Judge, 1907-07-20 · page 12 of 16
Judge — July 20, 1907 — page 12: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising**, featuring multiple whiskey and patent medicine ads typical of early 20th-century magazines. The small editorial content includes: **"Verbal Cruelty"** and **"Tenderness"**: Brief humor pieces—one a pun about calling a shrewd man who married a "shrew" clever, the other a joke about a veterinarian visiting a sleeping sick pet. **"Pointed Paragraphs"**: Generic witticisms about love, marriage, and human nature (e.g., "Love is apt to make a fool of a man"). **The main cartoon** shows a domestic scene of a woman in a nightgown confronting a man at a doorway—likely illustrating one of the marital humor pieces. The bulk consists of **advertisements**: Hunter Baltimore Rye whiskey, Sunny Brook whiskey, Lucky Strike tobacco, Sohmer pianos, and dubious patent medicines (Santal Capsules for venereal disease, Cook Remedy Co. for "Blood Poison"). These ads reflect both the era's heavy alcohol marketing and the prevalence of fraudulent medical treatments—a significant social concern of the period.
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WHEN YOU ORDER WHISKEY, ORDER THE BEST. THE BEST IS ‘HUNTER | BALTIMORE RYE IT IS PURE. RIPE. MELLOW AND ‘WHOLESOME, TH HE AMERICAN UE Saya al Aert.clans cates and by Jobbere. OATLAN ATA aso sehcinter a VERBAL CRUELTY. To call a man shrewd who has mar- ried a shrew is the height of verbal cruel- ty.—Pertopolis Post, uae AN EARLY BEGINNING. It is claimed that a Virginia baby could say several words distinctly when nine days old. Girl, Dealer. ITS KIND. “Tt certainly is the fact that that artist you speak of has a touch which never fails to score.” “ That's true. I'm not easy, but he got a tenner out of me.""—Courier Fournal. In building a house you should take the measure of your money first.—£-x. of course. — Cleveland Plain} Wilson — For quavarttee of purity, see back \abel onevery baile; Wats WN TENDERNESS. Veterinary suRceoN (9 0. m.)—"* Now, we will inspect"your sick yt.” Lapy (softly)—"* Oh, doctor, can still sleeping.” n't you come again later? He is Megyendorfer Blatter. as the Bottling in Bond Act, pro- the public with a certain method of distinguishing REAL whiskey 3 from adulterated or impure whiskies. Over the neck of each bot- tle of POINTED PARAGRAPHS. And a good-looking detective isn’t necessarily a good looker. At this season of the year the best game preserve is a refrigerator. but most men are willing to take chances. L CKY STRIKE Sliced Plug Pipe Tobacco ‘SOHMER e HMER -CECILIAN™ Inside Play Love is apt to make a fool ofa man, 2i4stht,,.SOHMER nsiie Players ‘Catalogue mailed on application. Some men areso nice to their wives that SOHMER & COMPANY, New York. it arouses the suspicion of the neighbors. The peach crop will probably be a fail- ” This does not apply to} ure this year. the summer-girl. It doesn’t necessarily follow that a man is any good just because he’s as good as his word. There are lots of dead ones in every community who are not doing their duty by the undertaker. Of course it is absent-mindedness when you forget, but it's gross negligence when your wife forgets. About being carried away with enthu- siasm the worst feature is that we nearly) always have to walk back. Never judge a man by the patches on| his clothes. Perhaps he had to buy spring outfits for a wife and seven daugh-| ters. Don't place too much confidence in a! man who boasts of being as honest as the day is long; wait until you meet him at night.—Chicago News. If you drink champagne because it's good, You're sure to drink the * Brotherhood.” Bat if you drink it for a bluff, ‘Then imported is good enough. The wine says the rest. BroTwexnoop Cuamracxe is made from grapes in the oldest vineyard in America, situated at uingtonville, Orange County, N. Y. Warerooms: Cor, Sth Ave. 224 St. BLADOER. Relieves all Discharges in: 24 HOURS. ‘Each eapenie Sex toe ey Beware cf (10 counterfeits. a yw SANTAL CAPSULES ore FOR MORE THAN TWENTY YE? we have made the cure of Blood I specialty, Bleed Poluea Permanenty fo'Ceptal te oon We wack ant ooo. We solicit ¢ Obutinate cases. Ii you have exhasste methods of treatment and still, bas HEL Ranl Capea he Se on any’ part of the body, Hair or F Ealing out, write fo prools of cares COOK REMEDY (0. 1480 MASONIC TEMPLE, Chicago, Ill., U.S. Ae comicbooks.com