Judge — October 19, 1907 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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GENTLEMEN ie 3s een MATEAR THE IMPROVED. BOSTON GARTER THE RECOGNIZED STANDARD) war ery nil CUSHION BUTTON CLASP FUT TO THE LEG—REVER ‘SLPS, TEARS ROR UNFASTERS: pair, SIL. Cotton 35, i don receipt of price. Boston, Mass.,U.8.A. ‘ALWAYS EASY. NO CHANGE, Knicker—The women are going to have a new figure.” Bocker—" But the bill will run_ into four or five as usual."—New York Sun. Collars ana Cuffs GS BARKER BRANDS, ~ A MADE OF LINEN A. 4a ISeFSR25 <0 ued ALL THE SAME. Clerk—"You can’t get a room here for that man ; he’s drunk.” Man (supporting a weary friend)— “That's all right. What of that ?” Clerk— This is a temperance hotel.” Man— Well, he’s too drunk to know the difference."—Army and Navy Life. A PREJUDICED REPLY. " Our society has just taken up a very interesting disctssion,” said the psycholo- gist. “I want to ask your opinion on the question, which is this, «Can a man die twice?" “Not exactly,” answered the New Yorker, *« but he might move from Brook- lyn to Philadelphia." Washington Star. ‘TOO LONG TO KEEP. Orderly officer—* Any complaints ?” Raw recruit— Yes, sir; can’t stand this ‘ere Irish stew. Orderly officer— Not stand Irish stew! Ridiculous! Lord Wolseley made many a hearty meal of it in the Crimea.” Raw recruit—| dessay, sir; but the meat would be fresh and good then. _It's a long time since the Crimean job. You can't expect the meat to keep all them years."— Tit-Bits. CONTORTIONAL. During the progress of a husking-bee in southern Maryland two of the young people were missed by the other partici- pants, “ Lwonder where Nellie and Jim are?” somebody exclaimed. A small boy in faded blue overalls edged his way forward, and, pointing toward the vague darkness beyond the barn door, said, They're out there kissin’ themselves.”* Exchange. It’s almost as easy to worry as it is to tell others not to,—Chicago News. 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