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Judge — December 7, 1907 — page 44: Judge, 1907-12-07

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This is primarily an **advertising page** from Judge magazine, featuring multiple classified and display ads rather than satirical cartoons. The **single joke** on the page ("A Break") plays on dark humor: A wedding guest remarks the bride looks "natural," which the other guest finds odd until learning the first speaker is an undertaker—implying he's accustomed to making corpses look lifelike. The humor relies on morbid irony common to early 20th-century joke collections. The rest consists of commercial advertisements: whiskey (Trimble, John Jameson), cigars (Cook's Champagne, Shivers' Panatelas), art instruction (Grant Hamilton Studios), hotels (Atlantic City's Hotel Rudolf), medical treatments ("Blood Poison" cure, Keeley Institute for substance abuse), and business services. The ads reveal period concerns: patent medicines, mail-order education, and cigar quality. No political satire is present—this is a revenue-generating page of classifieds rather than editorial content.

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\y HENRY LINDENMEVR & SONS PAPER WAREHOUSE x Branch W BLADDER. Relieves all Dischai BLOOD POISON FOR MORE THAN TWENTY YEARS we have made the care of Blood Poison a COOK REMEDY co. 1480 MASONIC TEMPLE, Chicago, IIL, U.S.A. A BREAK. * What aqueer remark that man made about the bride,” said the first wedding guest. “ What was it 2” asked the other. “He said: ‘How natural she looks; don't you think so ? « Force of habit. He's an undertaker.” —Catholie Standard, ACCORDING TO ORDERS, ++ How do you do !" exclaimed the letter- carrier as he greeted th “1 do as Tam bt auctioneer, with a tien “Much ‘the same here,” rejoined the lc, *1doas 1am directed."—Chit The less a man knows about a thing the more his wife can pretend to people she thinks he does.—New York Press There are fiftecn thousand active accounts on my books ‘That is, there are fifteen thousand. men tinuing to buy cigars from me gg after they have given my cigars a fair trial, This is about the best evi dence that I can offer that my cigars mate go There are almost as many reasons why they do, I will | name three or four here. First, economy. My custo- mers get their cigars at strictly wholesale prices. Ne know what they are getting. Every cigar is as I describe it. Another, The cleanest cigar factory in A Still mors Cc ht tobacco, rica. stra ging, docturing or flavoring. Next. All strictly hand made cigars. No machine in | the world will make a cigar that will smoke as well as one made by the trained human hand. Another. Fair treatment. I never ask a man to boy my cigars until be has given them a fair trial at my expense, I manufacture every cigar that I sell, and my factory is not a little basement affair on a side street either, but a full size five story city Luilding liter- ally within the business heart of Philadelphia, and I find it | 4 none too large for my ever increasing output. MY OFFER 1S: I will, upon request, send one hundred Shivers’ Panatelas on approval, to a reader of JUDGE express prepaid. He may smoke ten cigars and return the remaining ninety at my expense, and no charge for the ten smoked, If he Is not pleased with them; If he is pleased and keeps | them, he agrees to remit the price, $5.00, within ten days. In ordering please inclose business card or | give personal references, and state which you prefer—light, medium or dark cigars. My Panatela cigar is hand made, of clear, clean, straight, long Havana filler with a genu- ine Sumatra wrapper. It is the retailer's 10c cigar. I make other cigars than the Panatela. you prefer some other size or shape, or cigars with Havana wrappers, permit me to mail you my catalogue, and explain more fully my methods of supplying smokers with genuine cigars at wholesale prices. HERBERT D. SHIVERS 919 Filbert Street Philadelphia, Pa, Ask for Trimble Whiskey High Ball. The best of all. Green Label. AT ALL FIRST-CLASS DEALERS ESTABLISHED. 1793 GRANT HAMILTON STUDIOS 712 Flatiron Building, New York WANTED—Young men who wish a good practical Art Education, no frills or foolishness. An education that makes your drawings of commercial value. A full year's course by correspondence at a moderate cost. I teach Comic Drawing, Illustration, Cartooning, Caricaturing, etc.; in fact, all branches of "Commercial Art" in which one can have CASH RETURNS when pro- ficient. “Write me. Grant E. Hamilton, Flatiron Building, New York City. ATLANTIC CITY, N. J. roan Resere "ees Largest and Most Mod- em Hotel on the Coast HOTEL RUDOLF ncn OPEN ALL THE YEAR Trsort. Capacity 1902, American and Paropean Pian. Rooms Jen Oxerioaks the Ocean ‘The Finest halt Water rorite Location. All-year Seaside ‘nnd Cold Preah Th lar Pastime. Verandas of this Hotel Directly, Water. Di eg 1 Is the Reproduction of the Celebrated ” Harvey's” Cuisize. JOEL HILLMAN, Proprietor, Atlantic City, N. J. Also Proprietor " Harvey's” Famous Restaurant, Washington, D. C. When tn Washington Don't Fall To Try “ HARVEY'S" Famous fen Food and Uame spectaltion SPECIAL HATES FOR AUTUMN AND WINTER SEASON. For Liquor and Drug Using A scientific remedy which has been skilfully and successfully administered by medical specialists for the ‘past 28 years. At the following Keeley Institutes: ‘ : mu comicbooks.com