Judge — November 23, 1907 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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*: When you was little was you spanked like I am to make you good, papa ? “I was, my son—and spanked hard, too.” “Then you can’t fool me no more, ‘cause if it didn't make you good it won't make me good."—San Francisco Call, TABLEAUX TIME. “ Do you know that Mr. Softmann I was just speaking to ?” asked the lady at the kkk j tea to the one standing next to her. j “Oh, ves.” if “suppose he says those sweet things to all the women he meets : WwW H I Ss K E Y No; he never says them to me.” a ee “Indeed! And you know him ? NOTICE to be “Chartrewse” has been recently put on ls which are practically facsimile copies of labels which had been used for, many years by the (Péres Chartresx) on the famous liqueurs made by them in France before their expulsion from that <ountry. se of the aforesaid labels ts calcu- belief thatthe aforesaid decoo- it formulas, The publc is therelore advice that the Moats, slace leaving Francty have located at Tarragona, in, where their old-time famous is now manufactured. Althoug! ‘ait holding title to their ancient labels and trademarks, tbe preseat manulacture is being shipped under the Label Liqueur Oh, yes; I'm his wife !"— Yonkers Statesman. You are offering THE FORLORN HOPE. the best when you First army officer —“ What do you think ofthis horseback test ?" serve Jameson’s Second ditto—1 am only hoping the next step will not be to require us to show Sole Agents our agility in a pony ballet."—Baltimore W. A. TAYLOR & CO. American, New York = eae) THE SPITEFUL FEMININE. He— Miss Dainte looked like a pic- caine ToGaheias: ture at the ball the other night.” isthe z . “Is this town dry ? She—s Ves ; | understood she was un-) «Dey! Well, it’s that dry that in the uapally well painted." Sch enge: campaign they wouldn't have one temper- ance speaker hecause he had a liquid voice with spirit in its tones."— Exchange, ‘The U. S. Circuit Court has held that every bottle of the SO-CALLED CHARTREUSE now offered for sale in this country must bear a bd ae stat ing that “IT IS NOT MADE BY THE CAR’ MUSIAN MO! BATJER & COMPANY, Sole Agents for the United States, its Island Possessions and Cuba, INEXPERIENCED. “I cannot understand why a man’s wife is called his + better half.” “You would if you had to divide your salary with one."—Jlustrated Bits. ACCOUNTED FOR. The lecturer—* Did you see that fellow | walk out in the middle of my lecture ?” Committeeman — yes ; he walks | in his sleep, you know."— Zhe Lyceumite and Talent. bu mi tribu bo Ameri cr a D> Greatest Champagne QUITE A RELIEF. a tomobile, peace and quiet reign in their home.” Fy “Naturally; because they are never at home nowadays ° | —Fiegende Blatter. EXTRA DRY By Arthur E, Jameson. the exact Are, Proot and Quan- Uty of whiskey within the Wotte, parity maellowness and aver only trom perfect lat iin and perfect agelng. Ask for itt = = | y Ask for ROMEIKE’S % * j Trimble Whiskey getty ens on voc os ou High Ball. takes Seed Here rovers W.060h SAN Y The best-of all: Copyright, 1907, by Judge Co: AN OLD MAN'S DARLING. rimbje | Posorarare bs wl, 152 98 | Whiskey F ralogue | Green Label. esTawuisneo eaecngr pe horrpemgaags AT ALL FIRST-CLASS OFALER 1793 Juvar Co. 223 Fourth Avenue, New York City, comicbooks.com