Judge — July 27, 1907 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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a JOHNJAMESON kkk WHISKEY, First in popu- larity because first in quality "Sole Agents W. A. TAYLOR & CO. New York cle of » STRICTLY FiRST.| ee . RST- ‘and Self-Player combined, Should ng ot fal the merits of the world: ‘SOHRMER PIANOS and the “SOHMER - CECILIAN" Inside Players, which sarpas Catalogue tailed on application. SOHMER & COMPANY, New Yorn. THAT'S ALL. “What did father say when you told him of our engagement ?” asked the dear girl. > Well—er—really, dear,” began young Poorman, “Oh, you can leave out the swear- words.” “ Then, there's nothing to tell you." — Philadelphia Press. Take a day off occasionally and let the rest of the crowd do the worrying.—CAi-| cago News. uae GENUINE ENGLISH HUMOR. An American on a visit to London took “bus to the city every morning, where he had business to do with an Anglo-Ameri- an firm. He always sat behind the driver. On the first journey he noticed | that on arriving at a certain corner the driver took out his big silver watch, dan- gled it to and fro a few times, and winked jovially at an individual who stood at the door of a shop. * Why do you do that ?” asked “Well,” said. the driver, taking his pipe from his mouth, « that’s a little joke we ‘as between us, bein’ as we are old friends. You see, ‘is father was ‘anged.” —Chicago Fournal. the American He—«I'm going to bring Jolt home with me to dinner to-night.” She—" Oh, mercy, dear, don’t! It’s the cook’s day out, and I'll have to cook din- ver mind; I qwe Jolt one, ."— Yonkers Statesman. UNHEALTHY. Man (to a friend)—"1 am done with {doctors henceforth. One of them advised me to sleep with my windows open. I did so, and the very next morning my gold watch was gone from the bureau.” —Fliegende Blatter. The first thing in the morning, if you need a bracer, should be a tablespoonful of Abbott's Bitters in an ounce of sherry or a glass of soda. SETTLED. * Does she really love him ?” No.” Polly—* What makes you so sure ?" Dolly—""She has named her poodle dog for him.""—Somerville Fournal. WOULD LIKE IT VERY MUCH. “By the way," asked the waiter, “show would you like to have your steak ?” « Very much, indeed,” replied the mild man, who had been patiently waiting for | twenty minutes.—Zx. writes : |city, for it is as clean as a Quaker A word to the smoker of ten-cent cigars. $8.00 per hundred for them by the box. express prepaid, at $5.00 per hundred, a8 good a cigar asthe dealer sells for | $8.00 per hundred. | over, I will give you a finer cigar for $5.00 per hundred than he gives you for $8.00 unless he specially favors you. Pure Food Laws for Cigars ings are barrelled—and sold, and probably used bj Tallow no doctoring of my tobaccos ; There is no chemical irritation in my goods. charges, is rapidly growing. America, bat many smokers do not wish Panatelas. My Puritano is of equal quality and is for that larger class of smokers who prefer a ‘* shaped” Shivers’ Puritanos on approval, express prepaid, to a reader of Judge. may smoke ten cigars and return the remaining ninety at my expense, and no charge for the ten smoked, If he Is not and keeps them, he agrees to remit the through the factory,” and prospective customers see the cigars made. |HERBERT D. SHIVERS An Impartial Investigating Committee A prominent cigar manufacturer doubted the quality of the fillers in my |cigars, because, he said, they could not be genuine Havana and sold at my price. Three gentlemen well known in the cigar world were recently r que-ted to examine my factory and books, and they reported- over their sig- natures (which are attested by Notary Public) as follows : ““ We have made a careful inspection of the cigar factory and the tobacoos used by Hexsert D. Sutvers, IXc., and find that in the manufacture of Shivers’ Cigars nothing but absolutely clean, long Havana filler is used." The report also says: ‘‘ We find that the utmost care is exercised in every particular of their manufacture.” It would be improper to use the names of these gentlemen in an advertisement, but I shall be glad to send to anyone inter- ested a copy of their report in a personal letter. Another gentleman who carefully inspected my factory “Tt has a right to stand in the heart of the great Quaker itchen.”” If they are good ten-cent cigars over the counter, the dealer must get I will deliver at your home or office, simply save you all of his expenses and profits. More- Nothing would please me better than a Pure Food Law applied to the labeling of cigars, compelling manufacturers to state on their packages exacily of what tobaccos their cigars are made. The cut shows the exact size and shape of my Puritano. It is made of long, clean, clear Havana ile, and carefully selected Sumatra wrapper cigars are hand made by the best class of cigar makers. | The tu- bacco is eased All clippings, and sweep. other cigar manufacturers. the flavor is just what Nature provides. (moistened) with clean cold water. My sales indicate that the demand for pure cigars, minus the dealers’ My Panatela trade is perhaps the largest in [snivers™ PURITANO Exact sce cigar. upon request, send one hundred MY OFFER IS: I will, & leased with them; It he Is pleased ice, $5.00, within ten days. In ordering please use business letterhead, inclose business card or give references. Conspicuwusly displayed in my office is a card which says: “Visitors are invi and it means just what it says. We are only too glad to have cus J to go 919 Filbert St., Philadelphia, Pa. A CORRECTION. Fertie— Father, what is an ego’ Father—« He is a man who thinks he is smarter than anyone else.” Mother—" My dear, you are scarcely right. 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