Judge — November 2, 1907 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Morner- the tears come from. OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES. Our Marle cries all day long; | confess | cannot tell where all Hans—"* She hasn't water on the brain, has she ?" —Fliegende Blatter JUST TO FORGET. James Wilson, the secretary of agri- culture, .was discussing in Washington the aid which his department gives the Ainerican farmer. Secretary Wilson pointed out the ben- efit that had been derived from the intro- duction of darum wheat, of the wheat- testing machine, and of the method of ex- tracting potash from granite. “In fact,” said Mr. Wilson smiling, “| believe that eventually our finest prod- ucts will be cheap enough to be within the reach of all. Then the story of the’ boy and the hot-house grapes will be as dead and antiquated as the theatre-hat scories of the past. “This boy—he was a bootblack—en- tered a grocer’s one day, and, pointing to some superb grapes, said, “+ Wot's the price o’ them there, mis- ter? “*One dollar a pound, my lad,’ the k replied. A look of anguish passed over the Loy's face, and he said hastily, «Then give us a cent's worth o' car- rots, I'm dead gone on fruit.’ "ew lork Times. ¢ IT WOULDN'T Go. Widow (sobbing)—" We will have to | treak off our intended marriage.” Suitor (dismayed)—** What on earth is the matter 2” Widow —**1 told my daughter this morning I was going to get married again, and she objected.” Suitor. What did she say ?” Widow —" She said the idea made her tired — so tired that she could not and would not go a step-father."— Baltimore American, SOME CONSOLATION. Perhaps the time will come when Pres- ident Roosevelt will be sorry he did not allow the jokers to distribute the Teddy bears among the canebrakes. A bear's a bear, for a’ that.—Baltimore Ameri- can, ENOUGH TO MADDEN ANY ONE. Why are you always quarreling with your wile ?” asked some one of him. “She is always arguing with me.” “But you need not get angry. Just explain to her in a calm, gentle tone of, voice wherein she is wrong.” “But she is never wrong.”"—Houston Post. HEALTHY HAIR is the feomic of soe matioret peeks Packer's Tar Soap Pure as the Pines Not only cleanses the scalp, but imparts leas and vitality of the hai. Its wicca lean, healthy scalp, and lustrous hair. For a third of a century * Packer's" has been recognized as the ideal soap for shampooing. ‘The Packer Mig. Co., New York City. uage KANSAS EDITOR'S VALEDICTORY. We don't know who will succeed us, but we sincerely hope that he will receive the support due him, but we fear that he will not, for there are more tight wads, big jacks and two-faced hypocrites in this town than any place we ever knew. And since we know the situation better, we are less surprised that the long tongues do so much talking, for there is so dev- ilish much for them to talk about.—Hia- watha Democrat. GOOD TREATMENT. “Let me kiss those tears away ?” he begged tenderly. She fell for it, and he was busy for the next fifteen minutes. And yet the tears flowed on. «Can noth- ing stop them?” he asked, breathlessly sad. “Nope,” she murmured, ‘It's hay fever, you know, Bud go od with the treatment."— Cleveland Leader. THE MOTTO FOR HIM, “Is there not," asked the prison vis- itor, “some line or two from the Bible that would be helpful to you? Some- thing that would serve as a shibboleth, a motto "—— « Yes,” interrupted the convict eagerly ; “there is one motto I'd like to take if I could only live up to it.” “And what is that?” “We are here to-day and gone to- morrow.’ "— Catholic Standard. HAD A LIVING REMINDER. «About the greatest man that ever lived in this community was Dug Skin- ner—broad-minded, big-hearted and bril- liant—and yet he died with all his talents and goodness unsuspected.” + How did you come to find out about it?” “I married his widow.” — Houston Post. EQUALITY. Geraldine—“ 1 want you to understand before I marry you that I believe in the equality of the sexes." Gerald—* All right; 1 was intending to give the minister two guineas, so you'd better hand over one."—J//ustrated Bits, TAKE THEM OUT, OR FEED THEM FOOD THEY CAN STUDY ON. When a student begins to break down from lack of the right kind of food, there are only two things to do—either take him out of school, or feed him properly on food that will rebuild the brain and nerve cells. That food is Grape-Nuts. A boy writes from Jamestown, N. Y., saying, “A short time ago I got into a bad condition from overstudy, but mother, having heard about Grape-Nuts food, be- gan to feed meon it. It satisfied my hun- ger better than any other food, and the results were marvelous. I got fleshy like a good fellow. My usual morning head- aches disappeared, and I found I could study for a long period without feeling the effects of it. « My face was pale and thin, but is now round and has considerable color. After I had been using Grape-Nuts for about two months I felt like a new boy alto- gether, I have gained greatly in strength as well as flesh, and it is a pleasure to study, now that I am not bothered with my head. I passed all of my examinations with a reasonably good percentage—extra good in some of them—and it is Grape- Nuts that has saved me from a year’s de- lay in entering college. “Father and mother have both been improved by the use of Grape-Nuts. Mother was troubled with sleepless nights, and got very thin and looked careworn. She has gained her normal strength and looks, and sleeps well nights.” « There's a Reason.” Read “The Road to Well- ville,” in packages. [ot since ale was firtt brewed, centuries has it attained the be shown to-day in every botile of Evans e find the crowai lierenent of ceay ol progress in brewing bottling—the culmination of ale goodness. 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