Judge, 1907-07-20 · page 15 of 16
Judge — July 20, 1907 — page 15: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily composed of advertisements and brief humorous items typical of Judge magazine's satirical format. The main cartoon content consists of short joke items scattered throughout. One notable piece mocks Harvard students as "criminals," referencing a newspaper report about a Harvard man "beating all his rivals with the hammer"—likely referring to a track-and-field hammer throw competition, which the joke misrepresents as violent criminality to satirize both sensationalist newspaper reporting and elite college culture. Another item jokes about work ethic: a character named "Plodding Pete" claims to respect work so much he always delegates it to others, satirizing the hypocrisy of those who claim virtue while avoiding labor. A third joke plays on a street-level transaction where a man acquired a coat from a shop with no shopkeeper present—implying theft, treated as a lighthearted urban anecdote. The page is otherwise dominated by period advertisements for liqueurs, cigars, diamonds, foot powder, and cigarettes—typical commercial content interspersed with Judge's satirical humor.
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