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This page from *Judge* (a satirical weekly) consists primarily of **advertisements and humorous filler content** rather than political cartoons with substantive social commentary. The notable satire includes: **"A Model"** — A dialogue between "Citiziman" and "David Harum" (a character from Edward Noyes Westcott's popular rustic fiction). The joke: a buyer complains a horse "interferes" (a lameness condition); the seller dismissively responds the horse only interferes with itself, not others. The satire gently mocks rural shrewdness and evasive salesmanship. **"Every-Day Illusions"** — A child smokes a poor cigar believing it's good; the joke satirizes self-deception and parents enabling bad behavior. **"Accommodating"** — A brief piece playing on Spring (the season) personified as obligingly providing rain, snow, and storms—gentle wordplay rather than satire. The rest comprises **period advertising**: collar buttons, pipe tobacco, cigars, champagne, and pianos—reflecting early-20th-century consumer culture. The page exemplifies *Judge*'s mix of light humor and commercial content.

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Hes found it <3 milfions of others have—The One Perfect Collar Button. Have ert KREMENTZ Sins sade from one piece, cannot break by use INSURED: You get a new one if damaged from any cause. we RIGHT The name": aogier eet anteed—stamped on t button. “Krements gold than her make; out- & CO. Newark, N. J. COLLEGE Stedeats are mighty shrewd judges of tobacco. They want the most for their money, and it must be good. “That is why most of them smoke LUCKY STRIKE Sliced Plug Pipe Tobacco Fine Hsia easily = \& decoor vache Does net bite the tongue. Pocket size, tin box, 10¢. ARTISTS You ‘SHOULD KNOW. Our picture line is growing all the time. We have only carefully-selected subjects by the best popular artists, reproduced in photogravure or photogelatine on the ade stock. Send five cents to ling expenses, for our new forty- eight-page catalogue, showing all our latest pictures, classified in subjects and with an Artists’ Index. Address Picture Department, Judge Company, 225 Fourth Avenue, New York. CD FOR QZ MEN g OF GRAINS IGARS MADE AT y WEST | ketin, | didn't | Gitliman —** Look here, sir; | you warrant the horse you sold me yester- day to be without fault 2” David Harum—“ Yes ; ain't he?” Cittiman—« No, sir, he is not; he in- terferes."” David Harum—" Wa-al, 1 don't see as you hev any reason fur complainin’ about that. He don’t interfere with any- body but himself, does he % | By an original and improved method of con- | structing the frame, the far-tamed Sohmer Piano | | acquires extraordinary strength, and is enabled to sustain the enormous tensional strain of the strings. ACCOMMODATING. Spring !" shouted they. certainly,” responded Spring “1 shall’ also be pleased to rain, snow, storm, freeze, thaw and drizzle. And she did so.—Philadelphia Bul- A woman can’t help being interested in a man who has been divorced without her knowing the real reason why. - EVERY-DAY * Let us drink to the health of the bride, Let us drink to the health of the groom ; Let us drink to the Parson who tied, And to every guest in the room!” ScLe rrormistoRs WHITE, BENTZ & CO. Green Vabel. AT ALL FIRST-CLASS DEALERS ILLUSIONS. Lapy—" Why, James. I'm surprised to see that you let your little brother smoke that vile cigar "—— Jaues—" Aw, well, you don’t need ter tell him dat it's a bum cigar; he t'inks It's a good one. TOUSANDS have discarded the idea of making their own cocktails —all will after giving the CLUB COCKTAILS a fair | trial, Scientifically blended from the choicest old liquors and mellowed with age make them the perfect cocktails that they are. Seven kinds, most popular of which are Martini (Gin base), Manhattan (Whiskey base). The following label appears on e ry bottle : the National Pure jet, Appr: ne G. F, HEUBLEIN & BRO., Sole Props. Hartford New York \ a People who think only of themselves haven't much to think about.—Ex. CHAMPAGNE) dy what I wants None better; “It can’t be done.” “ You can’t do it.” “ It won't come out that way.” These words have a familiar sound to every progressive business man as he meets them every day. During a recent week I re- ceived and filled nine hundred and seventy-eight orders for cigars, all from individual smokers. To fill these orders required one hundred and thirty-three thousand eight hundred cigars. Of these orders eight hundred and six. ty-seven were repeat orders, that is, orders from men who had previously bought cigars from me; and of the one hundred and eleven orders from new customers twenty- six were recommended by my old customers. So, you see, I am “doing it.” The reason I am “doing it” is because I send cigars much better than my customers expect to re- ceive. MY OFFER IS :—1 will, upon request, send one hundred Shivers’ Panatela Cigars on approval to any responsible man, express prepaid. He may smoke ten clgars and return the re- |maining ninety at my ex- pense, and no charge for the ten smoked, if he Is not pleased with them; if he is | pleased, and keeps them, he agrees to remit the price, $5.00, within ten days. In ordering please enclose business card or give per- sonal references, and state strong cigars I manufacture these cigars literally by the million, and sell them to the individual smoker, by the hundred, at whole= sale prices. The fillers are long. clean, clear Havana of good quality. The wrappers are genuine Sumatra. They They are the ten ‘cent quality of the dealers and could not be sold through the usual lian- nels to the trade under $50.00 per thews.nd. The only reason that I can sell them at $5.00 per hundred is repeat orders—it is Ix the selling cost is practically eliminated. I manufacture other cigars than my ! tela. If, for any reason, you think 1 Panatela wouldn't suit you, and you are « to conviction, let me send you my catalog: HERBERT D. SHIVERS, at any, prices 919 Filbert Street, Philadelphia, P3. comicbooks.com ee SS RT Pep op