Judge, 1907-08-10 · page 14 of 16
Judge — August 10, 1907 — page 14: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This is primarily an **advertising page** from Judge magazine, not a political cartoon. The page contains multiple paid advertisements and brief satirical "points" (short jokes/observations). The notable content includes: **"It Is Worth the Price"** — an ad for Krementz Collar Buttons, arguing their gold plating justifies higher cost than competitors. **"Points"** — scattered one-liners mocking human nature: friendship improves with age like wine; pessimists tire of the world faster than the world tires of them; women laugh at stupid jokes if they're pretty. **Grant Hamilton Studios** — an ad offering commercial art education with "cash returns," suggesting students could earn money while learning cartooning and illustration. **Grant Hamilton Studios illustration** — shows a woman greeting a man, followed by disappointing dialogue ("Goodness! ain't it hot?"), satirizing romantic disappointment. The page reflects early 1900s concerns: commercialism, dating customs, and the emerging field of commercial art. Most content is mercenary rather than satirical—Judge was selling ad space to various businesses rather than delivering pointed social commentary.
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Wears [| it; . first and pray| Jonger than any other button made. ‘The J], \Vhenaman’s for him alter- 8 y wife goes away belly quality is stamped on back and guaranteed. [}fo¢ &snonthy THE FBERLOD COMPANY ‘A reputation|f All first-class dealers keep them. ‘Story H/visit the chan. 7 Place, Bow York for wisdom may|f of Collar Button ’” gives all styles and sizes. ff]ces are that he be acquired by|f/ FREE for asking. enjoys it as applauding the| KREMENTZ & CO. much as she opinions of your| | 73 Chestnut St. Newark, N. J. | |does.— Chicago neighbors. News. POINTS. rari fast keine MONETARY. * Money is the root of all evil.” "Yes; and it grows best by the graft- GRANT HAMILTON STUDIOS \ MADE OF LINEN J ing process."— Baltimore American. 712 Flatiron Building, New York zts wes 15¢ For25¢ It is a mistake to call the desert “ she.” WANTED—Young men who wish a good practical Art % 5 "1 . 7 EVER NOTICE IT It is a place of repose and silence.— Ex Education, no frills of foolishness. An education that makes Wedh hoes is J . s ofttimes do things in a way your drawings of commercial value. A full year’s course by That leads men to desi . ; correspondence at a moderate cost. I teach Comic Drawing, Yet they come around each day ROM a list of fifteen Illustration, Cartooning, Caricaturing, etc.; in‘fact, all branches To stand and criticise us. weeklies considered, of "Commercial Art® in which one can have CASH RETURNS when pro- —Chicago News, JuoGe has just been se- ficient. Write me. Grant E. Hamilton, Flatiron Building, New York City. = lected as one of three me- = == = diums to be used during GOODNESS! NO, INDEED! FOR SALE the coming year by one of She met him with a winning smile “Wherever you find a man who is A housecleaning and reno- our largest National adver- That set his heart a-flutter ; busy,” says an exchange, “you will find vating plant known as the i He waited anxiously the while one whois happy.” Not if he has the itch, | 4 . ” posal ony harmorous | To hear the words she'd utter. “Chicago Fournal. Kenney Sweeping System. For he adored her fervently ; ———- The plant was installed by the the fourth renewal of this Without her, sad his lot. | MUCH PET TER! Vacuum Cleaner Co., of New Verk order. She spoke, and from her lovely lips |. A man with an empty head is better off City, about six months Came, “Goodness! ain't it hot?"—Zr. | than the man who loses his head. fot been, ased to exceed e:dozen — times. For particulars ad. “Cleaning Plint,” Postoffice box 898, Omaha, Nebraska. 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