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This page is primarily **advertisements and humorous anecdotes** rather than political cartoons. The two illustrated panels at left show "Hunter Baltimore Rye Whiskey" ads featuring a man on horseback jumping over a barrel. The humor pieces are genteel, turn-of-the-century jokes: - **"A Conscientious Workman"**: Irish immigrant ("spalpeens, youse") Tim sinks in water but prioritizes not losing his work bricks—satire on working-class earnestness. - **"In the Style"**: A mermaid refuses to leave a rock waiting for a "marcel wave" (fashionable hair treatment)—mocking women's vanity. - **"Slot-Machines"**: A husband feeds coins into phone, gas meter, and janitor like machines—satirizing urban life's nickel-and-diming. - Various one-liners about romance and marriage. The page reflects Judge's focus on domestic humor, class stereotypes (Irish accents), and consumer culture, alongside period product advertisements (pianos, blood poison cure, champagne).

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HUNTER BALTIMORE OF MARYLAND’: STRAIGHT RYE WHIS. KIES. THE AMERICAN 3) WHISKEY. at ail nratetans cate AD PAN Alan & SOM, Imending purchasers of a STRICTLY FIRST: | LASS. or Piano and Sell-Player combined, | should not fail to examine the merits Of the world re ‘SOHMER PIANOS wh others. logue mailed on application. SOHMER & COMPANY, NEw YORK. | vir Brown’ now.” Jarerooms: Cor. Sth Ave. 224 St. HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS Relieves all es in: 24 HOURS acy ncaa (any) Counterferis. ‘Raid by al dregeiata, and the “SOHMER -CECILIAN™ Inside Players, lich surpass all BLOOD POISON FOR MORE THAN TWENTY YEARS we have made the care of Blood Polson a COOK REMEDY CO. 1680 MASONIC TEMPLE, . Chicago, IIL, U. S. A. | A CONSCIENTIOUS WORKMAN. | Strong-Arm Tim is employed in carry- ing bricks on toa barge. His strength is so great that his boss keeps increasing {his loads until finally the gang - plank | breaks and lands Tim and his bricks in the water. Tim rapidly sinks, but pres- ently comes to the surface and shouts out, * Throw me a rope there, you spal- peens, youse !" While his companions are searching frantically for a rope Tim comes to the surface a second time and bellows out, “Here, there, youse loafers, if ye don't throw me a rope I'll be alter droppin’ jsome of these here bricks !"—7he Circle. Dr. Ball's Cough Syrup Is the best for colds, sore throat, and grippe. Physicians can prescribe nothing better. asc. IN THE STYLE. The lovely mermaid sat on a rock combing her long golden hair. Her sis- ters floated in the water about her. “Come with us! they sang. ‘+ You have been sticking on that rock for the last hour. None of the mermen will be along, for they have all gone clown to the harbor bar to get a drink. What are you waiting for?” The knowing mermaid cast a fond glance upon ber flowing tresses. “Iam waiting,” she answered, “for a marcel | wave to come along."— Baltimore Amer- ican, Add a little Abbott's Bitters to a glass of wine and you'll be surprised what a delightful tonic it makes ‘SLOT-MACHINES. Mrs, Flatt—« Did you drop a nickel in the telephone this morning, dear?” Mr. Flatt— Yes.” Mrs. Flatt— And did you put a quar- ter in the gas-meter 2” Mr. Flatt— Sure! And I slipped a dollar in the janitor’s pocket, so perhaps we'll get some steam heat to-day Yonkers Statesman. If any persons still doubt the superiority of the Sohmer Piano let them try for themselves and be convinced, not only that the Somer is the best, but that it will continue to be the best. “ EVERY-DAY” NO LONGER, Pearl — “Whatever became of that young man you used to like so much ? The one you called «plain, every-day Mr. Brown ? Ruby —" Oh, he is plain, every-night “Indeed! How is that ?* « Why, we are engaged."—CAi- Peart. Ruby You're sure to drink the ** Brotherhood.” Bat if you drink it for a bluff, ‘Then imported is good enough. The wine says the rest. iexNOOD CHAMPAGNE is made from grapes the oldest vineyard in America, situated at shingtonville, Orange County, N. Y. THE EASIEST TEST. | “He's no good at an argument, is he? Not at all convincing.” “Well, | should say not. Why, that man couldn't convince a woman that she | was pretty !"—Cleveland Leader, ALMOST A LIE. It happened in an Eau Claire boarding- house. | ** Good-bordi a bad cold. “What !” cried the other boarders in surprise and also in unison, as they de- sisted from their burned oatmeal. | Clearing his throat and blowing his nose vigorously, the boarder with the bad cold explained, somewhat wearily, that he had merely attempted to pass the time of said the boarder with day. Whereupon the other boarders apolo- gized, saying, |" We thought you said ‘good board- ling." —Eaw Claire Leader. ~| Baltimore American, Club Cocktails th ad to exact pro: mixed by guesswork exper nding of fine ged in wood. correc measured A CLUB CO drink in the wor ¢ most delicious mellow, f zer for Thanksgiving Dinner SEVEN Martini, are hase. Hartford New York London HIS SOUL’S REVELATION. “Do you know,” said a Sunday-school teacher, addressing a new pupil in the In what way 2?” infant class, «that you have a soul ?” idn't you see where there was a] “Course I do,” replied the little fellow, flurry of snow from the cloud-banks ?"—| placing his hand over his heart. «1 can hear it tick."—Eau Claire Leader. SYMPATHETIC NATURE. “Even the weather has shared in the recent panic.” F YOU are thinking about Building a House an in- vestment of $1.00 now will save you hundreds of dollars in building a house, by get- ting the latest and most prac- tical ideas of the noted and capable architect, Mr. George Palliser. We therefore de- sire to call your special at- tention to our new book just issued and containing over ONE HUNDRED UP-TO-DATE HOUSE PLANS THE TITLE OF THIS BOOK IS GEORGE PALLISER’S MODERN BUILDINGS JUDGE COMPANY, 225 Fourth Avenue, New York Remit by money order or check—doa’t send currency. comicbooks.com