even chase da rat You might be worth to keep; But, no, you are so dumb, so fat, You jus’ can eat an’ sleep. How dare you do sooch ogly treeck An’ growla so like dat? Jus’ wait onteell I gat my steeck— Now, see w’at you weell gat! Eh? Don’ta roll your eyes at me ; Keep steell your taila, too. No leecka my handa! Don't you see Dat | am cross weeth you ? Ha! Stop! You theenk dees mak’ me feel You love me like you should ? Not mooch ! Jus’ keep dat taila steell An’ I weell beat you good. You theenk baycause | gat so few Da trands dat lova me, Lam afraid for whippin’ you ? Jus’ close your eyes an’ see ! Aha! so now you run away, Dh! wal, dees steeck weell keep ; | gona beat you gi ed som’ day— day ‘A. Daly in Catholic Standard, If you drink champagne because it’s good, y fotlver hood.” SIAGNa is made from grapes « America, situated at NY. Soap Privare BRANCH EXCHANGE Shaving Premature Baldness is often prevented and a healthy growth of hair stimulated by proper systematic shampooing with Packer's Tar Soap Itimparts a tonic cleanliness to those, scalp structures which maintain the life and health of the hair, and thus controls and prevents dandruff. The Packer Mfg. Co., Sulte 87N, 81 Fulton Street, New York. ‘Our booklet, “THE VALUE OF SYSTEMATIC SHAMPOOING,” lls How and Why. Sent Fi request. Sere Diamondsé Credit For Christmas Presents « san give a” loved one yurcholre of the fi 5 gave, ft enables you to roake Ueautfal and vale slenont ae: satay 2 yot much ready money % A email jens payment, and ert waichey aod other aren oh 5 y prea c 0. jon it you ike “one-ntt Chleagat, | io sequal momialy ier es Xmas ESTABLISHED 1051 INCORPORATED 101 CTROTYPING so saates PHOTQO- ENGRAVING | 441-447 PEARL STREET NEw YORK Any soap will make a lather, but no other soap makes that peculiar, creamlike, soothing, refreshing lather that for nearly three-quarters of a century has distinguished Williams’ Shaving Soap. May be had in the form of Shaving Sticks or Shaving Tablets. @ 3:30 P.M. Leave NewYork; 8:30 Next Morning Reach Chicago—NEW YORK CENTRAL LINES. comicbooks.com