Judge, 1907-07-06 · page 14 of 16
Judge — July 6, 1907 — page 14: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This is primarily **an advertising page** from Judge magazine with several short humor columns and jokes interspersed among ads. ## The Cartoons/Jokes: The page contains brief satirical commentary rather than visual cartoons: - **"Far Worse Loss"**: A newlywed woman's distress that a rival has stolen her cook, not her husband—satirizing that domestic servants were valued more highly than marital fidelity among wealthy couples. - **"All for Himself"**: Wordplay distinguishing between a "self-made man" and a "selfish-made man"—common American satire about wealthy businessmen's lack of generosity. - **"Chinaware"**: Cheap joke about China's "uprising" (likely the ongoing Boxer Rebellion context), reducing political unrest to speculation that Chinese people are "tired of sitting down." ## Advertisements: The page features period alcohol ads (liqueur, champagne, bitters) and patent medicine ads (soothing syrup, eyewash, blood poison remedies)—products common in this era with unregulated, often fraudulent health claims.
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FAR WORSE LOSS, = ———— — Mrs. Youngbride (sobbing) —‘ That 4 horrid Mrs. Falsetop has broken up my & you do drink, di ae Trimby. FITTING home.” wwe les FMALE Horrified friend— You don't mean to TO A say she has enticed away your husband Goop from you 2?” DINNER Mrs, Y¥—No-o-0! It's worse than that! It's the cook !"—Baltimore Amer- ican, Mothers will find Mrs, Winslow's Sooth- ing Syrup the best remedy for their children. 25¢ a bottle. ALL FOR HIMSELF. | Bacon—" You say he’s worth a lot of | money ?” | Egbert— Yes, indeed.” | Bacon— A self-made man?” | Egdert—» Well, a selfish-made man.” — Yonkers Statesman, CHINAWARE. | There isa great uprising in China. We do not know what it is about, but we suppose the people are tired of sitting down.—Chicago Fournal. | Siutreeweach. Green Label. LIQUEUR nize Rens tmarataes‘eacens . We have been for a number of years person: | — i the Se . ally familiar with hmer Piano, and be-| : Peres Chartreux lieve it has no superior in those excellent quali- MANFUL. ties which make a perfect instrument. It isto] A man may think he knows more than The Truth OREEN AND YELLOW— be especially praised for its volume. richness and | a doctor, but he is apt to listen when a Can be told about carrying-powers. No perton can hear it played | lawyer tel This famous cordial, now made at Tarra- 5 | without being convinced of its superiority. a ever tells Nim that he needs a change ‘ c t . , -Y rea A MATTER OF BUSINESS. Easy, Western A New Yorker's divorced chorus-girl] 1, ; ces wife has had him put in jail for refusing | | Howells’s new story is called, « Throug! to pay five hundred dollars a month ali-| the Eye of the Needie.”” } Champagne mony. Some men do not seem to under-| It should be easy to follow the thread the andard ot stand that when a chorus-girl marries|f the plot.—Cleveland Plain Dealer. Amarin Piece iT _ le = ‘There is ing she means business.— Courier-Journal. i, nshig to —_ tion. Itis PureGrape Nothing like Abbott's Bitters for that “tired Jaice, fermented and : ‘aged to exact periec- knowiedes of the elements of this delicious feeling.” Best fur all seasons. i tion for healthfalness, 7 Geet and favor that Habre pee wee Merchanta Censors, Wessts, Cte, ’ SHE ee Tt \conmelioents desis. Bitjer & Co..45 Broadway, New York, N. Little Miss Muffet, BAS Ages bee Veuet Set What sat on a tuffet, Was asked to eat ice-cream and cake ; ee: Little Miss Muffet If you drink champagne because it's g00d, ._ Said « How tough it You're sure to driak the * Brotherhoos.” Is—I've got a dreadful toothache.” But if you Crh ie CA a bof, —Chicago News. ‘Then imported is good enough. zee ‘The wine says the rest. PLEASANT VALLEY Baorusxwoon CHAMPAGX is made from grapes grown in the oldest vineyard in America, situated at WINE CO., Washingtonville, Orange County, N. Y. — ese, Makers, Roeims 1.7. Bold by reapectabte vtoe ecainre cverrebere, APPROPRIATE. The society editor was writing up a ‘church bazaar.“ Mrs. Green, the wife ot jour prominent milk-dealer,” he wrote, “was appropriately gowned in watered silk.""—7it-Bits, The most liberal offer ever made by a publishing company A # & & & for an Architect’s book of plans # % % Ht She 1907 EDITION JUST OUT : : OATARRH of the This book will save you from $100 to $500 on your. new house BLADDER. if you build after one of Glenn Lyle Saxton’s Original Plans, ff Relieves all BLOOD. POISON FOR MORE THAN TWENTY YEARS ‘toa gift that you will be Bleed Polson Permanently red HOW TO GET THE BOOK FREE yrccatomate room tor You can be treated at home under same f:2"- on your library table, ancy, | Capital $gmoioon, We solicit the ost Sand for thes hasous © Amerson” Deedinncs "tes chatinate case. you have exhauated tid only book of plans that has an intrinsic vale and methods of treatment and: -still hav ‘will save you moriey, Published by Glenn L. Sax- figure, and will eve you the cost of an architect's ton, The Practical Architect, whose beaatifal and service, Relect your plan, send Judge Ce, 295 4th original houses are built in every evuntry, even in the Ave, New York, a certied check for the cost of mest remote parts of the world. We lave for mle plans, after deducting the $i which youpaldferthe by the sme architect, Supplement to “ American: Text “Tour tock wil not cmt you caveat andit Dorling” containing bows pass, eat cooK REMEDY co. 1480 MASONIC TEMPLE, Chicage, lll., U. S. A- comicbooks.com