Judge — May 4, 1907 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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A DUTIFUL DAUGHTER. SeTHAT daughter of mine will be the death of me some day,” declared the portly party with a chuckle, « There has been a young man hanging around the house for the past six months, and Iwas growing tired of it, for I didn't consider that he was good enough for my girl. So yesterday I summoned my daughter and said, ++ Daughter, will that young man DON’T BEAT BAD ONES. . “No, Willie. Strange as It be here again to-night? May seem to you, egg-beaters are +++ Suppose so," she replied, look: never used to whip bad eggs.”” ing at me out of the corners of her eyes. 11) Well, when he comes I want you to sit down on him.’ PopoLocy. “++ Very well, papa,” she answered demurely. It's all in the sex which way men and women cross a muddy street. “LT went down town congratulating myself, for I reilly expected a scene, as my girl HAD LEARNED ; F . . : has a will of her FINANCE. A ¢ st M4 ‘ma own, and is not at SWEDE had Seip od ’ % yy . / all backward about negotiated for ‘ ap expressing it, But the purchase of a South Dakota farm, when she promises io doa thing it is as good as settled, id * and I chuckled to myself when I thought of the re- the real-estate man who had consum- mated the deal, r s ‘ yp ception that that “I'l have the Ps K Z — _ SE young man would deeds and abstract ‘ Ls L ))) eae 7. meet with when of title fixed up and @ g YA he called in the handed to you at Kom f : y ~:' evenin once.” = es )}) “ “Well, that “No, Ay not 5 > Wes? ) night the young wanting deed,” Y PY e1. man made his usu- said the Scan oS al evening call, navian, «Ay tak- h = : somsettit! @ and I cleared out ing mortgage and z . . = = . to give my daugh- : 3 ~ 4 We, : keeping land, yust eT wale ue tet Y ter achance to car- Aedpet sian ESS Se WOR seep rear like bank. = RN a . ANDY = ry out her prom. ise. T waited an ° WHEN indoubt FOXY. hour, and then, as —go home. Reynarp—" For throwing the dogs off my scent, this certainly beats wading up a stream." the young man showed no signs of leaving, I entered the drawing-room where they were. The gas was turned down, but it was light enough for me to discover that the young man was holding my daugh- ter on his lap +: What is the nfeaning of this?’ I demanded with the little breath I had left ++ +Lam only following your instructions, papa,’ she answered without even look- ing up. “++ You're what ?" I gasped. +++ Following your instructions. Don’t be silly! Didn't you tell me to sit down on Mr. Sweet when he called? Don’t I hear mamma calling you? “1 took the hint and fled. Cards will be out in a few days. SECTARIAN. A PROMINENT Wash- ington business man was showing his country cousin the sights of the city and pointing out the homes of the foreign rep- resentatives. “Look, John; that is the home of the British minister.” “Is that so?” an- swered the cousin. “What denomination ?” MASY a feller what has a continyal hem- erridge of advice would- CASUAL ACQUAINTANCES. First sociery cuit>—'*| met an old friend to-day that n't bleed wisdum if ye - T haven't seen for weeks. “A penny for your thoughts, my dear." 4 . “All right. Now, if yau will put up $74.99 with the chopped his juggler vein ‘Secono society cuito>—"' Is that so? Who was it?” penny I've won, | can get that hat | saw yesterday.” in two. First soctery cuit>—"* My mamma," comicbooks.com