Judge — August 3, 1907 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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| Well,” said she, «I bought a Noah's ark to-day as a birthday gift for the Greens’ little boy.” “What on earth were you thinking |of2" demanded her husband. “Don't you know they are vegetarians ? Of course ; but what of that “Why, that boy is morally certain to put some of those animals in his mouth, and even swallow them, perhaps !"— Catholic Standard. Entertains Everyone Everywhere STRUCK IT. Weather clerk» What shall we make the weather for to-morrow, chiel ?” Weather chief— Let me see! was it yesterday Weather clerk—" Very cool.” Weather chieJ—* And the day before ?” Weather clerk—" Rai purchasers of a STRICTLY Finst.| Weather chief— And the day before 0; of Piano and. Sell-Player combined, | that ?” fail to examine the mers of the worlds! Weather clerk— Sunshiny.” § 0 H MN E Weather chief—* On, well, say to-mor- NATURE STUDY. row will be changeable and’ let it go at that."— Yonkers Statesman. wef the “SOHMER - vers, . of the“ SOHMER grass grow ? ich SP logue mailed on application. Eddy—* The grass has blades an’ with SOHMER & COMPANY, NEw York. | these it cuts its way through the ground.” Warerooms: Cor, Sth Ave, 224 St. —Cleveland Plain Dealer. An Impartial Investigating Committee A prominent cigar manufacturer doubted the quality of the fillers in my cigars, because, he said, they could not be genuine Havana and sold at my price. Three gentlemen well known in the cigar world were recently requested to | examine my factory and books, and they reported over their sig- natures (which are attested by Notary Public) as follows : “We have made a careful inspection of the cigar factory and the tobaccos used by HERBERT D. SHIVERS, INC., and find that in the manufacture of Shivers’ Cigars nothing but absolutely clean, long Havana filler is used.” The report also says: ‘We find that the utmost care is exercised in every particular of their manufacture.” It would be improper to use the names of these gentlemen in an advertisement, but I shall be glad to send to anyone inter- ested a copy of their report in a personal letter. Another gentleman who carefully inspected my factory writes: ‘¢It has a right to stand in the heart of the. great Quaker city, for it is as clean as a Quaker kitchen.” Aword to the smoker of ten-cent cigars. If they are good ten-cent cigars over the counter, the dealer must get $8.00 per hundred for them by the box. I will deliver at your home or office, tzpres prepaid, at $5.00 per hundred, as good a cigar as the dealer sells for $8.00 per hundred. I simply save you all of his expenses and profits. More- over. I will give you a finer cigar for $5.00 per hundred than he gives you for $8.00 unless he specially favors you. Pure Food Laws for Cigars Nothing would please me better than a Pure Food Law applied to the labeling of cigars, compelling manufacturers to state on their packages exacily of what tobaccos their cigars are made. The cut shows the exact size and shape of my Puritano. It is made of long, clean, clear Havana filler, and carefully selected Sumatra wrapper. ‘These cigars are hand made by the best class of cigar makers. The to- bacco is cased (moistened) with clean cold water. All clippings and sweep- ings are barrelled—and sold, and probably used by other cigar manufacturers. Lallow no doctoring of my tobaccos ; the flavor is just what Nature provides. There is no chemical irritation in my goods. My sales indicate that the demand for pure cigars, minus the dealers’ charges, is rapidly growing. My Panatela trade is perhaps the largest in America, but many smokers do not wish Panatelas. My Puritano is of equal quality and is for that larger class of smokers who prefer a “shaped” cigar. MY OFFER IS: 1 will, upon request, send one hundred ‘— Shivers’ Puritanos on approval, express prepaid, to a reader of Judge. may smoke ten cigars and return the remaining ninety at my expense, and Qo charge for the ten smoked, if he Is not pleased with them; if he is pleased and keeps them, he agrees to remit the price, $5.00, within ten days. In ordering use business letterhead, inclose business card or give references. Conspicuuusly displayed in my office is a card which says: “Visitors are invited to go through the factory,” and it means just what it says. We are only too glad to have customers and prospective customers see the cigars made. HERBERT D. SHIVERS Easy lo get Easy to serve What makes the| SwIveRs’ PURITANO XACT Size AND SHAPE, 919 Filbert St., Philadelphia, Pa. On the face of it the “GILLETTE” Blade looks good — and feels good on the face, too. LOOKS GOOD because it is the only new idea in razor blades in over 400 years, 1s theoretically and mechanically perfect, being made, sharpened, honed, and stropped by _never-varying, automatic machinery, FEELS GOOD because it is fect in @ practical way that makes shaving a delight to the novice or the experi- enced in self-shaving. No pull- _ Ping, no scratching, no cuts even with’ the'most hard and wiry beard, WITH THE “GILLETTE” you can shave under cleanly, hygienic conditions at home or abroad, ‘and have a close or a light shave by a slight turn of the handle, adjusting the blade which is always tn position, "When Gillette Blades become dull throw away — 10 Brand New Double-Edged “GILLETTE” Blades, 50 cents No blades exchanged or resharpened. ‘The price of the * GILLETTE " set is $5.00! everywhere. ‘ Sold by the leading Jewelry, Drug, Cutlery, Std Hiedeers Dales et COT Ask for the “GILLETTE " and ovr booklet. Refuse all substitutes and write us to-day fur our special JOday free tral offer. Gillette Sales Company 263 Times Building New York City Gillette Safety ND srRoPriNG. no nonin. FRA WANTS A SURPRISE. 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