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This page is primarily **advertising and humorous filler content**, not political satire. It consists of: **Advertisement sections** for consumer products (Evans' Ale, Mennen's Talcum Powder, Pears' Soap, Underberg Bitters, Grape-Nuts cereal) typical of early 1900s magazines. **"Pointed Paragraphs"** — short, cynical observations about human nature ("Happiness is often nothing but conceit"). These are generic social commentary rather than topical satire. **Humorous anecdotes** with mild wordplay: a carpenter charges extra because the client might be superstitious about thirteen dollars; a man guesses "mousseline de soie" is either cheese or cordial. **One topical reference**: "The Skeleton in Our Closet" briefly jokes that Boston will be disturbed that a "bean trust" headquarters moves to Cleveland—a light jab at Standard Oil's early operations there, alluding to corporate consolidation concerns of the era. Overall, this is a **filler/advertising page** lacking substantive political content or sophisticated satire that would require historical context for modern readers.

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ying, Rejuvenating MENNEN’S BORATED TALCUM TOILET POWDER tee After or Shaving. uses Mensen's Sesbars, and AP epicicaw te hin Ren Removes 3 ation, |Get. Meneame inals “Bold Pears’ Soap leaves the skin smooth, cool and healthy. There’s no free alkali in Pears.’ Only good soap and pure. Sold here and abroad. THE SKELETON IN OUR CLOSET. Boston will tremble when it hears that the headquarters of the bean trust will be in Cleveland. It was in the latter city that Standard Oil passed its early years. Louis Globe. . LUYTIES BROTHERS, General Agents, New York. HENRY LINDENMEYR & 83ONS PARES WAREHOUSE 18. 2, 84, and 96 Ileerker Street ‘Heekncan street, New York ALL KINDS OF PAYER MADE TO ORDER. ROMEIKE’S clipsengs which may ay + gt any subject on whi Press Guiting Burean will tend you all newspaper bout you, your friends, t to be “up to date.” tance in the erms, 5-00 for otices, Haxry "Hiway Romine, sio-tia W. 26th St., N.Y. | of some sort."—Courier- Fournal, jchap named Snoopins. Saat POINTED PARAGRAPHS. Happiness is often nothing but conceit. And it is better to be a has-been than a never-was. It takes a mighty good Christian to pray for the ice-man. Admiration is a woman's first love and devotion is her last. One can't always judge a woman's truthfulness by what she says. Many a man’s empty pockets are due to his wife's fondness for change. When a man starts to blow in his money his friends like to get wind of it. ‘The more good qualities a man possess- es, the less he has to say about them. ‘A woman's idea of economy is to have her husband waste three dollars’ worth of time putting up a ten-cent kitchen shelf. —Chicago News. wis Sooth- best remedy for their chi aseabottle. THOUGHTFUL OF HIM. “See here,” said the lady, “you told me that work would only cost me thirteen dollars, and here you've sent ina bill for fourteen dollars.” “ Yes'm,” replied the carpenter ; “you see, when I came to think the thing over afterward I was afraid maybe you'd be superstitious about that thirteen."—Cath- olic Standard. GIVING A GUESS. Bill, what is mousseline de soie ?” “ Mousseline de which ?” “ De soie.” “Well, either a cheese or a cordial Do you get up tired and feel tired all day? | ‘Try a tablespoonful of Abbott's Bitters in sweet- ened water before meals. At grocers’ or drug- gists’. STRICTLY BUSINESS, “The graspin‘est man I ever knowed,” said Uncle Jerry Peebles, “was an old ‘Somebody told him once that when he breathed he took in oxygen and gave out carbon. He spent a whole day tryin’ to find out which of them two gases cost the most if you had to buy ‘em. He wanted to know whether he was makin’ or losin’ money when he breathed."—Exchange. There aré many large tales connected with small fish.—Zx. COULDN'T KEEP IT. KEPT IT HID FROM THE CHILDREN, ** We cannot keep Grape-Nuts food in the house. It goes so fast I have to hide it, because the children love it so. It is just the food I have been looking for ever so long ; something that I do not have to stop to prepare and still is nourishing.” Grape-Nuts is the most scientifically made food on the market. It is perfectly and completely cooked at the factory and can be served at an instant’s notice, either with rich cold cream, or with hot milk if a hot dish is desired. When milk or water is used, a little sugar should be added, but when cold cream is used alone the natural grape-sugar, which can be seen glistening on the granules, is sufficiently sweet to satisfy the palate. This grape-sugar is not poured over the granules, as some people think, but exudes from the granules in the process of manufacture, when the starch of the grains is changed from starch to grape-sugar by the process of manufac- ture, This, in effect, is the first act of digestion ; therefore, Grape-Nuts food is predigested and is most perfectly assimi- lated by the very weakest stomach. “There's a Reason.” Made at the pure food factories of the Postum Co,, Battle Creek, Mich. Read the little health classic, The Road to} Wellville,” in "in. packages. housands have discarded the idea of making their own cocktails all will after giving the CLUB COCKTAILS a fair trial. Scientifically blended from the choicest old liquors and mellowed with age make them the perfect cocktails they are. The following label appears on every bottle. Guaranteed under the National Pure Food and Drugs Act, approved June 30th, 1906. Serial No. 1707. G. F, HEUBLEIN & BRO., Sole Propri HARTFORD NEW YORK tors “@ LONDON Advertising in Colors Fim the custom, of our es- teemed contemporaries, Jupce will occasionally accept an advertise- ment to be printed in three or more colors on If the advertiser will glance at the cover of July 6th he will see the very convincing and artistic announcement of the Gerhard Men- nen Co., of Newark, N. J. The advertising patrons of Jupez, like its subscribers, are not confined to any State or nation. Our first colored page was from Massachusetts, the next from Ohio, the third from Switzerland, the fourth from New Jersey, the fifth from Wisconsin. The outside covers of Sep- tember 7th and October sth are for sale. the outside cover. interested Correspondence invited. : THE JUDGE COMPANY . . 225 Fourth Avenue, New York City @ Most Perfect Block k Signals on THE NEW YORK CENTRAL LINES. comicbooks.com