Judge — October 26, 1907 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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Son. JOHN JAMESON WW] WHISKEY You are offering the best when you serve Jameson’s Sole Agents W. A. TAYLOR & CO. New York Throw away your soiled cards. Your friends won't enjoy playing with them. But they will enjoy a new, clean pack of Bicycle Playing Cards Smooth, springy—full of snap. It ts a pleasure to handle them. YSIS BI ZY COLE About the time a dressmaker’s bill has set aman back a hundred dollars or more it is easy to convince him that beauty un- adorned is adorned the most.—£x. CHAMPAGNE Ip what I wont” lone better” et any price. SLOWING DOWN. Extracts from Miss Evergreen’s diary : “This is my eighth birthday. A new brother came. His name will be Fritz. (Ten years later.) “Fritz is twenty years old to-day, just a year younger than 1. People always take us for twins. (Twenty years later.) ‘Fritz will be thirty years old to-morrow, his wedding day. How the time does fly! Of course he is eight years my senior, and used to carry me about when I was a baby ; still, it seems strange to think of the boy get- ting married."—Fliegende Blatter. ANOTHER REASON. Put not your trust in princes, "Tis unwise in many cases ; And it isn’t safe to trust in kings— Your opponent may hold aces. —Chicago News. PUTTING IT MILDLY. Edwin, aged three, who fondled his small cat overmuch and unwisely, ap- peared before his mother one day, his little face guiltily pained and a scratch upon his hand. + What happened 2" she asked. “I bent the kitty a little,” he said briefly.— Youth's Companion. PERFECTLY OBLIVIOUS, Doris —“What is the time, please, grandpa?” The professor (absent - mindedly) — “I'm afraid I can't tell you, my dear. ] My watch has been saying twelve-fifteen for some time, but, unfortunately, I don’t know when it stopped."—Punch. SURELY ANOTHER MOTIVE, “ Goldheimer must be dreadfully rich.” “ What makes you think so 2” “1 saw his daughter, who they say is engaged to a nobleman." —UL&. ‘URED by a secret process “LUCKY STRIKE™ has a fragrance ‘and charm all its own. LUCKY STRIKE Siloed Plug Pipe Tobacco thas the largest sale in the world. It smokes ‘cool to the ead without waste, and does not Low out of the bowl. For over féty years the name “PATTERSON ™ a tobacco thas been a guaranice of high quality. Pocket Size, Tin Box, 10¢, FROM a list of fifteen weeklies considered, JuoGe has just been se- lected as one of three me- diums to be used during the coming year by one of A cold dining room spoils t! the coffee is ready, the room is warm. Imy heat for 9 hours with one filling, write to nearest agency | While the Fire is A hot breakfast in a cory warm room stars one right for the day. e enjoyment of the meal. ‘The dining room or any room in the house can be heated ina few minutes with a PERFECTION Oil Heater (Equipped with Smokeless Device) For instance, you could light it in your bed-room to dress by, then carry it to the dining room, and by the time offee ible to turn it too high or too low—never smokes or smells—gives intense If not at your dealer's household pur- The he best lamp ayo Lamp (rsifround * , pores. Gi lear, stead; light. Made of brass throughout and nickel” plated, Equipped with the latest improved central draft. burner. Handsome—simple—satisfactory. Every lamp guaranteed. write to our nearest agency. STANDARD OIL COMPANY (Incorporated) If you cannot get heater and lamp at your dealer's, C JUDGE'S 27th CHRISTMAS NUMBER DATED DECEMBER 7 lavish style of the printer's art. Pitzer, Bangs, Sheldon, Zim, Flohri, West- our largest National adver- tisers, the. only humorous weekly to be used and the fifth renewal of this order. cott, Kuhn, Taylor, Daggy, and a full hundred of the first craftsmen of good humor will be represented. « « « IHRISTMAS, old yet ever new, will soon be with us again. It comes easy for JUDGE to note the fact at this time because his twenty-seventh Christmas Number is just now go- ing to press, @ Too early yet to talk ‘much about it. The air must get a tingle of frost, the winter pippins blush in their ripe-red coats, and the cheeks of the girls grow rosy with their first sleigh-ride before you will appreciate the telling of the rare fun in picture and story we have collected for the holiday season. This much by way of preliminary will not be out of place : A big budget of the best Christmas jollity JUDGE has ever assem- bled in one issue. Done on fine litho-coated paper, half of the entire number in five colors by lithograph and process work, special cover design by James Montgomery Flagg, and the whole produced in the most Many new hands have joined with the old favorites of the JUDGE: staff in the making of this number. The story features will be especially strong. No previous Christmas JUDGE has had such a variety of entertaining reading. No member of the family has been skipped. The Teddy Bears and many other amusing things for the children will be there. Nervy Nat will pass by at his usual swift gait. Gillilan, Lampton, Nesbit, ) Cents JUDGE COMPANY, 225 FOURTH AVENUE, NEW YORK «« @ @« « comicbooks.com