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This page primarily features **satirical news items and advertisements** rather than a single cartoon. The notable content includes: **"Hair Cut Without Orders"**: A satirical brief mocking Korean authorities who flogged citizens of the Il Chin Hoi society for cutting hair without government permission—highlighting absurd governmental overreach. **"North Carolina Fire-Eater"**: A humorous anecdote about Andy McGee, a mail carrier who performs the circus-like stunt of eating live coals and molten lead, presented as local color/curiosity. **"His Toothpicks"**: A rural comedy sketch where Mr. Corson, a timber mill owner, sarcastically calls piled logs "toothpicks"—a jab at a neighbor's modest woodlot. The page also announces Judge's new policy of accepting **color advertisements on outside covers**, noting their geographic diversity of advertisers. The tone throughout is characteristic of Judge's style: mocking government foolishness, celebrating American eccentricity, and gentle mockery of rural life and human foibles.

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MORE THAN FIFTY YEARS a HUNTER WHISKEY LUTON THE, MARKET. AND DID ris Mudge HAIR CUT WITHOUT ORDERS. ” A native paper states that the magis- trate at An-Hyun has arrested a great number of people belonging to the Il Chin Hoi society, and having charged them with cutting their hair without any order from the government, had them severely flogged. The sympathizers of the society and its members have held crowded meetings and violent speeches have been made denouncing the.unwar- ranted action of the official.— Korean Daily News. nd Mra. Winslow" Mothers wi ly for their children. ing Syrup the best AS MOST DO. While Rock. “The Champagne of Waters” “T want to be an angel,” | He said ; “Oh, pray, don’t doubt it ; But I may add that I'll be glad To take my time about it.” —Philadelphia Press. NORTH CAROLINA FIRE-EATER. Andy McGee, who carries the mail from Magnetic to Bakersville, is a mon- strosity. He can eat live coals of fire with immunity, and with a spoon. If Cellarette, side-board, sleeping-car or ocean YOU doubt this just bring him a live coal steamer kit is incomplete without Abbott's Bit-|and a nickel and he will masticate the ters. Adds zest and flavor. Aids digestion. | coal and pocket the nickel. This is not all, for he told us for one dollar he would QUERULOUS. |pour a spoonful of molten lead “in his “If you would overcome worry,” ad- Mouth and let it cool and then take it out vises Dr. Austin Flint, “sing all the and give us a solid piece. What can time.” But wouldn't that simply shift the devil do with such a man ?—Bakers- ton Post. Intending purchasers of a STRICTLY FIRST. CLASS Plano, or Pano and Sell.Player combined, should not fail to examine the merits of the world. to the worry to our neighbors ?— Washing. ville Observer. FARM NOTE, It seems appropriate for a corn crop grow on the foot hills.—Philadelphia Bulletin, HIS TOOTHPICKS, Mr. Corson, owner of the sawm his eye on every stick of timber in the county, and the owner of every poor little clump and grove had his eye on Mr. Cor. son.and the rising prices of lumbe'. George Wales cut his thin squad of pines, trimmed the logs, and pile them in his front lot by the road. Then he waited for the time when he should acci- dentally be visible on the place and Mr. Corson should drive by. The encounter took place in di Mr. Corson rattled past in his wa asidelong look at the pile of logs, and called, “Say, George, don’t you know it ain't polite to throw your toothpicks round the front yard ?"— Youth's Com. panion, 3 had time, ‘on, took SOHMER PIANOS and the “SOHMER -CECILIAN™ Inside Players, which surpass all others. ‘Catalogue mailed on application. SOHMER & COMPANY, New York. Warerooms : Cor. Sth Ave. 224 St. Bold nail aret-ctane cafes and by jobbers. Whe EASTHAM SON; Baitietore, Sad Advertising in Colors JOLLOWING tthe custom of our es- teemed contemporaries, Jupce will occasionally accept an advertise- ment to be printed in three or more colors on the outside cover. If the interested advertiser will glance at the cover of August ( ———, / Lift hauls Uy Uh tomplevin i MLL wtdde andl fd, anil tnyfus a tonMidtnl VY of pith tole sth: Ab ti We teat ant tli linge, Uti We Cheuful _ 3d_ he will see the very convincing and ar- tistic announcement of the Louis M. Park Company, advertising the Hiawatha Natural Mineral Spring Water. The advertising pa- trons of Jupez, like its readers, are not con- fined to any State or nation, Our first col- ored page was from Massachusetts, the next from Ohio, the third from Switzerland, the fourth from New Jersey, the fifth from Wis- The outside covers of September Correspondence consin. and October are for sale. invited. November and December covers are sold. ci —<_*—— eee THE JUDGE COMPANY . . 225 Fourth Avenue, New York City, Copyright, Judge Co. 1907. UNREQUITED LOVE Photogelatine in sepia; 8x1. 25 cents. JUDGE COMPANY 225 Fourrn Ave. New UNREQUITED LOVE They say the Baby's clinging love Is likened best To heaven above. Of heaven's delights T have a doubt ; T'd say, off-hand, To cut it out. Yore sd ao 1 SEE a aa ae Ed comicbooks.com